Haha, are you for real? You think that the only way I could find your ultra-vehement complaints about trolls silly is if I was related to the activity itself? No, I'm afraid I don't have sufficient motivation to do that to anyone. I'm simply approaching the matter from a realistic perspective: if you're going to write erotic fanfiction and post it on the internet for everyone to see, you open yourself up to attacks from many angles. Really, I think you'll understand the inherent silliness of the whole thing if you state it to yourself in an objective manner. Repeat this out loud to yourself:
"I'm comparing people spamming reviews of my erotic Sonic The Hedgehog fanfiction to rape."
Doesn't that seem more than a tad over-the-top to you? To compare someone insulting you on the internet to having someone physically violate you in the worst way possible? If so, perhaps you should leave the computer for a while.
EDIT: Additionally, let me tell you that getting so worked up for it provides INCREDIBLE motivation for people to keep attacking you, when there's one simple, logical thing that would make it all better: laughing it off as people being silly on the internet.