Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because the local priest was more than happy to tell them what to do. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because he was a control freak. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because his mommy forced him to potty train before he was ready. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because she was very impatient. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because she had a hot date waiting. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because she was a whore. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because she made more money that way than working in a sweatshop. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because a blowjob is worth more than a sweatshirt. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because if it's done right, the memory will be far more fulfilling than the clothing. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because memory is a powerful thing. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because it sits somewhere behind the eyeballs. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because that was the only spot left in the brain. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because the rest was being used for upgraded hardware. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because the old hardware was useless. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because it got stoved in when he got caught sneaking out of the closet. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because it was overly bulky. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because he wasn't big enough for it. Why? Quote
Jyet Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because he didn't eat his Wheaties growing up. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because he preferred Apple Jacks. Why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because they don't taste like apples. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because apples aren't sweet enough to attract that much attention from kids. Why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because they prefer the sweetness of pure sugarcane. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because its bad for you. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 Because it gives them the potbellied physique of their parents. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 Because of all the empty calories. Why? Quote
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