I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[Shirotaka]

I am no longer allowed to work less than 10hrs/day, 5-6days/wk

I am no longer allowed to listen to the voices in my head.

[Ginevra]

I am no longer allowed to spend Sunday mornings alone...Such is motherhood.

[Shirotaka]

I am no longer allowed to take up the whole bed.

I am no longer allowed to drink straight from the carton.

[SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to sleep past 7:30 as potty training begins today for the cutest boy in the world!

[Ginevra]

I am no longer allowed to wear cute shoes because my feet and ankles keep swelling.

[Shirotaka]

I am no longer allowed to not wear shoes because my girlfriend insists it isn't safe.

[Ginevra]

I am no longer allowed to play forum games in peace. My baby is screaming at me from the play pen -- he's sick and I want him to rest.

[Shirotaka]

I am no longer allowed to start new forums games, because nobody plays them. ^^

[SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to wear glasses, only contacts.

[Ginevra]

I am no longer allowed to enjoy my weekends...Always too much stuff to do before Monday rolls around again.

[Shirotaka]

I am no longer allowed to scratch my arm as it seems to be forming a rash.

I am no longer allowed to lift heavy things.

[Ginevra]

I am no longer allowed to eat my dinner by myself. Number 2 son is starting to eat normal food, but he doesn't believe it's the same thing I'm having unless he watches me cut it up and feed it to him off my plate.

[SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to eat my own food because invariably I will have to share it with my little boy.

[Ginevra]

I am no longer allowed to eat my dinner while it's still hot because someone always needs something.

[Shirotaka]

I am no longer allowed to get ringworms..

[SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to go through my day without having a small nap.

[Shirotaka]

I am no longer allowed to skip a night's sleep.

[Ginevra]

I am no longer allowed to have the bathroom to myself at any time...The baby has learned how to open doors!

[Shirotaka]

I am no longer allowed to write nine page emails to estranged family.

[SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to eat and watch TV as shock causes me to spill things off my plate.

[Ginevra]

I am no longer allowed to keep cash for myself...Somebody always needs something.

[Shirotaka]

I am no longer allowed to form athlete's foot on my left forearm.

[SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to carry my son any more for long periods or even short periods as it messes with the tendon in my left arm way too much.

[Shirotaka]

I am no longer allowed to paint without a ladder as the strectthing aggravates my bad knee.

[SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to think of new and clever and witty things to say as I have run out of them