Smileyfax Posted December 17, 2008 Report Posted December 17, 2008 The L Virus was one of my favorite RE fics on FF.Net (pre-purge, naturally). It was an AU, featuring Jill and Rebecca (or was it Claire and Rebecca?) as mercenaries who stole a sample of the titular virus from an Umbrella laboratory. The virus' effect was to allow completely controlled mutations for the host -- in the story, the main characters grew penises, horse penises, USB ports, and could instantly heal from any injuries. After stealing the virus, they discover that Chris -- an innocent guard at the Umbrella facility -- was mortally wounded by Umbrella for letting the virus be stolen in the first place. Feeling guilty, they sneak into the hospital where he's being held by posing as accident victims. This scene turns particularly hilarious when one of the girls urinates on the other to heal up her wounds, prompting an orderly to cry, "You sick bitches!" They spread the virus to Chris and escape with him; in gratitude, he turns his fingers into penis tentacles and sexes them up with his penis tentacle fingers. Quote
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