Melrick
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Not guilty. I'm an original story fan! G/NG - Wishes you could get rich from writing so you could stop talking to those so clearly below you in status!
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4862
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I am thinking that husbands really get in the way sometimes.
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4860
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I am wondering if I should push my luck by asking Daz to kiss it all better. lol
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4858
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(You don't need Nan, I have wood! ) Burn
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I am sobbing quietly in the corner whilst calling Daz a big meany.
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4856
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Making Your Mind Up (song - Bucks Fizz )
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Rolf Harris
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I am flicking Daz the bird, whilst telling her I've never even seen snow before let alone experienced subzero temperaturs.
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4854
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Emission (as in "night emission", what they used to call wet dreams. )
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Me neither. I have never seen a skunk before.
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And miss out on sex?? Not guilty! G/NG - Wishes their couch was comfortable enough to allow them to sleep on it all night without waking up in enormous pain.
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You lucky, lucky devil you, it's me! Daz?
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Broom
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4850
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I am asking to feel Leon's hip just to ensure that her analysis was correct.
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Live It Up (song - Mental As Anything)
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Bob Geldof
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Groan
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