Anyone Else Get Creepy Reviews?

[quamp]

I don't know if any of this could be real or not.

My mother was raped about 20 years ago. Despite intensive psychotherapy, she still has nightmares about it. The reaction varies from person to person. I'm not a goth or into the vampire scene, but I have to wonder why any sane person would accuse someone of being a vampire.

I haven't really gotten any creepy reviews, unless you count the ones from a troll who insists that the only way to improve my writing is to "give up."

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I get weird reviews alot one person actually thought I was a real live vampire! What the hell!?

There are people who actually believe that vampires exist, just not in the traditional sense. Really, the most they do is drink blood, heal a bit quicker then normal, and are sensitive to light.

Why do I know this... I went to an art school in NYC. I'm pretty sure about a third of my school's population actually believed the above. Why? Not sure. A few of them actually believed themselves to be vampires which is... yeah...

And about that whole "Goth" thing, the fact of the matter is that being Goth has shit to do about clothes and music. It a state of mind and way of living your life. My mom's pretty goth, actually...

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

So about those creepy reviews...

Here's one I got on the only Naruto fic I've ever written:

i can't cry, but if i was able to, i would have. good story.

That's just... odd... It seems so non-chalant. Wonder if it's a psycholocay issue of a physiological one... hmmm...

[Iggy_lovechild]

*sniggers* I'm glad I don't get those sorts of reviews for the most part, unless you count the over-enthused quai-stalker-esque reveiws. Thankfully, i haven't gotten anything like that in long while, since I stopped posting IY fics at ff.net.