No small tits in the porn

[Keith Inc.]

Australian censors are apparently putting a stop to any porn that features small-breasted women. The concern (made up out of thin air as far as i can tell) is that such porn promotes pedophilia. Of course, at the same time, other groups fear that depicting overly endowed women holds the more average women to an unrealistic standard.

So? When i create a scene with a woman that's about to have whoopie smoochies with five or six guys on her daily bus, what's the best cup size to portray? Something that the pedos (who just absolutely do NOT read adult smut, it's not what they're interested in) won't find too childish, and the fems won't find too extreme but the horndogs will still find attractive? Where's the perfect average?

Or is there another charge/issue/complaint i've missed?

[Jaded_Star]

I think the great thing about boobs is they come in all shapes and sizes. As a bisexual female I tend to like larger breasts, but that's just me. I'd say a C is safe, not too big not too small. I would say though since people tend to like boobs or butt, its good for a fictional character to have one or the other.

Really though, why sweat it? What do you like? Isn't that what you really want to write about?

[CloverReef]

If small breasts promote pedophilia, then big dongs promote beastiality (Hung like a horse). lol, I personally think that's ridiculous of those censors, but at the same time... kinda funny.

I think people take things too seriously. Porn/erotica is supposed to be a fantasy. I say anything goes as long as no one gets hurt, and, well, with writing... Screw getting hurt, anything goes in writing.

[Animedevildog]

Well Keith, since that you live in the Republic of Massachusettes, and not in Austrailia, I think your safe to go with whatever cup size you wish from A to EEE. Personally, I like them all. Gonna have to get you up here to Maine sometime so we can have debates on this at the local coffee shop sometime lol

[Ryder]

Wow this is the first I'm hearing of Breast-size censorship for porn. But I think it would only be for published (as in sold for money legally, and publicly) porn videos/movies. Unless hey have a certified pedo working for them, surfing the net for uploaded porn in which they think is attractive to them as it has small breasts, then remove it. B)

So it really doesn't mean shit when it comes to writing a fictitious story.

Personally, I think the perfect size is C. Although I think I'm a bit obsessive in this department as I seem to find anything bigger or smaller than C a bit unattractive. Like, huge breasts, no thanks (as in, I think "yuck" in my head when I see them). Nothing beats a C-cup, in my book.

But don't be sad, it's carnival! Go with what your heart tells you!

[Keith Inc.]

So it really doesn't mean shit when it comes to writing a fictitious story.

Yes, but when Cameron wants to turn my bible fanfic story into the next international sensation, i don't want it to be restricted in Australia because butthurt censors sweepingly decide that just because there's a unicorn in the sex scene it's bestiality.

Oh. Wait...

[Jaded_Star]

Yes, but when Cameron wants to turn my bible fanfic story into the next international sensation, i don't want it to be restricted in Australia because butthurt censors sweepingly decide that just because there's a unicorn in the sex scene it's bestiality.

Oh. Wait...

Would they really be able to censor writing though? I can see how, like child pornography, they could find evidence of pictures, videos, etc, but I don't think people will really see any reason to stop reading stories within larger sites, that happen to include smaller breasts. Short of censoring everything that includes any erotica, how would they be able to enforce this? Where there are naked people there will be small boobs.

[Animedevildog]

Keith, do you mean that he hopes that you will have it published in novel form? That would be cool, and I would buy a copy. I might have to ride down that way with it to get it autographed. So, if a srazed lookin biker shows up at your door...

[foeofthelance]

Would they really be able to censor writing though? I can see how, like child pornography, they could find evidence of pictures, videos, etc, but I don't think people will really see any reason to stop reading stories within larger sites, that happen to include smaller breasts. Short of censoring everything that includes any erotica, how would they be able to enforce this? Where there are naked people there will be small boobs.

Its the Government, they try to censor anything they can get away with. Its only when enough people put up a stink that they don't.

[Guest Purple Lizard]

When it comes to breast size, I always think of the movie "Wierd Science" when they're building the girl, and one says to the other, "Anything more than a handful is asking for trouble." (or something a kin to that)

So if you like small breasts, give the hero small hands. And I dont know how your story is goin', but with small hands, if he gets arrested he can slip out if the cuffs.

Okay, that last part was gibberish, but the first line is good advice.