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I'd need a warning label (contents under EXTREME pressure).

If I were a South Park character...

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... I'd live in the desert and then be turned into a souvenir by some Mexican.

If I were some cheap gadget made in China...

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I'd be attached to Dazze's boobs and never let go! sex.gif

If I were a condom...

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... I'd grab as much money as I could off my one hit, break up, and then reunite 10 years later for a "big comeback tour." This tour, of course, would only make me look like a bunch of jackasses.

If I were a shopping mall...

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I've been ph34r.gif'd!

... I'd spend my time chasing gazelles, occasionally catching one for a meal.

If I were a claims adjuster...

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... I'd be written on instead of vice versa.

If I were a part of a car...

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... I certainly wouldn't get Mpreg. (for those of you who also visit the GAFF boards.)

If I were a 19th century novel...

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... I'd probably be kicked out for wanting to know how masturbating would make hair grow on your palms.

If I were an Chrysler Cordoba from 1982...

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