polywolly Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 ...pretend it's Thursday until someone tells us to "grow up and deal with it." Those people who insist upon ruining our fun should be ________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 punished in an unspeakable, yet entertaining manner. I suggest a firm, yet painful spank. Anyone who carries false identities........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Is trying to get away from themselves. I am wasting time on this forum instead of _______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 ...killing spiders and drinking chardonnay. I call all spiders "Sidney" because _______. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 you have a thing for Australians. Somewhere over the rainbow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Is some kickass gold pot. Whipped cream also makes an excellent _________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Sexual aid Peanut butter is great because ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 you can always use it as a flotation device. Why don't we ___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 "Have random parkinglot car sex!" Said the red Car. "Uh Frank it's me," replied the pink car in a gruff voice. "Oh god! Oh man! I said all of those things! Why didn't you tell me earlier? I feel so embarrassed! Let's just forget what I said dude." replied the red car in disgust. "Well hey..." replied the pink car. "Lets not rule anything out..." That was from... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 "One Car, Two car, Red car, Blue car," that loveable children's book writen by Doctor Zeuse Wouldn't it be nice if ________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 pigs flew? So many men would get dates! You know what really makes me ____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 burn my ass? A flame about so high. Whole wheat pasta is __________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 like eating shards of broken glass Love is like ________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Having your brains bashed in by a gold brick wrapped in a slice of lemon, oh no, wait, that's a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. I always get those two confused. There are only two things that smell like tunafish and one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 ...isn't tunafish. *wink wink* Hold my calls, I'm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 masturbating in the bathroom. Would you just shut up and ___ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 let me masturbate in peace? What would you do for a _________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 hot drunken sailor? The scariest thing of all is ______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 hearing the words "Daddy bought" and "vibrator" in the same sentence. Beware of the flying monkeys, they always ________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 give the worst massages Worst is a funny word because _________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 Because it makes people think of liver. I refuse to eat liver because it __________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 ...is the same as saying, "I'd like a big plate of blood filter and onions." Finding inner peace is akin to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 being dead I hope that I ___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 ...go gentle into that good fuck. Going once, going twice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest arora Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 SOLD. to the lady with the rickman tee-shirt. next up for auction we have a lovly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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