Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they know they don't have to be. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they're rich. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they have acquired large sums of money. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they inherited it. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because their parents had passed away. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they were old. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they had lived long lives. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because They ate well and exercised. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because they heard that it was good for a person. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because that's what Oprah told them. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because they had their televisions on instead of shagging. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because they were tired. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because they had a long day at work. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because the boss kept yelling at them. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because he was a type A personality. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because he didn't get enough love in his childhood. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because he was bottle fed. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because his mother was very flat chested. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because they got in the way of her career. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because boobs are very annoying. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because men tend to only look them in the eye. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because men are fixated on them. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because they are pendulous and sway to a rhythm all of their own. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because gravity has an effect on them. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 15, 2006 Report Posted October 15, 2006 Because gravity is an attraction of all objects with mass. Why? Quote
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