quamp Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd glide through some babe's hair 100 times every day. If I were a wrist pad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd be not worn by young kids who'd rather look cool than be safe. If I was injured... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I probably downplay it so I wouldn't have to seek medical attention. If I were a firefighter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd use water, not fire, to fight fire. If I were a song... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd be top 40. If I were a CD... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd have an explicit lyrics warning. If I were offensive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 No one would talk to me anymore. If I were a sticker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd be on your bumper. If I were a car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd be broken down by now. If I were a police car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd be Barricade. If I were an obscure reference... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd giggle about myself. If I were a pillow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd always be nice and cool underneath. If I were sleeping... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I wouldn't be able to post. If I were an insomniac... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd stay up and watch cool Showtime TV. If I were a serial killer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd stalk fat white business men. If I were a fat white business man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd stay away from you while paying Republicans to allow me to pollute with impunity and shamlessly exploit the masses. If I were a member of the shamlessly exploited masses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd rise up against the oppressors. If I were a revolutionary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 I'd depose the current government and become tyrant. If I were a tyrant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 I'd make everyone wear pink polka dotted tutu's and do the can can for my enjoyment. If I were an MP3 player.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 I'd be streaming the top 40 bootlegs from the internet. If I were a Clear Channel-owned for-profit radio station... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 I'd have advertisements. If I were an International Quidditch player... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 I'd get laid alot more often. If I were a house elf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 I'd SPOILER :be the first in line behind Kreacher's onslaught.If I were to live forever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 I'd get pretty bored with life and start a revolution just so I could die in a blaze of glory. If I were a spoiler tag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 I'd be covering up something insidious. If I were dumb as a rock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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