dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because the monkeys that could pick up those chemicals were the ones that got laid. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because sex is what drives us. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because it releases all sorts of nifty chemicals in our systems. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because we need a good reason to do everything. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because we like to think of ourselves as rational beings. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because no one wants to think they're stupid. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because everyone wants to be special. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because we are all told we're special when we're children and we want to believe it. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they were putting us on the short bus. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because the long bus was full. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because it had all the other primates in it. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they got there early. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they got up when the alarm went off. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they hate the snooze alarm. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they believed the old saying, 'early to bed, early to rise, makes a primate healthy, wealthy and wise.' Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they were suckers for old cliches. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they were sentimental, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they a chemical imbalance. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they didn't eat a balanced diet. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they eat nothing but veggies. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they believe it's wrong to eat animals. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they felt connected to the animals. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because their parents were druids. Why? Quote
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