Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because the local priest was more than happy to tell them what to do. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because he was a control freak. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because his mommy forced him to potty train before he was ready. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because she was very impatient. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because she had a hot date waiting. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because she was a whore. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because she made more money that way than working in a sweatshop. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because a blowjob is worth more than a sweatshirt. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because if it's done right, the memory will be far more fulfilling than the clothing. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because memory is a powerful thing. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because it sits somewhere behind the eyeballs. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because that was the only spot left in the brain. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because the rest was being used for upgraded hardware. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because the old hardware was useless. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because it got stoved in when he got caught sneaking out of the closet. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because it was overly bulky. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because he wasn't big enough for it. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyet Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because he didn't eat his Wheaties growing up. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because he preferred Apple Jacks. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because they don't taste like apples. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because apples aren't sweet enough to attract that much attention from kids. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because they prefer the sweetness of pure sugarcane. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Because its bad for you. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Because it gives them the potbellied physique of their parents. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Because of all the empty calories. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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