Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted March 3, 2007 Report Posted March 3, 2007 http://www.ironhymen.com/ The answer to underaged sex! ... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 3, 2007 Report Posted March 3, 2007 ... ... I just don't know what to say. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted March 3, 2007 Report Posted March 3, 2007 shaved pussies only where's battlecat when you need him? Quote
polywolly Posted March 3, 2007 Report Posted March 3, 2007 Battlecat... I can't even comment I'm laughing so hard. Story, I love you... Quote
Guest Agaib Posted March 3, 2007 Report Posted March 3, 2007 When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm. Quote
ZombieDuke Posted March 3, 2007 Report Posted March 3, 2007 4. To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises. I KNEW those little buggers where up to something! Having adoption-hungry homosexuals circle my pregnant belly like vultures, hell-bent on corrupting my unwanted bastard child with their sicko "love." GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! God designed a boy's privates as part sword, part battering-ram, to joyously stab and hammer you with on the magical night you begin your life-long tethering to the man who'll liberate you from the drudgery of ever having to make your own decisions – except when to have a headache or give an "I don't like this" bite. Quote
NightScribe Posted March 3, 2007 Report Posted March 3, 2007 I don't know who put that together, but they're a satirical genius! Quote
AmyMcClair Posted March 4, 2007 Report Posted March 4, 2007 Oh this is too funny. But seriously, where was this site when my baby brother was knocking-up his now wife, when she was 17? Too little to late, I'd say. Just kidding. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted March 4, 2007 Report Posted March 4, 2007 How about when I was getting knocked up!? <<19 Quote
Iggy_lovechild Posted March 5, 2007 Report Posted March 5, 2007 "thirsty little albino penis!" Holy shit! Ohmyfuckinggod and I haven't even gotten to the "dispatch". Anyone else planning to check out sex-is-for-fags? *giggles* Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted March 5, 2007 Report Posted March 5, 2007 I already did! SO FUNNY Quote
Iggy_lovechild Posted March 6, 2007 Report Posted March 6, 2007 Heeeeeehhh...yes it is. Gosh, why didn't anyone tell me before how gay straight sex is? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted March 6, 2007 Report Posted March 6, 2007 make love to Jesus?? fuck Jesus! wait... Quote
StoryJunkie Posted March 6, 2007 Report Posted March 6, 2007 God is going to get you guys. He's gonna get you good! Quote
Guest Agaib Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 I'm sure the women on these boards are squirming in anticipation Quote
Iggy_lovechild Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 *sighs* My friend had this song that he wrote back when he had a band...Hilarious song called "Jesus Christ is Not Gay". I have it stuck in my head now. Ah well. "Baptized by Christ...?" Ew...talk about one hell of a facial. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted March 7, 2007 Report Posted March 7, 2007 I'd rather think of the evil tampons, thank you very much! Quote
Leonhart29 Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 OMFG - I honestly think that this is the answer to my prayers! I've been looking for something to make sure my little girls don't EVER let someone touch them ... am I the only one that smells the burning sarchasm? Any hoo... gotta love those Texans and our warped sense of morality... Nothing gets icky premarital sex off the brain better than an impromptu game of touch football with your Sex is for Fags brothers. Sinful thoughts dissipate like magic while you writhe under a pile of your buddies' taut high school bodies, bulging zippers grazing firm buttocks, touching, tackling, and wrestling. Then afterwards, you can all take a long, hot, group shower and talk about baseball! Now I know the REAL reason behind high school athletics. The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That's why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut! And here I thought the real reason I gained weight was because I couldn't resist the gummy bears... Damn men and their calorie ridden Love juice... Quote
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