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Their are not enough Veela Dramoinaise stories going around. Neccessary: use the characters Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, and Hermione in a triad/love triangle at least one of the above must be a veela a display of dominance by the veela not fluffy. At minimum I would like a fairly realistic story. Hermione Granger being Hermione. No suddenly becoming a stupid vapid doe eyed bimbo. Optional include the line "Holy camel-toe Batman!" sexy times

Botticelli Angel - I have never read the Jungle Book. Never even watched the disney movie because I cannot stand talking animals. I abolutely adore The Picture of Dorian Gray. While it is not my favorite book it is definately a ranker.

WHAT?! People have been responding to this thread while I was away?! Tribilista - So far you just sound like a Russian form of myself. Yay. Lets be internet buddies. As for the Skype thing. How about we just send each other letters first and if we want to later we can exchange Skype names? Deal? Jem - The Scarlet Pimpernel... I have never heard of it, but after looking it up on Wiki I have to say that it sounds really interesting. Shinju - I'm glad that you also liked Wuthering Heights and Jane Eyre. I have never read either of your faverite books.It is funny when one of your faverite authors is also the author of your least favorite book. Well people that have replied to this thread. Lets be friends.

Oh dear dead god I absolutely hate writing those boring scenes! Those scenes that are neccessary to the plot and development but are dry as the desert to write. I have great difficulty writing those unless I have already written the exciting part of the story and even then the going back to rework the boring part drags and is uncoopertive.

I'll be your friend!!!! oh wait....

I am looking for a person to beta my writing of a Hermione/Molly femslash pairing. Things that I am looking for in my beta: ability to edit grammer mistakes, run on sentances, etc. I would like to be able to bounce ideas off of you (not completely neccessary. Warnings: I intend this fic to get pretty dark and serious there is a lot of sex there is going to be a lot of weird sex. I don't know what yet but I do know what its going to be. including but not limited to: smut, rape, torture, pedo, anal, preg and watersports.

I believe that polygamy should be allowed but only with the consent of every person involved. Not the kind where a person has several different wives/husdands that know nothing about each other. Anthropolgically speaking polygamy has its uses and advantages. Both polygny and polyandry seem logically viable. I think that polyandry, a women marrying numerous husbands would be the way to go. I am under the thinking that humans are not a monogomous people.

i'm glad that someone else wants to die laughing. All my friends over here want to die sad silly old people in bed deaths! The one about the world ending while on the verge of orgasm sounds nice... I would prefer the world dying as I finish but whatever. and to Tigro: I like the way you think. In a sort of mind fucked up laughing sort of way (or at least thats how I'm reading it!) We are in agreement Why die? Just be more awesome and get over it. As for your sexual fantasies: I would be one of those sick wackos watching. Did you know that Catherine the great, using a systems of pullies and levers, fucked a horse? I cannot for the life of me remember where I learned that, but when I did I laughed. My personal favorite is the one where you get fucked by two horses and a guy. But since your avatar thing says you are male I'm wondering how your going to accomplish this? I mean you only have two holes to take it in...unless my understanding of male anatomy is wrong...

Nearly 200 hundred views but I'm still only one leaving replies? I'm saddened that no one wanted to discuss any of this with me. I mean really. Someone must have wanted to reply to something I've said or had some pointers or something. *sigh* I'll just go back to writing bad HP porn.

Holy crap people actually responded to my post? No way?! and here I was think that I would have to live a sad and lonely life on the internet. I propose a topic: what is your faverite book? Humm? My faverorite is Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte. I read it as a child in the 4th grade. It made absolutely no sense to me. I reread it two years later and it has been my favorite book ever since.

As of late, I have come to the conclusion that I need a friend that I don't live with so that I can moan and groan about then. The friends I live with now are my closest friends and still I feel that they don't need to know what I think about them all the time. I need someone who wants to converse with me and wont be scared to call me out when I'm being a little bit stupid or bitchy. I want someone to talk to. We can have delightful conversations about the imaginary weather of the internet, while having fake tea with a lizard Queen E. We can talk philosophy! We can argue about why Twilight it a bad book. We can talk about good books. We can read Dr. Suess! Oh the places we can go. We have brains in our head and shoes on our feet! I sound like some really sad lonely person who has a bagillion cats don't I? Rest assured though, I do not own any cats. Cats make me feel like they are trying to wiggle down my throat and leave their fury coating my throat. (Has resigned herself to live a sad internet buddyless life)

I'm with that other person. For the most part I spend most of my life not giving two shits about sex. With the exception of that one week before my period, then I'm super horny and want to be nailed to the wall. However, if we over look that one exception I really don't have too much of a sex drive. On a side note when you wrote about being a nymph I thought you were refering to Vladimir Nobikovs 'Lolita', A story about a pedophile who likes nymphs or little girls.

I'm glad that they woke up. I am sad that your computer sucks.I also think you need to listen to the song "Girlfriend in a Coma" by the Smiths. I think you'll find it appropraite to you situation.

The main reason that I am writing this here is because I don't want my friends to be able to find it and read it. If they should happen to I suppose that we will both agree to never mention that we met on AFF. For those of you who have for some strange incomprehensible reason wondered her for the sheer amusement I do not promise you anything. I am simply writing to make myself pass the time without throwing things out the window. I am turning 21 this coming saturday. I will be legal every. Isn't that great for me? I have lived my life extremely concerned with conserving everything. A quick 5-10 minute shower. take 20 minutes if you feel particularly like shit that day, but get the fuck out of their after and be quick about it and make sure the rest of your showers that month reflect your guilt for taking such a long shower. A bath? Just forget about it. Don't even think about it. In my adult life I have taken 2 baths. Once was a drunken lesbian bath with another girl who now greatly regrets having taken it. Even though we were wearing clothes and nothing sexual happened. At least not that night... and the other time I had seriously thrown out my back at work and had a small bath to soak in. It fills me with a strange rage every time someone takes a bath just because they want to. As of right now my roommate is doing this exact thing. And I just want to break down that door and drop a live wire into the bathtub. I know. I know. This is unreasonable and I should just suck it up and go to sleep or something. A bath tub holds roughly 40 liters of water. A shower uses roughly 10or less liters. ARGH.