Guest Nympho Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I keep hoping he'll take a few steps backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 You have...oh dear...*drools* DAZZLED!!! Earth to CANADA! DAAAAAZLED! You better get IN HERE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Yes I think there are many on this forum who will like this one. I'll admit he does have good body, I just cant stand his acting in anything but LOTR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest atsuita_no_renkinjutsushi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I don't care for Orlando Bloom, but that is one beautiful ass on Diane Kruger. w00t. Ad-libs! The second thing that came to mind when I saw this... Paris: Do you think this necklace goes with my hair? <3 Helen: *looks down* O.O Don't point that thing at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Paris: Do you think this necklace goes with my hair? <3Helen: *looks down* O.O Don't point that thing at me. :: DEAD! :: Paris: Blow me and you can have this Helen: Uh... no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Samurai Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Sheesh, it's the Full Bloom again. I always wondered why Troy didn't have more female fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I thought Helen of Troy was blonde. This is that movie with the mysterious leper, right? And oh, the tricks of Hollywood, they just put baby oil all over that bod, but still, I prefer my husband, I don't know why. Probably because Orlando still looks a tad too young for me. (Sheesh, he's a baby! the voice in my mind is saying) (Yes, but he's NAKED! the other voice says.) (That Could Be, says the other voice, but we don't really know that! It's all a trick!) (Once again, Poly's cry to Canada richottes the wrong way. Geez, we've got to do something about the acoustics around here. Maybe we should level the Cascasdes. That way, she will hear you before I do) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 *Fanning herself frantically* oh my.... That's why I keep watching a crappy movie like Troy! If it wasn't for the fabulous male near nudity, there would be nothing worth watching in that waste of film... *swoons* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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