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The good news is that I'm only completely and utterly unproductive on my first day off after a workday. The bad news is that my work schedule rarely ever gives me two days off in a row.
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so...aparently I'm older than 75% of the management in my store. That's 3 out of 4 managers that I'm older than...I'll let you click on my profile and check my age...don't worry I'll wait....yeah...I thought I would be older when I started working for someone who was younger than me.
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"...cause I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other is...scatterd in my backyard." ...man...the song just isn't the same since the firecracker accident.
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Sometimes I feel bad for my wife...I've got that condition that makes it difficult to have sex...ya know....extreme ADHD... most of the time it goes down like this *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* "hey...what's that over there."...........*buzzzzzzzzzzzzz*..."oh...I guess you don't need me right now...I guess I'll go play more videogames."
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it's strange that the moth infestiation in my pantry mysteriously vanishes the same week that my house guest moved out.
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who the hell keeps eating the food in my refrigerator...and why does my key never work for the front door?...I don't remember buying that couch? Who's kids are these?