goofball

Found someone for the oneshots. Yay! but I still would love to have someone going over AKOM: Thanks

can someone please send me a link where I can look this up? I got attacked yesterday and I have NO idea what that is all about...

yep, I do! I love answering my reviews so this will be really cool! *doing a happy dance* yep again, thank you from me as well!

Mean this one?

*sigh* Margali, Jaell, Damon, Callista, Ellemir & Andrew… yep, love them too Anyway…how and why did I get involved with slash? Last year around springtime I was a little obsessed with LOTR and fumbled over a site with tons of stories. I got finally over it after a couple of weeks, RL being real busy and all. Then in autumn I was watching one of the HP movies and I was not feeling well. But even though not feeling well, I did notice that Alan Rickman as Severus Snape is – well, hot. And that voice… So I started looking for HP slash, never once actually thinking about writing slash myself (writer's block since years). What finally made me write one myself was because I saw many brilliantly written Stories, which supposedly included BDSM, but were actually abusive. I wanted to show a different side of that lifestyle and that's what I did. Well, and now I'm hooked with the Potterverse. That's it

I think it's time for me to stop being such an inpatient ball of goof ( ) and seriously look for a beta, since the one I had disappeared somewhere. English is not my first language, so therefore my grammar does suck at times. The spelling shouldn't be too bad though (thanks to the spell check!). My worst problem is punctuation and of course pitfalls like "robe" versus "rope", "whip" versus "wipe", "off" versus "of", "to" versus "too"… I'm sure you get the picture. I'd love to have my already finished stories betaed. There are two oneshots: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger (678 words): Humour Severus Snape/Minerva McGonagall (7300 words): Humour, Language, (consensual!) light BDSM, explicit Sexual Situations (includes Oral, Handjob etc.) And a longer one: Severus Snape/Harry Potter (42100 words): Language, (consensual!) BDSM, explicit Sexual Situations (includes Oral, Masturbation, Anal, Handjob etc.) (implied) Voyeurism, major Fluff (in case someone can't stand that) I'm also working on a follow up of the Snape/Potter-story (different pairings though). I'd be really grateful and do hand out cookies for any help

I'd most definitely enjoy audio porn. I think that's really missing on the market!

Thank you for explaining that! And just to make sure you all know that I don't have that bad manners: I'd never use cunt outside the bedroom (or wherever one might get sexually involved with each other). I don't use the German equivalent for cunt either, even if I'm really mad at a woman.

even though I totally agree on that one, I have to say: trust me, adult genitals do not look like kid genitals even when they are shaved (not even the female ones). At least not the ones I saw

I'm so glad someone else does this "oh god" thing (and I'm not even religious), but it's just *smirk* short enough to get out repeatedly when the brain stops working. Anyway, I had no idea that cunt had such a bad rap? I like it better then most of the German words and use it not only in my stories (if I write het). But then again, my stories are mostly on the perverted side anyway. And if my characters use dirty talk, I might as well use bad words to describe their genitals

because you'd poke it every time you answer here is it normal to have more fun with answering the question rather then coming up with a question?

the other half of that why am creating silly oneshots instead of continuing my sequel? PS: thank you so kindly!

you would cough dust after eating the cake when do I get rid of this frigging virgin status *glaring to my left*

you just ruined my fantasy that if I would be a gay man I would have sex all the time. Shame on you! jk That's like: Myth: all lesbians love beer, soccer and drive a Harley Truth: er- nope *pushing beer away with a disgusted face and turning [nonexcisting] TV off* (okay, I'd like to have the Harley though) I have another one (I hope it's not here already and I just forgot it): Myth: all women are able to orgasm sorely from being penetrated Truth: some don't and need to have their clit stimulated as well

because otherwise you would be pissed of when it happens why do I answer here?

I just fumbled over something else but it's not strictly for lesbians: Myth: all women have multiple orgasms Truth: you wish And what is that rumour about two people involved have to orgasm at the same time for it to be perfect?

There is a term called tranny chaser for people that like (male) crossdresser and it was/is mostly used in relation to prostitution – if I remember correctly. You can look it up under Wikipedia (read it with a grant of salt). Enter the phrase into google and you get 32.000 hits However, I would use the term with care, since there are transsexual people out there that believe only freaks could desire someone explicitly because of the reason that they are neither male nor female. Now femmes that do desire a (male identified) butch or a transgender person often use "queer" to describe their sexual orientation. *laughing* granted, it has changed but I do remember the times when there were far more lesbians with short hair. But that being said; if the hair is too long and you appear on a women's only party… *rolling eyes* *shock* lesbians do penetrate? I don't know but that might be a culture difference, because in Germany it's rather: Myth: Lesbians never penetrate. Truth: They do, nuff said B)

Snarry got me hooked in the first place and I've never EVER thought I would read Severus & Hermione but then I fumbled over ms_figg's stories that have mostly this pairing - and what can I say... she wrote them hot. And they have at least one thing in common: they're both highly intelligent. Made me even give it a oneshot B)

Do you think it has a meaning that I end up in this particular thread right after introducing myself as new in this forum? I'm into BDSM (I'm a switch) so I guess, yes, I do have one or the other kink B) In no particular order and just to name a few: Spanking Flogging Anal Threesomes Role-Play Fisting (Semi-) Public play/sex Humiliation Restraining (with cuffs, don't do bondage) Shaving Orgasm-control Mindfu** Dirty-Talk (the dirtier the better and only in English please!) I do have a latex-glove fetish and love using them (even though I don't mention safer sex in my stories). No-gos (so far) are: Cutting (I'll faint if I see blood) Scat Branding Minors (that certainly will always be a no-go) Incest *whistling* I'm so normal in my world

Hello I'm new here in the forum and on AFF . I'm the goofball and yes, the name does suit me quite fine, thank you. But I also listen to nutcase What's to say about me? I'm 36, from Germany, have a weird kind of humour and only started reading Harry Potter fanfic October last year and got badly hooked. Now I'm writing myself since November and let me tell you, writing is not less addictive then reading (even though I'm really glad to have overcome my writer's block after years of not writing at all, I would really appreciate my muse to stop dwelling on fanfic porn and get some other stuff done (maybe porn that I could sell??)– but alas *sigh* at least I'm writing.) My main character will probably always be the snarky git (sarcasm IS sexy) and there will be the Malfoys and Harry involved, even though there (is and) will be the one or other oneshot that pops into my head and doesn't leave until it's written down. I think that's it for now. EDIT: I TOTALLY love the naughty-points. *gryn* make me remember other kind of naughty-points someone can earn with me B)