Guest Melody Fate Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What one form of literature includes both the very best and the very worst mankind has to offer? About the time Hell freezes over. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 When will Melody finally get her chocolate covered elves? Go-Go dancers with pleather boots. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What is my best friend trying out to become? (No, seriously, he is... scary... ) Agaib Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What looks cute in pink collar with a huge bell? Death by tickling. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What is Soulie's favorite weapon? Like woah. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What is the extent of Keanu Reeves vocabulary? Should you wish someone a Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Why did Soulsearcher decide this was ask a stupid question instead of answers first? Yes you can, but you'll need 3 lbs of salted nuts and a bowl of cottage cheese. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Can Soulie cast a spell to help her figure out what the heck game she's in? Purple People Eaters. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 So, who showed up for the party? Because that would prove the existence of God. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 Why can't I walk on water? Pinapple Body Paint Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 What did Pixagi bribe Agaib with to get him to wear the pink bow and bell? They shall be used as cannonfodder! Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 What shall we use all the underage authors we find on AFF.Net? It roxorz my boxers. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 Why did you stick a weasle down your pants? In a cottage by the seashore. Quote
polywolly Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 Where do all fanfiction characters lose their virginity? Giant mushrooms and stolen candelabras. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 What supplies does Polly pick up for a "romantic" weekend? Kryptonite, prisms, rainbows, and ponies. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 How do you get from superman to something totally unrelated in four steps? Shizzah! Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 What was the first Shazam! called? with Toilet paper and a box of chocolate Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 How does one make a life-size statue of Soulie? FREE PET ROCKS! Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 What did you throw that fucking rock at My head?? Snowmen with "snowballs" Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 What's more anatomically correct than a Ken doll? Fire ants and Black widow spiders. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 What did you put in My sock drawer? Naked tied up leprecans Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 What does Agaib eat for lunch? black hot pants and a bustier Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 What are the two key elements to Soulsearcher's deepest fantasy? Gator on a stick Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 What is the snack favored by AFF writers everywhere. Because I really thought everyone wanted to read 30 one page stories all about the exact same thing. Quote
quamp Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Why did you write the "Killing Every Mary Sue Ever Made" series? I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Quote
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