pittwitch

Tradition: JayDee: those insane ones who do the Polar Bear Plunge just amaze me ... ain't no way I'd be jumping into the rivers here in January!
FairySlayer
Cornucopia -- you do know that I would read all about that kinky pie eating contest, doncha? That poor novitiate really did get hammered into place. I'm fairly certain that is one initiation ritual that shall stay with the members for years to come.
Apollo
Cornucopia -- I would so love to see an artist grace me with a picture of that scene. I see it very vividly in my mind and I doubt that I conveyed it as vividly. Thanks for the compliment!
Kisakimiko
Cornucopia -- I'm glad you liked the "offering." I thought it was rather appropriate that the pet would offer the gift back to his Mistress.
SK
Cornucopia -- I think I shall grant your wish.
AB
Cornucopia -- Thanks so much for enjoying my little characters. Don't feel bad for the novitiate -- the Mistress could have done so much worse.
JayDee
Cornucopia -- I am flattered that I was able to evoke some sympathy from you, of all authors, for the misfortunate novitiate. I consider that a very high compliment indeed. Weird how the recaptcha seemed so fitting as well.
Apollo
Turkey -- 510 years is old enough for me too! Teenagers = never satisfied.
FS
Turkey -- the poor teenager is just so put out, isn't she? Oh well, more turkey for us!
JayDee
Turkey -- I'm not sure there is anyone left to mete out just desserts for the inappropriate use of the turkey.
SK
Turkey -- have ever tried to heft a stuffed turkey? Slimy things, lol. And thanks for the flame, it shall keep me warm all winter long!
AB
Turkey -- yeah, I'd have to say 510 is plenty long enough for me to consider it a tradition too!
Snow -- well, since the damn muse has brought me these characters, I can tell you that Connor has a damn good reason for waiting patiently for his Mistress' command. She in turn has damned good reasons for not attacking Edward. Thanks for not liking him!
FS
Snow -- I am impressed that you were able to read all of that in such few of my words. Yes, Edward and the Mistress are being set up as the interpersonal clash of the titans.
SK
Snow -- I only hope I don't disappoint you in the future.
JayDee
Snow -- thank you so much for the compliment. I added Edward as a counter to the Mistress, but he has a deeper role to play in the future. I'm hoping to be able to carry on with these characters, imagination cooperating and all!

Tomoe's ♥♥ FanFiction Writer's Meme ♥♥
1. How about a brief introduction of yourself? I am the Pittwitch. Sadly, I am also well-known in the RL world as such
too. That is another story. I am a 40'ish, mother of two, wife of one. I own my own business currently, but will be automated out of business within a year. So, I'm looking for a whole new career and facing a midlife crisis over it. I love to read, cutting my teeth on historical romances. I have a very strange sense of humor, which sometimes shows up in my writing.
2. Fabulous! And what got you into fanfiction to begin with? I was home alone with my youngest for a few days, and we'd been having a Harry Potter movie marathon. I googled Severus Snape out of boredom and great googalymoogaly, tons of fanfiction appeared like magic. I stayed up nearly all night reading one story and I was hooked. I lurked and read a lot for a while before trying my own hand at writing.
3. I see, so what kind of fanfiction do you like to write? I have written Harry Potter, mostly Snape-centric, but I've also dabbled in Highlander and NCIS. I wrote my first slash on a dare. Things went downhill from there.
4. Do you tend to write the same pairings/characters? Or are you a fandom whore? I suppose I am a fandom whore because I am not known for a specific pairing.
5. What is your more popular fanfic and why do you think people like it so? Oddly, it is a word doodle thing called, "Why Fred and George Never Eavesdrop ... Anymore." I think people like the humor and the smut combined. http://hp.adultfanfi...hp?no=600010986 If that isn't the reason people like it, then I have no clue. I'm always stunned when I seen how many people have read, reviewed and rated it.
6. Forget other people, what is the fanfic you've written you're most proud of? Completed? I am quite proud of a challenge piece I wrote, "A Valentine's Day Massacre," which was far beyond my comfort zone. http://hp.adultfanfi...hp?no=600014966
7. Do you find writing easy? Hard? What are the most difficult aspects of writing you struggle with? I think writing is sometimes easy, and that has spoiled me for when the going becomes difficult in a story ... then I become frustrated and can't make the workds or characters do what I want them to do. I have a really hard time carving out time to relax and reach my mental writing place. I have to see the story in my mind's eye, like a movie, before I can begin to record it for others.
8. Write a few sentences of so of your favorite pairing or character. My new favorite characters aren't from a fandom. But, since I started this mess:
"Severus?" Lucius called into the classroom cautiously, peeking as best he could around the door frame to assess the dour Professor's mood before moving into striking range.
"Come," Snape barked in invitation, never taking his beady eyes off of the concoction he was stirring.
Lucius stepped into the room, sniffing, and curling his lip in distaste at the horrid odor wafting from Snape's cauldron.
"What in the nine Hells are you brewing?"
Snape raised his face to stare at the platinum blond aristocrat now hurriedly backing away from the offending potion. "My lunch, you prat," Snape snarled with a glare.
9. Are there any fanfiction trends/clichés you can't stand or are just sick of? I really detest those creature fics where the charcters become some fantastical almight creature and rule the world. Also, the whole Mpreg thing ... I just don't get it.
10. Are you guilty of any of the fanfiction trends/clichés you now hate? Or any other ones? Oh boy, YES! My first foray was resplendent with a full-blown Mary Sue! I didn't even know who Mary Sue was at the time. No, you can't go read that one. I zapped it, with glee.
11. What was the first fandom you wrote for? Do you still like/participate in it? Harry Potter, and not really.
12. Name your OTPs or most frequently written pairings/characters and explain what it is about them you love to write. I did seem to write Snape/Lucius quite a bit. I like the idea of two powerful men grappling for control in a relationship.
13. What would you call your writing "style"? I have no style. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look for a style.
14. Do you read other people's fanfic? If so, what do you find yourself reading the most? Of course I read other people's fan fics. I read almost anything. I never thought I'd like slash, but wowzers, I have found some really great slash fic out there!
15. Name one thing you'd LOVE to write, but have been too afraid or shy to do. The last word anyone would use to describe me is shy. I have written just about everything I love.
16. Do you have trouble taking criticism? Or worse yet, do you have the dreaded bloated ego? No, I actually enjoy criticism, if offered constructively. I will not entertain the random, "Your writing sucks!" If I have done something stupid, I want to know what I did.
17. When you write, is there anything that helps? Music? Quiet room? Repairing toaster ovens? Chocolate ... quiet house ... no kids or husbands to peek over my shoulder ... and yes, music really helps set a mood.
18. What inspires you? I really don't know where the inspiration comes from ... sometimes it's there, most of the time it isn't.
19. Lastly, how would you sum up your fanfiction experiences and yourself as a writer? I am very grateful for the whole fanfiction experience. I have made wonderful friends, honed a craft, and discovered that I can tell a story. I really don't think of myself as a writer, just a dabbler.
20. Tag some friends, because they'll have you for it.

Professionally, the one I love and cherish: Patient has endured lifelong monogamy. Actual dictation: Patient has ENJOYED lifelong monogamy. Docs are still ribbing me for that one.

Pen name: Pittwitch
Prompt: Turkey
Story: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600102842
Drabble, 100 words, no more, no less
Fandom: Original
Pairing: none
Warnings: Snotty teenager

Pen name: Pittwitch
Story Link: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600102842&chapter=4
Type: FlashFic
Rating: Adult ++
Fandom: Original, Het
Pairings: OC
Warnings: implied sex, M/s relationship, food-play

Pen name: Pittwitch
Story: Harvest
Link: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600102842&chapter=2
Ficlet: up to 1000 words
Pairing: het
Fandom: original
Warnings: nudity

Penname: Pittwitch
Story link: Treats http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600102842
Drabble
Adult ++
Original pairing
Het
D/s, oral

Pen Name: Pittwitch
Story link: Witch http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600026113
Type: Drabble
Rating: Adult+
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Draco
Warnings: No sex, torture, abuse

Pen name: Pittwitch
Link to story: Tradition http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600102842
Pairing: None
Fandom: Original
Warnings: No sex, easily follows Harvest or stands alone.
Drabble: 100 words, no more, no less.

Pen name: Pittwitch
Link to story: Tradition http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600102842
Pairing: None
Fandom: Original
Warnings: No sex, easily follows Harvest or stands alone.
Drabble: 100 words, no more, no less.

Minors are minors, regardless. Just because the author wasn't "caught" until recently, doesn't make what they did any less illegal.
All reports of suspicious minors are thoroughly researched and CONFIRMED before deletion. Do a little research with that nice little search button on the top right of your screen to see the proof.
One cannot judge maturity by the quality of writing. Adults can write horribly and teens can write such moving stories that readers can be dumbstruck at their beauty.
None of this changes the fact that what this author did was post illegally at this site.

Apollo: Thank you for hosting the prompts challenge, and making an effort to read each and every one. I haven't had this much fun writing Drabbles, etc. in AGES!
Treats: Thank you! Yes, our dear pet does long for his Mistress' approval. Shouldn't they all?
Harvest: Wow, I wrote imagery? Sensuality? Aw shucks, thank you muchly. I'm happy that someone could appreciate how many senses would be engaged in such a setting. I wanted to do more, but would have KILLED the word limit: the heat of the fire on the druidess' back, the damp, cold grass under her knee, the smoothness of the oils on her fingertips, the icy touch of those same fingertips on his penis ... oops, I digress.
Fairy Slayer:
Treats: I'm glad you liked this. When limiting something to 100 words, we rely so heavily on the readers' imaginations that I'm almost frightened to toss them out for viewing. Not scared when readers like you bring so much to the so little I offered. Thank you.
Harvest: Again, I'm so glad that you liked this. I've been daydreaming a lot about what a ritual might require for another story where I'm stuck. Somehow, a healing got mixed up with harvest in my head, and now we have fingerpainting nudes with, only visible in the moonlight, ink. I'm glad you appreciated the subtlety of that aspect.
Melrick
Harvest: Dear, watching is acceptable only from inside the sacred circle. Please enter the sanctuary as you entered the world, i.e. naked. Proceed to be blessed, and participate!
Asexual Biped
Harvest: As a farming witch, I am shamed. See what happens when we rush! Thank you for taking the time to read and review and correct an old witch.
Treats: I don't know about correctly, but I do know what *I* like! I'm thrilled you liked it too.
JayDee: I am highly flattered by your review, more than you could possibly know. I've been practicing being more concise, and making better word choices. Thank you for noticing.