The Why Game

[dazzledfirestar]

Because no one was really into it. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because there wasn't enough foreplay. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the guys were lazy. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they felt it was their turn to receive. Why?

[StoryJunkie]

because they work hard all day worrying. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the economy isn't too good. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the president wasn't paying atttention to it. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he was too busy trying to bully the rest of the world. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he was insecure. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he had an itty-bittystick. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he was over-circumcised. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the doctor had withdrawal shakes when he did the procedure. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the doctor was a coke fiend. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he believed it would help the nightmares he kept having of mutilating little boys' penises. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he never studied psychology. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he felt it wasn't needed. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he thought the mind was overrated. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he was more concerned with little boy tally-wackers. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he was an alterboy. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the priest convinced his parents that he should be one. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they were very devout. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they don't get any sex, except what they can take from the faithful. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because that's what it says in the bible. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the author was a prude. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because at the time it was cool to be a prude. Why?