Asphyziata

I write it and its sort of like the foundation for all my other writing works, so I don't have a problem with it. I have a problems with people who go "OMGZ EWWW ERNGFDSNDLHFSJSDHDOIHJOFJIH " and then start spouting off with how their work is better because its heterosexual and accurate. I just tell them the exact same thing I told their mom. "Aww Good for you! Would you like a cookie now?"