PorkChopExpress86

I doubt he gives a crap what anyone thinks of him. He's got his billions, his name in the history books, and can really do whatever the hell he wants.

Just remember, the internets is serious business. Everything that happens online directly impacts your life!!!!111!!!!11 But srsly, its all good. everyone gets like that from time to time

So there you go, i'm a 13 year old boy.

ED is not your personal army.

How is ED the ultimate justice dealer? They'll just call you a 16 year old girl whose brought them over 9000 lulz since at least 100 years ago, before the jews did WTC. But no argument with the rest of it.

Ah, I see. Your Sailor Moon stories were added before I started coming to this site, that's why I havn't seen them. I'll definatley check them out tho. I know how you feel, I've just gotten over like 3 months of writers block so my stories are wayyyyy backed up.

welcome aboard. its good to see new people on here. Do you write any fics?

does the postman not come to your house...?

eh, /b/ was the only reason I went but I was far from a regular. I love encyclopedia dramatica tho and without the *chan antics ED doesn't get new material.

yeah, and all the 4chaners jumped on 7chan like it was the last lifeboat off the titanic

Can't tell if this is an epic win or an epic fail. I guess time will tell.

the virgin designation means you're a forum virgin. that will change as you get your post count higher. buying stuff in the store requires naughty points. you get more of those when you post and start new threads, but the quickest way is to go to the casino. unfortunatly there isn't a way to offer feedback on your comments unless they leave an email address, then you can email them personally. You COULD comment back on your own stories but it seems to be an unwritten rule that authors don't do that. I don't anyway... The best way to leave blanket thanks is in an authors note at the begining or end of your stories. hope that helped.

Chapter 10! Yay! Does anyone use this board to actually keep up with stories? There aren't many views or non-author replies to any of these threads.

Talk! There hasn't been any activity for months and when there was it was mostly just me and Zimarah! What pairings do you like, what don't you like? What was your favorite arc, who was your favorite character? Discuss!!

whoa... paragraphs! but that movie was awesome. I never did like heath ledger, but i must admit he did a good job there.

I don't know the girl, I don't know you, all I know is what you've written here. But if her interest in you seems to be only as a utility man who facilitates her in talking to other men then it doesn't seem so little. How much time do you two actually spend together? Are you just being melodramatic when you say she spends no time with you or does she really talk to and hang out with other guys to the exclusion of you? If it's the former, then you shouldn't be jealous of it and you'll have to learn to live with it. If it's the latter, you have to ask yourself if you're in a relationship at all. And what's up with her mom? When she met you did her mom get scared and say "You're movin' with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said FRESH and it had dice on the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Man, forget it." - "Yo homes, to Bel Air" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air?

Is she a 16 year old girl? [see a full explanation here: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/16_year_old_girl] Because she really sounds like it. Seriously tho, like others have mentioned this has been going on far too long. Wasn't the original issue something like her unwillingness to refer to you as a boyfriend when other guys were around? Either she's embaressed to be seen with you or she's trying to keep her options wide open. She isn't going to change and if you just keep letting it slide it's only going to get worse. Confront her about it or dump her.

and this isn't front page news? now imagine what would happen if muslim kids were forced to pray to anything other then allah in school? or even, god forbid, look at a PICTURE of their prophet?? people would die over that. i'm so sick of this shit.

Don't wanna watch that video, I'd rather see your titties.

kinda died off around here hasn't it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS0s5Dxc2O0 check out this video and laugh.

You probably should, Eva rules. But back to the topic at hand, why does everyone have to take everything so fucking seriously on this board? Who really gets mad over what someone on a message board says?

Boo... i haven't seen this one so I can't really comment, but I do enjoy your reviews. As far as capitalist arms dealers selling to both sides, isn't that the best idea ever? No matter who loses, you win!

hahahaha... whoooooh... that made me smile I could give a crap less about arguing with you. You're just a sad little person who seeks validation from everyone he comes in contact with, but when you don't get it you stoop to negative reinforcement because it’s the only way you can get people to look in your direction. You're right, I did comment with one sentence on the topic and then an additional sentence on your pathetic nature. Boy I really flew off the handle there, didn't I? Don't worry about not arguing with me, cause after this post I’ll just put you on ignore. That’ll solve the problem for both of us huh, sweetheart? Don't quit your day job; your clairvoyance is a little lacking. Wait, you can't even find a day job, can you? [btw, I wouldn't post threatening messages too often. you can be prosecuted]

Asking why you get mad about everything under the sun makes me a troll... your logic is flawless Err.

Usually it’s because the alpha male knows he hasn't fathered the baby. No sense raising someone else’s little bastard. Seriously tho, why do you get so pissed off at everyone who disagrees with you? The second someone says anything that’s contrary to your view you start with the ranting. What with the all caps and the fucks and the excessive punctuation...