Leonhart29

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Once or twice I have never - eaten oysters

Bed pan

I am sorry to hear that Red is being made fun of, but I know where he's coming from (Kiss my grits is actually used in my town...) I am about ready for bed... alone *sigh*. I am thinking I need to get my anti social ass out in the dating scene if I ever want a little ... (there's only so much a girl can do on her own - but then again I don't have to put up with an ego afterwards ... hmmm...)

Not Guilty G/NG - Has read a fic and come up with a new story along the same lines but never went through with it because someone might "catch on".

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Citric

Mayonaise

I am waiting for the inevitable screeching sound that is my kids arriving home from school. I am wondering just who in the hell breathed on who today. I am thinking I should separate them so they can breath their own air. I am hoping my new 'puter comes in soon b/c using my mom's for this is a pain in the ass (ie: You aren't going to use that word are you? and my all time favorite - where is your self respect? No woman should EVER let that word within 50 yards of her!) I am thinking my mother is a bit too sheltered in this day and age - but I'm not going to be the one to educate her.

I have, but only when deer are present which is all the time here in West Texas. I have never - kept a job for less than a year.

Not Guilty - I've never had to fake it to freak someone out - wait that's pretty bad isn't it? G/NG - Has promised something they would never do just to get a little matress mambo practice?

I am thinking my super power would be putting up with my Mother's "it's not that far of a drive" and not killing her. I am here to say that 50+ deer and one bat on the road at any one time is too much for one person to handle and NOT loose their temper. I am wondering if I should go back out to the sticks and pick up my mother where I forced her out of the car? I am thinkig the night air and the walk will do her good. (I am hoping you all know I'm joking - it was only a 1/4 mile walk and she's back now )

Gnork (It's a word - honest)

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Dawn of the Dead (movie)

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Strap

Labor day sale at JC Penny's

Only if we can go to Montana so I can ask my dad if it's even possible to train a moose. Have you ever seen a moose in the wild? (I've played chicken w/ one before?)

I am waiting on my clothes to finish drying so I could go to bed. I am very happy that I am down by 9 dogs - whoo hoo!

Me either - and I have quite a few tattoos I have never - had a tattoo that I didn't draw myself.

Bob's Big and Tall plumbing fixtures? (Q&A)

Possibly. Can you imagine the size of the "accidents" that you would have to shovel up off of the livingroom floor?

Sheep

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