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stupid fucking cocksucking computer.

Ignore double post.

I am no longer allowed to steal Soulie's slippers, shoes and sox.
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Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I am no longer allowed to walk my friends to the trainstation (which is 6 blocks away) barefoot.

Guest Agaib
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I am no longer allowed to encourage the gremlins to take over StoryJunkie's computer

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to dance to music on my computer with a kitty on my lap ... the old man cat doesn't balance so good ... poor thing.

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I am no longer allowed to type swear words infront of tigers, or any other innocent creature at this forum...

Guest Agaib
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I am no longer allowed to sit around wondering what to do for more than an hour

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to swear at itunes when it refuses to do my bidding.

Guest Agaib
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I am no longer allowed to remotely take control of Soulie's iTunes

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to glare in indignation at my computer, thinking the people it's intended for can see me.

Guest Agaib
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I am no longer allowed to hurt Myself trying to figure out what soulie is talking about.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to hurt poor Agaib's brain with my wise and knowledgable language skills.

Guest Agaib
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I am no longer allowed to provoke soulie into staring at her computer in anger.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to wonder how often I make Agaib look in a dictionary.

Guest Agaib
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I am no longer allowed to imply that I'm dumb.

(I understood all the words just fine tongue.gif)

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to speak using small words to make sure a certain someone knows what I'm talking about.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to let Agaib's ego get too big without popping it. {brandishes needle} Here kitty kitty kitty ...

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to aparently leave Agaib's side and must add another few feet to my height.

Guest Agaib
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I am no longer allowed to help Soulsearcher in making herself taller.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to take some things quite so literally.

Guest Agaib
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I am no longer allowed to sell hight enhancing footwear at dwarf conventions

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to wonder if my cat is getting off on all this stroking.

Guest Agaib
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I am no longer allowed to get dirty thoughts about making your cat about fifty times bigger.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to give Agaib's imagination ideas.

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