Who All Has Gained Access To This Lovely Room?

[Guest echtrae]

Do you any suggestions Adara?

Because I'm all out.

[Guest Adara]

I just got some actually. Probably all that coke in meh system! How about we start a couple of threads about us, personally. You know. Start a thread where whomever is in here can share a picture of themselves. I don't know if it's already been done. But that's an idea.

I had another idea, but alas, it left meh mind before I could get it out. As soon as it comes back I'll add it though!

[Guest echtrae]

I've seen a number of forums where this is actually done. They always seem to get quite a bit of activity in them. It is certainly a thought.

Does anyone else have an opinion?

[AmyMcClair]

I have just gotten a key. This forum was confounding me so I worked up to it. Now I don't know what to do.

Hmm. Maybe we could post writing challenges here. I don't know.

[Guest echtrae]

First, welcome to The Mystery Forum.

Second, I think the biggest obstacle that this forum has, is the fact that it is at the bottom of the page. But I think any suggestions to do something with it, are welcome.

[Guest Big Samurai]

Why do I get the feeling that evil forces are going to flood this forum with bad Transformers porn?

*ominous music*

[Guest echtrae]

I wonder, would it be the classic transformers?

[AmyMcClair]

Out of curiousity, is there such a thing as "good" Transformers porn?

[Guest echtrae]

Hmm.

A good question. Now that I think about it, I don't remember there be a whole lot of gender definition in the Transformer series. How'd they reproduce?

[Guest Adara]

Mom and Dad build a new one each suppliying certain parts? Just a thought! LOL Transformers were cool back in the day. LOL

[Guest echtrae]

Hey, that's a thought. It would certainly limit the number of offspring that the parents would have though, wouldn't it?

Though would the physical act of building the child qualify as sex?

[AmyMcClair]

It could, but it gives a whole new meaning to marathon sex sessions, doesn't it?

[Guest Madapple]

It would certainly have to include a change/exchange of fluid such as anti-freeze, differential fluid and fix-a-flat.

I can see it now

"Optimus backed into the garage, hood open ready to sacrifice his air filter for the sake of series continuation."*

*a bit melodramatic but, oh well, I've amused myself, eh?

[AmyMcClair]

Well, I will certainly never see my mechanic in the same light again. Uh...

[Guest Madapple]

Amy

[Guest Adara]

Well, it could start a trend.....somewhere..... That would be quite a challenge no? Try and make something like THAT sensual and sexy when it has no real, bump and grind.

[Guest echtrae]

Sounds almost like the beginnings of a challenge fic, or am I mistaken?

[Guest Adara]

I've never issued a challenge of this sort, but perhaps we can together decide. LOL. I can't write something like that at the moment, my muse is off for the winter. LOL

[Guest echtrae]

That's too bad. I didn't know muses hibernated.

[Guest Adara]

Well, lol, technically it's been off for the fall too. I just don't forsee it coming back before the spring. Though, *speaks out so the muse can hear* IT WOULD BE NICE IF IT DID DECIDE TO JOIN ME. LOl, oh well

[AmyMcClair]

Don't worry too much. I found that my muse was hiding from me because I was ignoring her in favor of my husband. I have since found an amenable balance, so hopefully she won't abandon me again. If she does, I might have to write a really mean scene about her in my fics.

[Guest echtrae]

That should teach the harlot.

[Guest Knorg]

Me, for my sins.

[AmyMcClair]

My muse seems to be back, so I am happy for that at least. I guess she finally read my threat above.

[Iggy_lovechild]

The hell?

It's my first time in here and the first thing I read about is Transformers porn???!!!

Gods but this forum never gets old....