This is Hilarious

[NightScribe]

What with all the creative people on this site, I thought I'd share this. Our parents have done us wrong!

The Onion-Creativity Harmful to Kids

[Guest Serenanna]

::pokes:: Oishii posted that the other day. It's still a hoot though ::giggles::

Sere

[Mourningstar]

Rather reminds me of my first grade teacher.

When he met my parents, he told them that they shouldn't force me to read. I could read fluently long before going to school and I've had my nose in a book pretty much ever since I learned this magical ability. My folks didn't have the heart to tell the man that they more like had to force me to stop reading, in order to get me to participate in activities like eating and sleeping.

[Guest Gaara]

Yes and while you're at it peform ritual sacrifice in front of your child. Make sure they're irreversibly screwed up for the rest of their lives and as mentally damaged as you can get them. Because a child without imagination is a healthy child. Mentally and physically.