The Why Game

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Because like all fads, it upset the parents and was therefore "cool" with the kids. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because no teenager wants to be like their parents. Why?

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Because that would reinforce the concept of mortality upon their fragile minds. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they are easily led. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they desire the feeling of fitting in. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it is lonely being a loner. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because a loner is by themselves. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they have more need for personal space. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they like a roomier area. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they have longer limbs to stretch. Why?

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Because they carried the x-gene. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because their fathers were exposed to massive amounts of radiation. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because it was better than being dipped in bio-hazardous vats. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because bio-hazardous vats leave stains. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they frequently are made of some flourescent green material. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because green was the mad scientist's favorite color. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the mad scientist's brother had claimed the color blue and wasn't going to share. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he was selfish. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because some siblings are like that. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they feel competitive with their siblings. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because their sibling was breastfed and they only got a bottle. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because that first kid sucked their mom dry. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because that kid was a hungry starved sucker. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he couldn't tell when he was full. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because his internal meter was stuck on low. Why?