polywolly Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 Who will live forever in my heart as an innocent, misunderstood, sexy beast. Orlando. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 Who sould be having hot beach sex with me...*glaces to see if husband is pay attention... nope* Pirates and MacDonalds Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 What's salty when eaten? Tap dancing like a maniac. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 30, 2006 Report Posted June 30, 2006 What did Orlando start doing when Dazz said he should be having sex with her. They throw her aside and do a little victory dance. Quote
polywolly Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What is what happened to Brittany Spears when the World’s teen population came to their senses. Jiffy Pop Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What is the answer to world hunger? The river runs deep and the squirrel jumps at midnight. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 This is what you should tell your doctor the next time you see them. Three feet of cheesecloth and a box of girlscout cookies. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What did McGyver use to hotwire a car? Pencil thin and tall as an apple. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 How would you describe a physically fit garden gnome Only if you want to piss off the elves. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Should you develop a low-heat melting caramel? Stand fast and hold tight. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What should you do if ever you find yourself on the back of the raging elephantaloo? Dark and curly. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What's it look like if a blonde's carpet doesn't match her drapes? Snuggly wuggly. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What is the best way to describe tigers? A one man wrecking crew Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What's the best way to describe a 2 year old? My little ponies & Care Bears. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 Two things that will make Me gag Sex Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What is the best cure for headaches, aches, pains, fevers, and colds? Mamma Mia! Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What did Mario say when Princess Peach gave him a blowjob? DEATH ON WHEELS (I promise this is the last time I'll say it! ever!) Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What is Agaib when driving a Big Wheels? Peanut butter and pickles. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 How do you pronounce a word with no sylables? Soulie's forgetfullness Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What appears to happen when Agaib doesn't refresh? Sneaky Soulie doing edits because of evil keyboard gremlins. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What happens when they come for you? (I did refresh. You just were too slow .) Anchovies Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What does Agaib have to eat for calling Soulie slow? Ballroom dancing is graceful and elegant. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 How do you describe ballroom dancing? ( Damn you made it hard that time!) Liverworst Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What is excellent with sardines on toast? The music of a viola. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 1, 2006 Report Posted July 1, 2006 What is the most beautiful sound that can be produced through human hands? What is the only sound that can make the gods themselves weep, and toss themselves at your feet begging for clemency for their crimes. What is the one thing made by man that is more beautiful than nature itself? (I layed it on thick huh?) Poetry Quote
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