I am sympathizing as I missed soccer and basketball very much when I was pregers.
I am confessing that I hate Pilates too, but it's a safe alternative (yoga's better for the body and soul though).
Guilty - I've been called all kinds of things, but the one that pisses me off the most is Devil Worshiper... it's called Wicca people can't worship something you don't believe in.
G/NG - ever ignored a question about their religion to avoid a confrontation?
I am sad that you're sad (couldn't help it).
I am suggesting Pilates for those that are pregers. Believe it or not it helps when you're stretched out beyond belief and straining to pop the little one out. Keigle's area must too. No one wants a weak bladder after giving birth *shudder*
Not Guilty - I would love to go back to Romania... Many pleasant memories.
G/NG - Thinks that they have nothing to do when the internet is down even if the house is falling apart.
Actually - I used to have a few cartoons that depicted exactly that story - Snow White really looked like she was enjoying herself though. It was something else - bondage and an oral swing... looked like fun - and OMG! Doc - where can I find one?
I hadn't thought about putting warnings at the beginning of my chappies - maybe I should start?