Guilty Or Not Guilty

[Guest Nympho]

Guilty, people already thought I was a geek for watching so much Star Wars. No way I was telling them I had a crush on Spock!

G/NG- blaming anything on the dog. No seriously, I've done it and gotten away with it.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty... but I don't have a dog... note to self: buy dog to blame things on.

G/NG - Has moved furniture to cover stain on carpet

[Guest Nympho]

Guilty, I gt so many looks because of where my bed sits.

G/NG- playing music as loud as you can stand it just to get back at the people in the apartment upstairs who got drunk and kept you up 'til 6 am. (Hangovers are a bitch, baby!)

[dazzledfirestar]

So guilty and damn proud of it! Who parties til five in the morning on a Tuesday? Some of us have to work! *end of rant*

G/NG - Has listened to a song over and over and over again to annoy parents/SO.

[Guest Nympho]

Oh, yeah! My mom hates the batty rap from Fern Gully now.

G/NG- managing to steal a copy of the teacher's textbook long enough to copy all the answers for the next month and a half.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty... never got a good shot at the desk.

G/NG - bought something as a gift but ended up keeping it

[Guest Nympho]

Guilty- way more time than I care to admit.

G/NG- going to a Rocky Horror Picture Show movie fest.

[dazzledfirestar]

Guilty once or twice... its a blast really!

G/NG - Went to the first showing of a movie (Star Wars, X-Men etc) in costume.

[Guest Nympho]

Giulty, had a Padawan braid and everything! I am such a geek.

G/NG- gone to school on painkillers and embarassed the hell out of a teacher.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty.

G/NG - Has completely run out of creative G/NG comments.

[Guest Nympho]

Giulty, i'm falling asleep at the computer.

G/NG- posting a g/ng question twice just because you wanna see if anyone really was giulty of it.

[dazzledfirestar]

I think I may have... I can't remember...

G/NG - faked the death of a relative to get out of work

[Guest Nympho]

Not guilty, my boss knows to many of many family for it to work.

G/NG- deliberatly given a guy the wrong number.

[dazzledfirestar]

So guilty! It was the only way to get rid of him!

G/NG - lied on a resume/job application

[Guest Nympho]

Not guilty, never had to fill one out.

G/NG- laughed for so long you've nearly hyperventilated.

[dazzledfirestar]

Guilty. That's what happens when your co-worker keeps making jokes about Wolverine being someone's prison bitch.

G/NG - Wears their hair in pig-tails

[Guest Nympho]

Guilty- we call them handlebars though.

G/NG- dyed your hair a truly horrid color. (I am way to pale to carry off black hair.)

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty... I've managed to pull off most of the colors I've tried. Of course, none of them have been natural colors.

G/NG - Test drove a car, not intending to buy it.

[Guest Nympho]

Not guilty, I am terrified to drive.

G/NG- totalled a car described as nearly unwreckable.

[dazzledfirestar]

Nope. I've never driven.

G/NG - Wears pink

[Guest Nympho]

NEVER! I loathe the color pink.

G/NG- Fuck, I can't think of anything!

[dazzledfirestar]

Guilty. I can't think of anything either...

G/NG - wore a black bra with a white shirt

[Guest Nympho]

Guilty.

G/NG- got tired of your friend bitching about how you borrowed the shirt you're wearing month's ago and how she wants it back, so you whip it off right then and throw it at her in public!

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty... yet. I still have a few things of my friends to return!

G/NG - Has had "work" done.

[Guest Nympho]

Not guilty, the thought of surgery leaves me panicky!

G/NG- listening in on another's phone conversation.