dazzledfirestar Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 Has this flavored lub gone bad? Strawberry is the best.
Guest echtrae Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 So which flavor lube would you recommend? It's always like that.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 Is the leather supposed to be that stiff? Handcuffs!
Guest echtrae Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 So what are we missing for equipment before we go exploring? Not so tight!
dazzledfirestar Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 Can I hold your hand when we go exploring? you could always try.
Guest Agaib Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 Should I cover Myself in whip cream and chocolate in order to impress the opposite sex? Damn that would hurt!
dazzledfirestar Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 Did you see what Knorg is doing? Evil is evil.
Guest echtrae Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 Can Snape be redeemed? The response will be immense.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 When the world hears about the orgy, what will they think? That can't be true!
Guest echtrae Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 I hear Anderson Cooper is gay? And now, for something completely different.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 ( ) Couldn't we work some more yoai into the orgy? Ha. Ha. Ha.
Guest echtrae Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 Are you feeling alright? Then put your hands on the table.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 What do you mean I'm hiding something? I'm not! Chocolate chip cookies
Guest echtrae Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 Do got anything to munch on? It should be lower.
dazzledfirestar Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 Is this skirt fitting me right? It doesn't take that long
quamp Posted September 30, 2006 Report Posted September 30, 2006 Has any guy in the orgy done it long enough to satisfy you yet? I feel like I'm just spinning my wheels here.
Guest echtrae Posted October 1, 2006 Report Posted October 1, 2006 So are you making any progress? That's not what it's supposed to look like.
englishwitch Posted October 2, 2006 Report Posted October 2, 2006 what did the surgeon say when he opened you up? billions of parrallel universes and i get stuck with you.
Guest echtrae Posted October 2, 2006 Report Posted October 2, 2006 So, how's your day going? It's not supposed to be yellow.
quamp Posted October 2, 2006 Report Posted October 2, 2006 Why are you bringing yellow roses to the orgy? She's feeling bloated, she's cramping, and she's retaining water, so leave her alone.
dazzledfirestar Posted October 2, 2006 Report Posted October 2, 2006 Did someone ask how I am feeling today? That not a good idea.
Guest echtrae Posted October 2, 2006 Report Posted October 2, 2006 Shall we cut the red wire on this thermonuclear device? It should be level.
dazzledfirestar Posted October 2, 2006 Report Posted October 2, 2006 Why won't my glass stay put on this table? green jello
Guest echtrae Posted October 2, 2006 Report Posted October 2, 2006 What should we make a mucous Tick out of? Then you shouldn't of done it.
redsliver Posted October 3, 2006 Report Posted October 3, 2006 Stealing Tony Jaa's baby elephant left me in a coma for 9 months? Almost as much as I hate moths.
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