Katana_Black

A writer, a nihilist, a gamer, a liar, a dreamer, a musician, but above all else and most unfortunately, human. I would rather be a cat. One of the most random collections of ideas you'll ever meet, and one of the coolest nerds you'll ever find. Trust me. Probably should be in some kind of asylum, but so far I've been successful in suppressing my insanity. I try, despite appearances. Thanks to the voices in my head, I'm still here, plaguing your existence with gay, violent, insane, and/or (hopefully) humourous stories. I'm happily married to my favorite musical construction, the triplet. 3/4 time is like Skittles and ice cream. I have a torrid love affair with minor keys. We should build monuments to the inguinal ligament. I also have a foreign language fetish. Mental instability and something to write with are all I need. A kickass soundtrack doesn't hurt, either.

"A wise man never loses anything, if he has himself." --Michel de Montaigne