NightScribe Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Here's the link for the parody discussed in an earlier thread. Flame if you must, (hey I cranked this out in five days, give me a brake). Anyway, I believe there are flashes of brilliance sprinkled throughout, if I may be so immodest. I hope it supplies at least a couple of laughs. The Gryffindor and the Grease Monkey Please to enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 That was rather entertaining. But where was the hot monkey sex? (darn) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightScribe Posted August 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 StoryJunkie Somehow hot monkey sex just wasn't calling to me with this story. I was more focused on the transformation of Snape. (I'm not a big shipper, either) However, if you're looking for both a funny & sex laden story, check out Journal of Miranda De Noir if you haven't read it already. But "nobody's holding a gun to your head" to make you read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Oh how fun! I loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Great job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lightgoddess Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Oh man! That was priceless! Tell me, would that be considered a crack!fic?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightScribe Posted August 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 would that be considered a crack!fic?? **laughing madly** Crackfic!!! Sorry to disappoint, but I assure you, I was not on crack when I wrote that, 'cause ya know, crack is wack. It is merely the product of my warped imagination. Thanks to all for taking a look and leaving your comments, both here and on the review page. I appreciate it so much and I'm glad I could make you laugh. Now, how's this for funny and freaky...the morning after I posted that story, I was driving to work and was behind some guy, dressed all in black, who was riding a Harley. I was listening to "Back in Black" (forever in my mind Snape's theme song) and when we were sitting at a stoplight, the guy lit a cigarette. I nearly cracked my head open on the steering wheel, I was so doubled up laughing. True story, I swear!!! My fics are haunting my reality. Hmm...now, if I were to write a fic where I meet Alan Rickman and Ralph Fiennes....**gazing dreamily at wall, with a vixenish smile**....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lightgoddess Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 *giggles* You realize this story is probably going to spawn a million fics featuring Snape in 'manly' professions, right? I can see it now: ~Snape the carpenter ~Snape the plumber (dude! crack kills) ~Snape the electrician ~Snape the cop ~Snape the construction worker and the list goes on and on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightScribe Posted August 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 I think my ass just fell off!!!! You are soooo right, lightgoddess. My God, what have I done??? Mmmm....Snape the cop...."Officer, what can I do to get out of that ticket?" Oh, the uniform, the authority, the handcuffs!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madapple Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 I thought your garage-monkey fic was inspired. I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants (TMI?) After reading it, I thought it would be funny to see a Harry/Ron drive cross country fic in that Anglia, seeing the world's largest ball of twine, and the world's largest electric shovel, twl tree. maybe as a sequel with whiny 'mione along for the ride. it's a one shot parody and I'm proposing a sequel. How about Snape the milk man? "I've got your cream right here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lightgoddess Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 How about Snape the milk man? "I've got your cream right here." That's pure genius Madapple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 Mmmm....Snape the cop...."Officer, what can I do to get out of that ticket?" Oh, the uniform, the authority, the handcuffs!!!! *swoons* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightScribe Posted August 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 "Officer...Snape, is it? Umm....look is this going to involve a strip search? What? You're going to have to restrain me and do a full body cavity search? And use your baton? Are you referring to the baton that's standard police issue, or the one you were born with? What do you mean, both???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 "Officer...Snape, is it? Umm....look is this going to involve a strip search? What? You're going to have to restrain me and do a full body cavity search? And use your baton? Are you referring to the baton that's standard police issue, or the one you were born with? What do you mean, both???" :: snorts :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightScribe Posted August 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 "Officer Snape, isn't the dash cam supposed to face the windshield and not the back seat? OH!...is that...is that your service revolver? Oh...well, yes that's certainly a very nice pistol...yes, officer, I am quite impressed by the size of the barrel. Okaaaay, I'll stroke it...huh? Of course I'm familiar with the song 'Happiness is a Warm Gun'. What was that? You'll let me go, if I help you discharge it? Well, if that's the case, just slide that pistol of yours into my tight little holster." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 X_X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 I find that highly inappropriate, Miss Granger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evil_Labs Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Robot Chicken tonight had a HP parody. Favorite line: (Snape): The monster pubertus? Why don't we discuss this in my magical... Jacuzzi! (to Hermoine) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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