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http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600017950 Ok, here is a link to something I've worked on. It's posted now.

Ok, I'm full of ideas, but I have a one track mind. So these plotbunnies need homes. It would be a shame to let them sit in my idea closet. The first is HP/SS Voldemort is planning to kidnap Harry and force him into marriage. Dumbledore does some research and finds that the best way to save Harry is to have him bond with someone. Bonding is like marriage, but a strong spiritual connection is formed. Dumbledore chooses Snape as Harry's protector. Harry doesn't have a choice and Snape agrees. The thing a condition is they must have sex at least once a week. At first both hate it, but the bonding does its magic. Snape goes to a Death Eater meeting and is tortured. Their bond is so strong that Harry sees it and feels it, and is able to save his life. Their relationship moves on from there. #2: I want to see something with Dumbledore. I want him paired with Harry. It starts as a heated fling on Dumbledore's desk and Harry gets pregnant. Maybe liquor is involved. #3 HP/DM Something happens at the Dursley's and Harry loses it. He runs away and everyone is looking for him. Since Harry has nowhere to go he decides to become a whore in a whorehouse. While Draco is home alone he decides to order a whore and Harry gets sent. At first he enjoys making Harry serve him, but he starts to see the truth about Harry's life. Harry getting pregnant is optional.

If nothing else I've learned this... This world is full of worms, assholes, and pricks. If you let them get to you you'll get all worked up you'll never have any peace. Live and let morons be morons.

While I was reading all of this and catching up, a thought came to me. Why not create a category for this. Maybe call it the prepubecent category, and have warnings at the top of it that states it's a controversial category, and if such a thing offends you don't read it. It's a thought. If it's in its own sub section it would be harder for people to claim they came across it by accident. Possibly authors with stories involving children under 13 could help the techs in getting their stories where they should be? I know it would take a lot of time and effort, but it might solve the problem. So... now I'm going to go to bed like I should have like an hour ago.

Level 7 Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level. <a name="7"> Hmm... interesting.

I personally don't think age matters. Now whether or not he's healthy and active is. There are lots of reasons I don't like McCain, but age is not one of them.

I agree with Kanashii. Seriously, you're not a bad guy, but I'd like to smack you right now. I joined the forum what... back in February....? About that time you were whining about her. It is now about six months later, and you're whining about the same exact thing! When she broke up with you you wouldn't even get out of bed. You've turned this bitch into your entire life. What you need to do is just tell her to go screw herself and look for someone close to your own age. I'm sorry to be so blunt. It's just that you've been doing this for months now, and everyone has been supportive. You really need to move on unless you want to live the rest of your life like this.

I think with doing the job you do and not having smothered a few of them you are a saint. I was an usher at a playhouse for one season and dealt with the elderly. I had to literally lead them to their seats, point out the exact seat they were supposed to be sitting in, and repeat myself six times. If I didn't thay would get lost. Mind you the rows were in alphabetical order. I even had one lady ask me to bring her a bottle of water after I seated her. First of all, my name tag said 'usher' not 'waiter'. My job was to make sure everyone found their seats, and then close the doors and sit in an uncomfortable metal chair by the door to make sure everyone behaved themselves. I wanted to strangle them.

As far as I know it just can't be about any real person. If the character is completely made up, they can be any age you want.

Well, I came to the forum this morning because I had a personal message from someone asking me to beta for them. I decided to look around a little, and came upon this. I have to say that I agree with the masses. I think that someone with her panties in a knot was making threats. However, I understand why you're nervous. It's bloody fricken sad, but it's reality. The best thing you have on your side is the fact that if fictional written child pornography is considered illegal, then it would open the door for anyone who finds something offensive. Over the past few months I have gotten a little deeper into the world of witchcraft. I have joined a few groups. There are a lot of people who find that offensive. But do we not all have the right to walk down whatever spiritual path we want? I don't come to your house and try to tell you what religion to follow. But there are Christian groups that swear up and down we're all devil worshpers and we shouldn't be allowed to have groups because we're exposing children to the devil. I know that this site doesn't deal with religion, but I was pointing that out because it runs along the same lines. Everything is going to offend someone. My boyfriend watches a show called 'Family Guy' which I guess is pretty poular. I find it a little on the offensive side, but I fix that by not watching it. He bought the series on DVD, and I make him watch it in his room, along with his animae. I don't forbid him from watching it. In order to get to the archives we all have to electronicaly sign that TOS stating that we are 18 or over, and we understand that we are choosing to enter a site with adult material. It's not exactly like any of us were surprised when we saw stories with sex in them. There are lots of stories in the archives that I found just plain wrong on so many levels. Did I send an email to you demanding it be removed? Nope. I clicked on that little back arrow and went to read something else that more suited my taste. There are many reasons why people write what they do. I can't fathom why on earth anyone would write about Pokemon, or any of that, but they do. They exercise their right to write it, and I exercise mine to not read it. Jac has said he/she does it to get things out and heal. I do it as an outlet. I am an unmedicated scizophrenic bi polar person. During my manic phases I have all this crap buzzing around in my head. When I read a story and I don't like how it's going I have all these alternative storylines flying around in my head that distracts me from the story in front of me. Writing it down gets it out of my head. Also I guess, writing crazy characters is kind of like therapy for me the same way writing about child abuse is therapy for people who were abused as children. I get all my craziness out. And this site gives me a place to share it with lots of people. There are some that like it, and that makes me feel good. I guess what I'm trying to get at is that if the shit does hit the fan your best ammunition is the fact that if fictional stories involving underaged children start being censored then everything else that might be offensive is the next target. Nothing would be safe anymore.

It has come to my attention that it looks as though I have been flaimbating recently due to one recent incident, and other behavior elsewhere. That statement right there just completely blew me away. There are only four people on this forum that I haven't really gotten along with. And I thought I was getting along with everyone else just fine. Two of those people I did my best to avoid and tried to be as civil as possible with. The other two, well, there really isn't a word to describe them. Though I will give one of them credit that they have been leaving me alone. That I appreciate. But something has been said to me for 'biting peoples' heads off'. I just wanted to take a moment to say that if you're one of those people I'm sorry. I think a lot of it has to do with misunderstandings. Sometimes I have trouble wording things and some might take what I say wrong. That's what seems to happen more often than not. I'm an emotional and passionate person, but I don't usually mean to offend. Then there are those moments where I've had a bad day and might have taken it out on someone without realizing it. I am only human after all. And again, I'm sorry. I really did come here in an effort to connect with other people. I'm going to consider this yet another failure. I'm just not good with other people. So you probably won't be hearing from me again. I know I've said that before... Well, it seemed like at least a few people didn't want me to leave. They said not to let one jackass drive me away and dictate my life. They had a point. The same thing would still hold true, but the damage has been done. Now any time someone makes a negative comment at me I won't be able to defend myself. You all already seem to think I'm a bad person from what I'm told. I thought about whether or not the good I get out of being a part of this forum is worth the crap. Honestly, it isn't anymore. Avoiding the jerks doesn't work because they come to me. I can't not defend myself. I care too much about what other people think of me, I always have... with a few exceptions. The jerks may consider this a victory for themselves, but I'm considering this a lesson learned the hard way. I know I've been rambling. Part of it is I ramble when I'm tired. The other is I have a lot I need to get off my chest. But anyway... to those that have made being a part of the forum good, thank you. To those I have offended, I'm sorry. I would say delete my forum account, but I still use it for communicating with betas. I'm debating on that. But anyway.... Au revoir

Didn't I say I wasn't threatening? And by the way.... I have to wonder why if I'm so pathetic why someone would keep after me like this. Why bother with me at all?

*Sigh* No.... Given past experiences with you... You rushed right in to point out how I'm always getting angry, and oh... what else did you say. I disagree with people on a daily basis. As I said in the private message you so happily posted.... It's not that people disagree with me, it's the way they do it. If you attack me I'm going to attack right back and go straight for the jugular if I can. It's just my nature. I'm passive most of the time, but an agressive pitbul on steroids when the right button is pushed. It took me a while to figure out what you're jugular is, but I have. Not arguing with you. You said yourself that you like it when people argue with you. What's the definition of a troll? Someone who likes to cause trouble. So far you've managed to find my button. Then in that thread about liberal blogs you wrote that liberals are too busy whining. That had nothing to do with the topic, and was clearly an argumentative statement. If you didn't have anything helpful to add you shouldn't have added anything at all. And now... I make a rant, and you decide to comment. Only one sentence was actually about the topic. The rest was a negative comment aimed at me. That says to me that you're hoping to start another flame war with me, and try to use your quick wit to get me in trouble. That sir.... is my logic. You thougt you sensed another opportunity to poke at me some more. Sorry, I was just being cranky from dealing with the stupid and idiodic phone company. I tend to get bitchy and snappy when I'm cranky. Now I feel like dispensing a little friendly advice. Don't continue down this path of being ignorant. I am sensitive to other people's energy, and I've got you pegged real good. You think it's funny to be an ass and piss people off. But cupcake, I've seen your future, and some day soon you are going to piss off the wrong person, if you haven't already. I've seen your end, and it was a very violent one. I rather enjoyed watching it, but I don't think you'll enjoy living it.

Nah, I don't want to turn my brain off. It's good entertainment... lol I don't know where half the shit in my head comes from, but sometimes my brain is so active I can't sleep at night.

Just go away troll. I know you just want to try and start trouble again. My bitchiness had nothing to do with being disagreed with. It was a combination of stress, and being stereotyped. And by the way, I'm not debating, I'm bitching. Learn the difference I really really hate stereotyes. I get upset at an abandoned puppy and all of a sudden I'm being grouped in with PETA??? WTF?? One of the few things I hate worse than stereotypes is extremists. (So seeing abandoned animals makes you furious, but dying people being killed by animals you just go "It's their fault."?) And then words were put into my mouth. If you're going to argue with me and tell me I'm wrong, at least acually use what I've actually said. So I'm a little rough around the edges when I'm annoyed. It's part of my charm You can either deal with it and shut the fuck up, or not talk to me. I personally would prefer the latter. And since this is my bitch list of people I would like to see die slow and painful deaths... let's add another shall we? Verizon phone company. Apparently the little nitwits find it too difficult to turn on caller id. I had said feature originally, but it was turned off because I ran into some financial problems and got behind on my bill. At first I was told my bill would be separated into basic and non basic. My caller id was supposed to be turned back on when I caught up on my bill; so I thought. It was never turned on. I didn't do anything about it because I wasn't being charged for it. I wanted it back, but I'm a very good procrastinator. I did call up about three weeks ago. Then I was told I had to call them up and reorder it. Ok... no problem. But then I was transferred between two departments six times to make sure I paid my bill. I paid my non basic bill seven months ago. And it gets better. Nearly three weeks later I still don't have it. I called two weeks ago. Once again I was told it would be on within twenty four hours. I saw on the news there was some damage somewhere in the state on some phone lines and they were focused on fixing it. I can understand that so I let it go for a while. But it's really starting to get ridiculous at the point. I am so close to turning off my phone and just using my cell phone it isn't funny.

The puppies were in the paper.... And did I say it if it was a person getting killed by an animal it's their fault? I can't stand it when people go PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH! Seriously.... when have I ever said anything like that???? Learn to read people. I did read your rant about PETA. I also agreed, if you remember, that those morons take things a bit too far. But people are the ones who domesticated dogs. People should start taking responsibilty for animals they choose to bring into their homes. You're fucking right it makes me angry when someone buys a cute little puppy and when it gets too big tosses it out in the street. The puppy grew up in a person's home and doesn't know how to take care of itself. And this one is just a baby that never asked to be born. Why should it die because some stupid moron decided they didn't feel like dealing with it anymore. Yes, I know animals in the wild sometimes abandon their young. I don't like it, but there's not much I can do about that. And you know, a ;ot of times there probably isn't a reason that we as humans don't understand. But when a human decides to take a group of animals out of the wild and domesticate them and make them completely dependant on the human race, they sure as fuck better take care of said animals.

Ok so I'm minding my own business when my mom calls up and says she needs my help with something. She only lives across the street so I walked over. Lo and behold she has a puppy. Judging by how big it is and what not I'd guess it's not more than six or seven weeks old. Apparently it was found abandoned near where she works. How in the hell could anyone just leave a defenseless puppy out in a field to die? I'd like to find who did it, break both their legs, and leave them out in a field.....

Thanks. I got drunk and role played. I don't know about anyone else but I come up with the craziest shit when I'm drunk. And I'm a cheap drunk too. I was watching Luis Black and laughed so hard I pissed myself. But my buzz is starting to wear off so I'll probably go to bed soon.

Well, today is my birthday. It went as most birthdays go.... crappy. Nothing major went wrong, just little things mostly. Took my boyfriend into work, then went shopping for the stuff for my own party. Then I had to take the dog to the vet. She fell down the stairs and hurt her leg. At first we thought she just sprained something, but after a few days we began to wonder. Well, after sitting in the vet's office for an hr we find out her hip is actually dislocated. So they're keeping her overnight. Getting out of the car I banged my elbow. Then I went to get a shower and forgot to lay out a towel. So when I got out of the shower dripping wet I had to go upstairs to my bedroom closet for a towel.

I mix white rum with strawberry kool aid. Other flavors work too, but strawberry is my favorite. Spiced rum goes good with coke.

I like to do Harry Potter and original stuff.

What kind of story do you have?

http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600016028 I am still in need of a beta for this little prize... I need an open minded person. Umm it's hard to describe so I put in that link.

This whole gas situation is completely out of control. Mere weks ago there were three nearby gas stations. Now there is one, and that one has a very small space. One went bankrupt recently. The other, I don't know. They did have a help wanted sign. Now they have the gas pumps covered in blue bags. The pumps are even on and it looks like the store is open. It's confusing, but not my point. I needed gas the other day. I tried to go to the one that I usually do and found it still closed. It was too late to go back into town to that gas station, so I went to the small one. The whole area was just clogged with cars. There was no room to move. I thought by some chance the one that was going bankrupt might still be open. A desperate stab in the dark I know, but I had to try something. My boyfriend had just gotten off work and he was yelling at me. The stupid car is a giant oven. Even when the air thing is off, it blows hot air, and it was in the 90's. Anyway, I was out of luck. I had to go back to the small gas station, and by this point I didn't even have enough gas to get home. Foryunately the two cars that were blocking everything up had moved, and I was able to get into a line. I just find it completely fucking ridiculous that I had to go through so much for a tank of gas! And now I have to worry about the two area stations running out. Now I just saw an ad for a Nascar race. All I'm thinking is you've got to be fucking kidding me. The area I live in is running out, but it's ok to burn up hundreds of gallons on a race??? Have I been dropped in the twilight zone? Oh, and by the way... I'm not going to be able to buy oil to heat my house this winter. I don't know what I'm going to do.

Ah yes, also a good series. Terry Brooks is a good author. I was just a little mad at him because I didn't like the ending of 'The First King of Shanarra' I really hate it when the author kills off a lot of characters I like.