If I Were...

[Guest Adara]

I'd be wallowing in my fortune!

If I were rich...

[Nanaea]

I would buy a bunch of land, build a bunch of houses on it, and invite you all to be my neighbors (an AFF commune! ).

If I were a Mary-Sue/Marty-Stu...

[Guest Adara]

I would own a bunch of land, be rich, and be loved by all! :rollseyes:

If I were loved by all...

[Leonhart29]

I would be very bored as everyone needs an antagonist now and then to feel human.

If I were a mad scientist ....

[dazzledfirestar]

I'd have to tease my hair daily to get the right look.

If I were a Hogwarts student...

(... and what's so bad about being a Mary Sue anyway?? )

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I'd rule the damn place!

If I were and evil overlord...

[dazzledfirestar]

I'd have my copy of Deathly Hallows already.

If I were a monster...

[ladydeathfaerie]

i'd be hiding in your closet, waiting for you to open the door.

if i were a rabid squirrel....

[dazzledfirestar]

I'd be waiting on someone's front step so I could get into their house.

If I were a tree...

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I'd be the wet dream of denderphiliacs everywhere!

If I were a fermented pumpkin...

[dazzledfirestar]

I'd be sitting on someone's front step, left over from last Halloween.

If I were a costume...

[Leonhart29]

I'd be soft, clingy and showing just enough skin to be indecent.

If I were a Murder suspect...

[dazzledfirestar]

I'd be looking for a way to pin in on someone else.

If I were a smilie...

[Leonhart29]

I'd be sitting on my boyfriend's face (did you see that one coming? (

If I were a mythical creature....

[dazzledfirestar]

I'd be comfortably living in the Forbidden Forest. (and no, I didn't see that one coming! )

If I were a devil...

[Leonhart29]

I'd be riding on an angel's wings.

If I were a waterfall

[dazzledfirestar]

I'd have to jump off a cliff.

If I were a bird...

[Leonhart29]

I'd be in the mile high club.

If I were an air plane

[dazzledfirestar]

I'd be flying somewhere warm.

If I were a drink...

[Leonhart29]

I'd be a slippery nipple sliding down a sex pot's throat.

If I were a soda pop

[dazzledfirestar]

I'd be stuck with the designated driver.

If I were a car...

[Leonhart29]

I'd be a cute little red number - that can't run worth a shit.

If I were a motorcycle

[dazzledfirestar]

I would be a sexy Harley!

If I were a pop star...

[Leonhart29]

I'd be completely sultry to the point I'd burn up the stage.

If I were completely sane

[dazzledfirestar]

My writing wouldn't be nearly as much fun!

If I were a Spice Girl...