redsliver Posted August 10, 2007 Report Posted August 10, 2007 I'd be hopped on viagra with Grandma If I were a pill... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted August 10, 2007 Report Posted August 10, 2007 I'd have a "Possible Side Effects" list longer then distance between Tokyo and New York City. If I were a city... Quote
redsliver Posted August 10, 2007 Report Posted August 10, 2007 I'd be stomped by Godzilla. If I were a monster from the depths of the ocean... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 10, 2007 Report Posted August 10, 2007 I'd make Tokyo my first stop. If I were Japanese... Quote
redsliver Posted August 10, 2007 Report Posted August 10, 2007 I'd just suck it up and speak English. If I was a bigot... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 10, 2007 Report Posted August 10, 2007 I'd fit right in here in Alberta. If I were a redneck... Quote
redsliver Posted August 10, 2007 Report Posted August 10, 2007 I'd be able to say Hi mom! to my sister. If I were a sinner... Quote
AmyMcClair Posted August 10, 2007 Report Posted August 10, 2007 I would be me! If I were a spork... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted August 10, 2007 Report Posted August 10, 2007 I'd be completely confused at my uselessness. If I were a comedian ... Quote
AmyMcClair Posted August 10, 2007 Report Posted August 10, 2007 I would tell knock knock jokes until I burst. If I were in a foreign movie theater... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 11, 2007 Report Posted August 11, 2007 I'd pretend I understood what was going on. If I were subtitled... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 I'd make so many mistakes I would change the entire theme of the movie. If I were a celebrity... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 I'd have so much money it'd be obscene! If I were a unicorn... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 I'd make sure I skewered a fawn at least daily. If I were a basilisk.... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 I'd just stay in my chamber and hope no one came down to stab me. If I were a parselmouth... Quote
AmyMcClair Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 hessheeths shethses sse. If I were book... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 I'd tell every rattlesnake on my property to eat only mice leaving my children alone. If I were a blank piece of paper... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 I'd be full of infinite possibility. If I were a song... Quote
Guest echtrae Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 I'd be the '70s porno track that gets overplayed. If I were masochist.... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 I'd ask you to spank me. If I were a sadist... Quote
AmyMcClair Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 I'd tie you up and flog you. If I were a hammer... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 (why did that feel like a song cue?) I'd hammer all day long. If I were a song cue... Quote
AmyMcClair Posted August 17, 2007 Report Posted August 17, 2007 I'd make people wrack their brains all day trying to come up with the lyrics. (That was what I was thinking though unfortunately.) If I were a PC game... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 17, 2007 Report Posted August 17, 2007 I'd be full of glitches, I'm sure. If I were a card... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted August 17, 2007 Report Posted August 17, 2007 I'd be sentimental and make you cry. If I were an empty moving crate.... Quote
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