The Why Game

[Guest echtrae]

Because the local priest was more than happy to tell them what to do. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he was a control freak. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because his mommy forced him to potty train before he was ready. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because she was very impatient. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because she had a hot date waiting. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because she was a whore. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because she made more money that way than working in a sweatshop. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because a blowjob is worth more than a sweatshirt. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because if it's done right, the memory will be far more fulfilling than the clothing. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because memory is a powerful thing. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because it sits somewhere behind the eyeballs. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because that was the only spot left in the brain. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because the rest was being used for upgraded hardware. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the old hardware was useless. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because it got stoved in when he got caught sneaking out of the closet. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it was overly bulky. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he wasn't big enough for it. Why?

[Jyet]

Because he didn't eat his Wheaties growing up. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he preferred Apple Jacks. Why?

[AmyMcClair]

Because they don't taste like apples. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because apples aren't sweet enough to attract that much attention from kids. Why?

[AmyMcClair]

Because they prefer the sweetness of pure sugarcane. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because its bad for you. Why?

[Leonhart29]

Because it gives them the potbellied physique of their parents. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because of all the empty calories. Why?