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Think of it this way. You can move the eiffel tower if you were really keen. The milky way, not so much.

Time to break out the champers, you're free!

this is a bad situation but you know what's best here, not them, and unless they're willing to buck up and help, you do what you gotta do and hell to them. The only thing ignoring the problem will achieve is tears when the inevitable occurs.

I know how you feel witch, my Nana had to go into a home two years ago now because she'd forgotten how to feed herself, and was prone to wandering the streets. It's hard to let go, but once you find a good place and get the ball rolling everyone will be better off. Most care facilities specializing in alzheimers and dementia have special cottages onsite for spouses to live, while still remaining mostly autonomous. So that should be an option. And as for the kids? Screw em. Seriously,...

I second that! It topped at 43 yesterday, and I'm only a few KM's away from the ocean. I'd hate to get the temperatures the interior is dealing with.

Go forth and get payed, dear pittwitch!

Sometimes I wish for menstrual pains. It'd be nice to have a little warning, you know?

Ah, is the silly season getting to you? Or is it the idiot your working for? Either can be remedied easily enough with booze and a sturdy cudgel if your so inclined.

Hey, I agree with self! Idiots get to be stupid all the time and half of them have ended up running the country! Why let them have all the fun?

Are you sure you're not hallucinating?

Have you tried using a fake predator? They sell them at gardening shops as "bird and possum dissuading statues". They're basically just plastic owls, falcons and kestrels that have been painted realistically with large reflective eyes. We put them in our roof to keep starlings or bats from roosting there.

Worth a go! It would definitely be more productive than just doing nothing, even if the scenes end up daisy chained together.

I hope not, powdered wigs are seriously unflattering.

That still seems to be two tutu's too many

Cerebrospinal fluid?

Raymy, if you didn't want his opinion you shouldn't have commented. If you see something contrary to your beliefs just turn away, inciting arguing on internet forums accomplishes nothing and you've opened yourself up to ridicule and attack. And yes, you are coming across as aggressive in your comment, adding a message in parenthesis does not change that. Further more, at no point did Melrick call you an idiot, he simply reiterated his beliefs. If you must share your opinion on...

Must say that Russel Crowe delivered an incredibly weak Javert. Try substituting some Phillip Quast, and the film would be one hundred percent better, which is a lot considering how good the film already is. Here, check him out

Oh yikes! You have all of my virtual hugs and internet cookies witch. I hope thing can get better for you.

I'm sure Peter Garrett would beg to differ.

Have you been shot?

Well that's one for the darwin awards.

Ouch! May I sugest drawing a bath that is two parts hot, one part cold and three parts baby oil and staying there until your skin regenerates, always helps when I get sunburn but I don't know if it will help if it's quite that bad. I hope you feel better soon.

Have you considered dusting off a copy of Civilization? There are plentiful pillaging opportunities there.

Alcohol or sugar, take your pick.

Yes, exactly! Only the kind of leeches you find on wall street DON'T FALL FROM THE SKY SEEKING YOUR LIVING FLESH!