dazzledfirestar Posted July 13, 2007 Report Posted July 13, 2007 I'd have to crawl out of the shadow of the original. If I were a reality tv contestant...
quamp Posted July 13, 2007 Report Posted July 13, 2007 ... I'd make it to the very end just to lose to some buxom blonde bimbo that shakes her boobs in front of the camera a lot. If I were a truck stop...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 14, 2007 Report Posted July 14, 2007 I'd have the best breakfasts for miles. If I were a Podcast...
quamp Posted July 15, 2007 Report Posted July 15, 2007 .... people would download me, play me once, and then forget about it. If I were an old 78 RPM vinyl record...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 16, 2007 Report Posted July 16, 2007 I'd be stuck in the back of some vintage store. If I were a fan...
redsliver Posted July 16, 2007 Report Posted July 16, 2007 I'd blow up a few skirts. If I were a god...
quamp Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 ... I'd probably be a useless God, like the god of slide rules. If I were the latest model laptop...
Leonhart29 Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 and sitting on Quamp's desk I'd crash every chance I got. If I were a fly on the wall...
redsliver Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 I'd be watching you shower. If I were watching you shower...
Leonhart29 Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 You wouldn't be just watching for long - you'd be all wet too. If I were a bar of soap...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 I'd hate having to get everyone clean. If I were a towel...
redsliver Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 I'd be all you were wearing. If I were naked...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 I'd have to keep the blinds closed. If I were a goat...
quamp Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 I'd be on the farm and get sheared every so often for my hair. If I were a grandfather clock...
Leonhart29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 I'd chime the hour every half hour just to muck things up a bit. If I were a mirror....
Guest echtrae Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 I'd be in a fun house. If I were a vibrator....
Leonhart29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 my batteries would have run down a long time ago from overuse. If I were a dancing mermaid toy...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 I'd be in the tub. If I were a director...
redsliver Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 I'd be filming the scene where Crunch fucks the ice cream serving girl against the back of the drive up store. If I were starring in the film...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 I'd demand a bigger trailer... and a say in the casting. If I were a casting director...
redsliver Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 I'd probably ignore Daz's requests and pick people who'd work the roles better. If I were making a movie...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 I'd make an Oscar winner! If I were an Oscar...
redsliver Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 I'd need public housing. If I were a Muppet...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 I'd be Miss Piggy... gotta be able to kick some ass! If I were a silky purple glove...
Leonhart29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 some guy would probably put me on just to have that "nice feel" while he's jacking off. If I were a hair brush...
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