Melrick

That's me, and it is morning, too: 1:30am Wednesday morning. Red?

Nucivorous

Death

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Pocket Guide To The Apocalypse: The Official Field Manual For The End Of The World (book)

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Don McLean

Me neither. Although I did try on high heels once. You women must be crazy to wear those torture devices! I have never hidden a bag of prawns in someones car in summer to slowly rot.

Wanderlust

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Eyebrow

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Encroach

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Ephemera

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Guilty. Although perhaps only for as long as it REALLY annoys people. G/NG - Would love to have a huge scar that you got from doing something really cool. (I have a huge scar, but it's not from doing anything interesting, sadly)

Me neither, although I'm on the list. I have never tucked my man bits between my legs to look like a woman... *cough*

Now that's funny! Talk about a Happy Meal! But I tend to think Little Johnny would be hoping for something other than a dildo with his meal, black or otherwise. If Ronald McDonald was the tutor, would the oversized shoes be a bit of a hindrance with some positions or a help?

I am glad I already sold my soul to the devil... although I probably should have asked for something better than new seat covers for it...

^ Must be peaking in my window to know such information about me. < Must remember to undress in front of the windows more often. V Would rather kill themselves than see me naked.

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