pittwitch Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 (edited) Pitt's Perfectly Pugnacious Proposition: In honor of Saint Patrick's Day, Pitt proposes the following challenge, for your perusal and participation! A perilously short piece featuring any pairing that must include only the following things: 1. Pub(s) 2. Pints 3. Penises 4. Penetration 5. And as many "P" words as possible. Every properly placed "P" word will earn five Points. To plateau the playing field, no more than 5,000 words will be considered. All submissions to be made on or before March 17, 2010. Bonuses will be awarded for inclusion and creative use of kilts, rainbows, pots of gold, leprechauns or snakes. Reply to this posting if participating, people. Pitt now wanders off to phone the psychiatrist. Submissions accepted in Rich Text Format at pittwitch@yahoo.com. Edited March 8, 2010 by pittwitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayDee Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 Poppy Pomfrey's time to shine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittwitch Posted March 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 Poppy Pomfrey's time to shine! Pure Perfection! Was thinking Penelope and Percy, personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayDee Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Peter Pettigrew pawing Parvati & Padma Patil perhaps too perverse? I like the idea, and would surely enjoy the challenge to write something different and to get all the Ps in, but I hardly write these days and very much doubt I will get around to doing anything. G'luck though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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