dazzledfirestar Posted August 12, 2007 Report Posted August 12, 2007 What would you call yourself, according to your beliefs? A cheesy ballad might help. Quote
madlodger Posted August 12, 2007 Report Posted August 12, 2007 How do I scare that obnoxious guy away? It worked! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 12, 2007 Report Posted August 12, 2007 Have you tried singing "My Heart Will Go On"? That may be a bit much. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 Do you think it would be okay if I stripped down, covered myself in butter and streaked through the center of town? Only if you want to hug the porcine throne. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 Do you think I could drink this whole bottle of tequila straight on my own? But it tastes so yummy! Quote
Leonhart29 Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 Are you going to eat that entire triple layer cake? Only if I want to gain a hundred pounds. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 Are you going to try that new reverse diet? Just let the snake eat it already! Quote
Leonhart29 Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 Should I keep teasing the python with this dead mouse? mmmm - Chocolate. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 What was your first response when you saw that movie Chocolat? That's just lazy. Quote
madlodger Posted August 13, 2007 Report Posted August 13, 2007 Is it allright if I procrastinate to pleasure myself? Lacking motivation, obviously. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 Why aren't you doing something? Well, that was just plain silly. Quote
madlodger Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 Does it look like I'm doing nothing? Actually I am laboring on a mental evaluation of my self-pleasuring technique. Totally exhausted. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 How do you think you'll feel when you're done? The 80s. Quote
madlodger Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 When did you learn to pleasure yourself using Silly Putty? Silly Putty makes me happy. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 14, 2007 Report Posted August 14, 2007 Why Silly Putty? A nice steak dinner is a good place to start. Quote
madlodger Posted August 15, 2007 Report Posted August 15, 2007 What's your strategy for wooing a new BF? I read a fic about that. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 15, 2007 Report Posted August 15, 2007 Did you read the epilogue in Deathly Hallows? I swear she ripped it off. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted August 16, 2007 Report Posted August 16, 2007 What are your thoughts about the DH epilogue? Only some TLC will tell. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 16, 2007 Report Posted August 16, 2007 Do you think we could get this party to feel like a high school dance? Videos!! Quote
madlodger Posted August 16, 2007 Report Posted August 16, 2007 What's the second step in wooing a new BF? It's scary out there. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted August 16, 2007 Report Posted August 16, 2007 Aren't you going to go outside? Three strawberries and a unicorn. Quote
madlodger Posted August 17, 2007 Report Posted August 17, 2007 What props were used in the kinkiest sex of your life? Add some whipped cream. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 17, 2007 Report Posted August 17, 2007 Did you use anything different for the kinkiest sex of your life? Aloe vera gel. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted August 17, 2007 Report Posted August 17, 2007 So how did you end your constipation? 15 crates and a pile of sheets. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 17, 2007 Report Posted August 17, 2007 How much trash did you collect after the orgy? It couldn't be that bad. Quote
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