Leonhart29 Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because they weren't watching the puppy and it got run over by a car. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because aunt Bertha was careless when she was backing up her caddy. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because she was old. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because time caught up with her. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because she had been around for a long time. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because she was born before the mountains had risen. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because she was old as dirt. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheshireKitty Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because she was born when dirt was made. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because somebody had to be there. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheshireKitty Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 So they would know how it was made. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because the legal system required that they have a witness for the construction. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheshireKitty Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Incase they ever needed to replenish the dirt supply. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because even then they were concerned about erosion. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheshireKitty Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because back then the world was less corrupted by humans. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because money hadn't been invented yet. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheshireKitty Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because there was no need for it. Why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because there were no bankers. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because they were all on holiday. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because they didn't want to get dirt on their suits. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because they were fastidious. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because they were anal-retentive. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Because they were Bankers. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Because their fathers were bankers too. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Because their fathers before them were bankers. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Because they thought it was an easy way to make a living. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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