[The Great Sue Hunt]

Kelk looked at the looming Tzupires screening for Meryers before looking at the metal claws that was the remainder of his hand. “Welp, this body's done anyway.” He announced to himself before handing Foe a small disk from his gauntlets. “Hold onto this for me, I'm going to do something stupid.” Kelk assured before moving towards the Tzupires, cutting down a few Supires as he approached.

“Alright,” Kelk bellowed getting the Tzupire's attention, “as one dead being to another, I have to admit that you all have really set your sights low.” He announced getting confused and scornful looks from the gathered Tzupires while Kelk extended the blades from his gauntlets, veins of green slowly digging across the invisible blades from their hilts. “See, there's all kinds of ways of being dead and they all have their advantages.” He stated loudly enough to draw the attention of all the Supires, his blades slowly becoming fully visible as the tendrils of green energy chipped their away across the surfaces. “Ghosts get to go wherever they want and no one can really stop them, zombies are obnoxiously hard to kill, skeletons have the best bone puns, ascendent just get the best of all of being dead and alive, and vampires get to keep looking human with a few extra perks.” He described making sure that he drew everyone's attention. “Though, that's just the upsides, they've all got plenty of downsides too.”

It was easy to see his words were drawing him plenty of attention. “Ghosts have the biggest range of random things they can and can't do, zombies have a shelf life, skeletons can't bone, ascendents are at the top of everyone's to kill again list, and vampires get to be whiny, short sighted, and sad sakes of pathetic that no one can take seriously.” He announced getting the Supires to scowl and begin hissing at him. “Oh, wait, that's right, that's only the new vampires you all are trying to emulate.” He added with an amused tone.

The Supires roared in agitation as Kelk lifted one arm into the air, his blade glowing solidly green. “You will pay for your insults with blood!” One the Tzupires shouted as the crowd closed in to destroy him.

“I'm sorry I don't have blood, but I can give you madness.” Kelk countered as he brought his arms together roughly shattering the green blades against each other and leaving a trail of glow as he spread them apart. In the moment he had to extend his arms a green tendril extended from the trail, wrapping around Kelk with a wailing scream that seemed to come from the dozens of mouths that lined the disembodied limb. The sound of metal cracking and splintering rang out as the tendril folded Kelk's body in half as it ground him into the green trail, pulling him into the distorted nothingness.

Even before it had pulled him into nothingness the green trail ripped open into masses of ever changing river of indistinct faces, the green pool roared in nightmarish screams that were deafening to the mind but was nothing compared to the screams of the Supires. Seething tendrils reached out of the fluctuating green mass yanking Sue's into its form while claws, teeth, and unrecognizable appendages reached out slashing and capturing with equal proficiency. The Tzupire's blades cleft the limbs only to find them forming into new and different ones that grasped them as well yanking them into the screaming shapeless void. It's reach had no limit and no direction, Supires found themselves being grabbed and pulled in the direction that they were fleeing into the void defying direction and reality. Its writhing and shifting form never seeming to move from its position where Kelk had broken his blades, but it left no place for the Supires to escape, fully ignoring all others in the room.

As the last Tzupire screamed her last breath being yanked into the void, a tendril reached out towards Foe grasping at him briefly before retreating into the quickly collapsing void, leaving nothing but blood and the distinct smell of fear in its wake. “Now would be an excellent time for Bronx to have her fun with Stephanie Meyers.” Kelk's voice stated from the small disc that he had handed Foe. “I'm going to go see if Cal has finished that replacement body and pretend that I didn't open a portal to the Kar'Renk.” Kelk stated happily, after a moment Meyers started to move again from the back of the stage where she had been sheltered to looking quite bewildered at what just happened. “Also, that's what death looks like when you've defied it. Surprise everyone! You got to see the afterlife, now try to forget it before it drives you insane!” Kelk added cheerfully.

[The Great Sue Hunt]

Kelk gave a silent sigh as he moved to deal with the new Tzu that was coming to interrupt his fun, though it did give him the opportunity to contact Cal about getting a particular request. “Cal, can you do something for me?” Kelk asked through the aether that the Tarenth and some how Cal were able to use.

There was a long pause before Cal responded. “Probably,” Cal offered as a meager answer as Kelk stepped up to duel the unfortunate Tzu, his mind distracted elsewhere as he waited for her to make the first move.

“I need you to build me a male, dragon body.” Kelk told Cal in the aether as green sparks cascaded off of his blades from the Tzu's blade crashing heavily against it.

“What species of dragon?” Cal asked cautiously as Kelk slashed at the Tzu's face whom deftly dodged the feint.

“I was thinking of using a red dragon as a base.” Kelk answered as the Tzu blocked the followup from his second blade. “Perhaps modify it with some features from a fang dragon.” He added as he tilted back to avoid the Tzu's riposte.

“Aren't fang dragons mostly made of bone?” Cal asked already knowing the answer while green sparks continued to cascade from Kelk's deflecting blades.

“Well, yes, but they do have a more boxy, ribbed frame and two rows of teeth.” The Tzu stumbled back as Kelk brought his blades down aggressively. “Besides they also are more well endowed thanks to that penal bones of theirs.” Kelk added with a bit of amusement.

“What would that matter?” Cal countered as Kelk and the Tzu squared off once more. “It's going to be an artificial body, so it'll be using internal pumps to be getting it up and filled out anyway.” Cal clarified as Kelk took the aggressive approach and lunged for the Tzu in a feint. “Wait, how big are you going to need this to be?” Cal asked after a moment.

“I was thinking about the size of Bronx, maybe a little smaller since this thing will be difficult to control as is.” Kelk responded as he withdrew from his attack as the Tzu deflected his attack not falling for his feint.

“I think we might have a problem then.” Cal said as Kelk and the Tzu squared off once more, ready for each other's attacks. “I don't think we're going to have enough to make a body that size.” Cal informed Kelk sounding almost sad.

“Wait...” Kelk stated aloud before relaxing his stance and thinking on it. “It'll be a stretch on wiring, but we can use substitutes for almost everything else.” Kelk noted aloud before a loud ping rang out and Kelk gripped his neck as the Tzu staggered backward holding her mouth. “Did you just bite my neck?” Kelk asked her in astonishment, she shook her head as drips of blood began leaking between her fingers.

“Oh, I wasn't referring to materials.” Cal told Kelk calmly. “I meant there's not enough of me caring to make a body of that size.” Cal clarified, Kelk had a vague wish that he could roll his eyes at the machine that hated him so.

“Fine.” Kelk responded to Cal as he searched his neck to find the holes that ran straight through his outer materials directly to the metal spinal column. “What do you want?” Kelk asked the machine before looking at the shocked and bleeding Tzu. “I know you're engineered to be attractive and I look like the kind of alien monster who'd be into things like that, but you really, really need to make sure someone's into that kind of thing before you go biting them on the neck.” Kelk told her somewhat sympathetically, she just gave a high pitched squeak in response and looked horrified. “You just got your new teeth and you're worried that they're broken, huh?” Kelk asked her calmly. The Tzu nodded softly as her sheer panic rose even as her pale complexion remained, Kelk gave a soft sigh. “Alright, let me have a look.” Kelk told her as he walked towards her as if she hadn't just been trying to kill him.

“How about a favor.” Cal offered Kelk as he slowly coaxed the Tzu to move her hands away and let him see, her panic seeming only to still a little bit as he looked.

“What kind of favor?” Kelk asked him as he looked into the Tzu's mouth. “Look at the ceiling for me.” He told in a soothing but authoritarian voice which she obliged tilting her head back.

“I didn't ask what you wanted the body for, not that it's hard to guess.” Cal retorted, Kelk once again felt the strong desire to be able to roll his eyes at the machine but kept his calm as he adjusted the Tzu to get a better look, his hands gentle and deft in their touch.

“Let me think on it.” Kelk responded to the machine before straightening up and look at the Tzu who watched him expectedly. “Yep, your fangs are busted.” He told her flatly earning him a look like she was about to cry. “To be honest, I think you broke off a good bit of one in my spine and the other one is being held together by the nerves. You'll probably want to see somebody about getting them fully removed and maybe replaced, but considering your position, I'd just start looking into making some friends to give you monthly bloody Mary's.” He told her calmly, the Tzu was already starting to tear up, Kelk almost didn't have the heart to finish her off. “By the way, these are your panties and that's a crowd who just watched the whole thing.” Kelk told her pointing the crowd behind her and holding up a thong.

Kelk watched as she froze for a few seconds staring at the people before bolting through them with her face buried in her hands and sobbing loudly. “Huh,” Kelk commented to himself before spinning the panties around his finger and connecting to Foe. “Hey, did you know that you can't embarrass a vampire to the point where their heads explode?” Kelk asked Foe almost rhetorically. “I think it has something to do with their lack of blood, or maybe shame, hard to tell the difference at times.” He added before Foe could respond. “Also, there's vampires, should we do something about that, or is that going to take care of its self?”

[The Great Sue Hunt]

Kelk sighed in a bit of relief, though there was an edge of frustration to it. Myr was good and it was a nice orgasm for him, the experience of magic lashing against his Kar was definitely a pleasant new one, but sadly, he had to keep himself in check. Myr was just a human after all. He looked up to see Myr and 'Cune kissing passionately and clicked in amusement to himself since they looked like they were going to have fun. He sighed in a bit more disappointment before looking back at the Tzu that was moving towards them. He calculated the exact trajectory as well as time and space distortion for the Kar'Renk jump, jumping this short of a distance was always incredibly hard since if he was off he'd land in someone in the crowd and much like him they'd stop being a member of the living.

Checking his reserves on his body's power, the teleport would leave him with less than a third of his battery left, though the calculations were much easier when Myr got off him, now he only had to... Kelk paused as he noted Myr moving to deal with the Tzu, he clicked quietly to himself as he watched her before sitting up. “Tell Myr thanks for volunteering.” Kelk told 'Cune happily while running a hand along her pants, his Kar'Renk blade slicing through them with an elegant ease as he looked to a slightly bemused Bronx as she sat back behind 'Cune.

“And if you don't mind showing her some of my appreciation.” Kelk said to 'Cune in a slightly amused tone before moving over to Bronx who leaned back letting him almost crawl up along her. He nipped up her legs, belly, and breast with his mandibles ever so lightly as he crawled over her drawing a hum of approval from her. Positioning himself over her, Kelk looked at her gorgeous features, drinking in her beauty as she traced a hand along one of his mandibles; he could see it, even as well as she hid it.

Kelk clicked happily before dropping his head to nip at her neck a little more aggressively. “You've been holding back.” He told her seductively she chuckled as his nips got more aggressive. “So have I.” Kelk informed her slowly nipping down her neck while one hand ran along her side before settling on her hip while she ran her leg up his.

“Have you now?” Bronx asked him with a chuckle while Kelk moved down to her collar bone, his eyes shifted to look her in the eye as she enjoyed his touch. As he lowered to her breast he opened his mandibles wide and engulfed her breast between them, Bronx grasp before groaning as she felt his long tongue playing against her nipple as he slowly dragged his mandibles back along her breast.

Kelk would have smirked at her as she moaned when he released her breast. “I have.” He told her trailing his hand traveled up her side again. “But I want to let a little more go.” Kelk claimed with his amused tone as he captured her other breast in his hand. “I can't quite do that unless I'm with someone a little more durable.” He noted while toying almost absentmindedly with nipple, Bronx looked up at him with a very mischievous smile. She ran her hand along his mandibles again, he nipped at her hand affectionately before opening them up a bit more and small line of shark like teeth folded out. “Care to join me in getting a little wild?” He offered her with a very amused and suggestive tone.

[The Great Sue Hunt]

Kelk hummed quietly to himself as Bronx got revenge for Myr by teasing him, something that didn't happen very often. He clicked happily in response to Bronx's suggestion. “I was thinking something similar, only need to take care of one thing first.” Kelk told her happily while pulling back one hand, only to place it between Myr's breast so that the back of his gauntlet and fingers were against her skin. Dragging his hand down slowly he focused intently on the motion; his Kar'Renk blade popping from its sheath just enough to sever the strings on her corset as he played against her skin. Her corset fell away when the last string was cut only to slip his fingers into the front of her skirt, teasing her for a moment before pulling it away and cutting the skirt free in one smooth motion.

Kelk took a slight step to the side allowing Bronx more access, who took the opportunity to pull Myr from the wall and into a deep kiss while Myr struggled to keep her balance. Kelk smirked at them as he grabbed his belt buckle snapping it open before having to finesse his kilt off around his cock before simply pulling off his helmet and tossing it with the kilt. Myr jumped slightly at his touch as he traced his hands along the curves of her body and again when his hard cock pressed against her, though she quickly started pressing back into him when she realized what it was. He nipped lightly on her neck with his now exposed mandibles which drew and inquisitive look of interest from Bronx. It was at times like this wished he could smirk in a human way as Myr groaned in frustation.

Kelk clicked in amusement before falling back onto one hand, pulling Myr with him as she squeaked in surprise keeping ahold of Bronx's arms for balance. When Myr realized that he was in control as Kelk lowered down to the floor with her, she pushed herself up some so that she could rub her pussy on his hard cock. It was almost too distracting for Kelk as he began to rock his hips a little before finally settling on the ground. “Taking her away from me?” Bronx asked in a feigned aggitation as she watched them with an amused smirk.

Kelk clicked before shifting into a chuckle for their sake. “No, just repositioning.” Kelk told Bronx happily as Myr lifted herself, grabbing his shaft guiding it into her overheated pussy and impaling herself on him in one motion. Kelk grunted in surprise, before grabbing Myr's hips to give her a slower, controlled pace. He clicked to himself at Myr's impatience, though he supposed he had tormented her a great deal, he just hoped that she'd keep herself composed enough for Bronx's turn.

[The Great Sue Hunt]

Kelk's smirk was unseen but he was starting to really enjoy this Myr. He slowly raised his hand every time he circled with his fingers watching her as she reacted a bit more strongly each time. His other hand massaged one of her exposed breast, his fingers tracing around her sensitive nipple teasingly. She sent another pleasurable jolt of magic through him as she squeezed his cock almost absentmindedly before starting to stroke him gently. Kelk sighed silently to himself in disappointment, though not because of Myr, she was turning out to be quite an entertaining partner, but the Tzu that was pretending to sneak up on them.

The Tzu readied her massive sword to strike them. “Stop!” Kelk told the Tzu firmly who froze in surprise. “Look at me.” Kelk told the Tzu looking directly at her while his hands continued to tormentingly tease Myr. “I am an alien. A very sexy alien because being an alien makes me exotic and exotic things are always sexy.” Kelk explained with a firm and amused tone. “Now, look at her.” He stated looking directly at Myr, the Tzu's eyes followed suit.

“She's a sexy woman.” Kelk noted with a happy tone, Myr mewled as hand began teasing her pussy through her panties. “And she is very happy, because she has a very sexy, exotic alien playing with her.” He explained in the same tone. “Look at you.” The Tzu jumped as he looked at her. “You're not very happy. But you want to be happy. You want to be happy and sexy.” Kelk told the Tzu in the same amused tone.

“But I am sexy...” The Tzu protested her stance loosing up as she lowered her weapon. Kelk smiled an evil unseen smile, of course the Tzu were too easy.

“You don't look sexy.” Kelk argued his tone completely unchanged. “Look at her.” He said shifting his gaze back to Myr which the Tzu followed. “She looks sexy. Look at her panties.” He told her shifting his hand so that Myr's lace thong was exposed while his ran along the edges along her pussy. “Those are sexy panties. They make her look sexy.” Kelk noted after a second of showing Myr off. “Look at your panties.” Kelk nearly demanded looking back to the Tzu.

The Tzu looked down at her skirt, blinked for a moment before lifting it to show off her panties. Kelk almost had to fight back a laugh at how easy it was to trick Tzu. “Your panties are boring and not sexy. Do you want panties like a sexy woman? Of course you want sexy panties. If you had sexy panties you might have a sexy alien.” Kelk told the Tzu in the same tone as the Tzu almost whimpered in sorrow while Myr whimpered in pleasure.

“Look back at her.” Kelk said looking back to Myr drawing the Tzu's attention back to her. “She's still sexy.” Kelk told her with the same tone. “Look at her sexy boobs. They're soft and perky.” He claimed while gently toying with one of Myr's breast as if to demonstrate the point. “They are sexy boobs. All sexy boobs should be free.” Kelk added in the same tone having way too much fun playing with Myr's breast as she let out of soft moan. “Look at your boobs.” He declared shifting his gaze to the Tzu's chest.

The Tzu stared blankly at her ample bosom, though showing off a decent amount of cleavage she was still held in tightly by her outfit. “Your boobs are trapped and stiff. Your boobs are not sexy.” Kelk claimed with a subtle disappointment in his tone that nearly brought tears to the Tzu's eyes. “Do you want sexy boobs? Of course you want sexy boobs. If you want sexy boobs set your boobs free.” He told her in the same happy tone as he watched the Tzu try to keep up with what he was saying. “Sexy boobs should never be trapped by clothes.” Kelk added after a moment when it appeared the Tzu was struggling with the concept, then it donned on her and she grabbed her shirt ripped it open to let her boobs free. “Those are sexy boobs.” Kelk declared as the Tzu's breast bounced free putting a smile on her face. “But not sexy enough to get you a sexy alien.” He added with an evil unseen grin. “Look back to her.” Kelk told her looking back Myr who was starting to wraith against his torturous touch.

“She still sexy.” Kelk noted in the same tone as Myr whimpered quietly. “Look at her panties.” He declared while rubbing his hand sensually across the front of them. “They are sexy panties. Look at your panties.” Kelk commanded looking back at the Tzu who grabbed and lifted her skirt to look at her panties. “Those aren't sexy panties.” He noted while grabbing the front of Myr's thong and pulling it to snap it from her before tossing them behind him drawing a gasp from Myr. “Look at her pussy.” Kelk commanded again looking back to Myr's now exposed neither regions. “That's a sexy pussy.” He said while rubbing his fingers through Myr's trimmed bush. “Her pussy is trimmed and wet.” Kelk stated as his hand rubbed across her engorged lips while still leaving plenty of room for the Tzu to see. “Look at your pussy.” Kelk stated looking to the Tzu.

The Tzu jumped again, looking down she realized she was still wearing her unsexy panties. Reaching down she grabbed one side of her panties and ripped them letting the other half slide down her leg while showing off her immaculately trimmed pussy. “That is a sexy pussy.” Kelk declared in the same happy tone, the Tzu actually smiled. “Now look at the crowd.” Kelk told her looking to the small crowd that had been watching the entire time. “They looked entertained. Who entertained them. You did of course. They really like your sexy boobs and sexy pussy.” Kelk explained in the same tone as the Tzu just shook a little while still holding her skirt up to the entire crowd.

“Look at him.” Kelk stated note actually looking at anyone in particular in the crowd, though the Tzu's eyes narrowed in on one heavy set man. “Is he a voyeur? Of course he is. He watched you strip right in front of him. Are you better than him? Of course not. You watched her get stripped.” Kelk told the Tzu in a great deal of amusement as the Tzu's brain struggled to not explode from embarrassment. “Are you slutty? Of course you are. You just stripped for a few dozen people. Do you have choices? Of course you do. Are you going to run away? Are you going to grab someone and continue the show?” Kelk asked her in the same tone as he had been using, the Tzu just stared for a bit before falling flat on her back. “Are you going to faint? Of course you are, keeping ahold of your skirt and legs spread apart no less.” Kelk said slightly disappointed at the end result, but he guessed her mind had to explode at some point.

“Hey, BW, mind putting a 'don't rape me' sign on that Tzu? I'm all for consensual, but the way she fainted she's practically asking for it.” Kelk asked BW over his shoulder while continuing to torment Myr.

BW huffed at him. “Why not do it yourself?” She stated with a bit of feigned agitation. “A little too busy with the girl you've had pinned to the wall the whole time?” BW asked a bit sarcastically.

Kelk clicked in amusement. “Perhaps you'd like come and give me a hand with her. She's quite a lively one.” He responded with a great deal of amusement.

[The Great Sue Hunt]

Kelk leaned into the woman as his hand explored her breast. Her magics flared against his dead aura, but it wasn't something that really phased him. He set his railgun against the wall so he could free up his hand, which he immediately put to use testing the smoothness of her legs. “Feel for the one to your left.” He told her leaning in to whisper in her ear as he began to massage her breast in the close quarters.

Myr moaned quietly at his touch as her energy built up, at least he assumed that was her name from how she had responded. “Can you feel her?” He asked Myr suggestively while sliding a knee between her legs. Myr gasped as he continued though hummed as she pressed against him, nodded slightly after a moment. “Focus on her.” Kelk instructed in a whisper as he ran his hand along her firm rear gently drawing a whimper from her before gripping her tightly which drew her along his thigh. “Focus.” He told her as another gasp escaped her lips, relaxing his grip some and moving to rock her against him.

Myr groaned as she ground herself into his leg. “Can you feel her?” Kelk asked again, pulling her breast from the corset so that he could toy with it more easily. Myr grunted from his instances on distractions, but nodded that she could sense the Sue. “Feel how odd she is.” He instructed her earning him a groan of disapproval before he began rolling her nipple between his dexterous fingers. “Focus on her.” He whispered while pushing his thigh into her grinding drawing another controlled moan from her as she closed her eyes to focus.

Kelk almost felt bad doing this to her as he watched her enjoying his attention. As she fought with another moan, Kelk cinched some of her skin tightly between his fingers rubbing her firm rear. Myr jumped in shock from the sudden pinch, which resulted in a small flash of energy that hurled the invisible Suenobi against the far wall. Green lightning arced a few times along Kelk's body as he leaned in close to Myr. “Ready to keep that magic in check?” He asked her in a tone that left no doubts as to the Cheshire grin that should be across his well hidden face.

[The Great Sue Hunt]

Kelk was having a fine time keeping ahold of the fine girl who had apparently been stalking him and Foe for a brief while. He studied her and her compatriot, they were both fine specimens to be sure. Though when the magic of the one he was holding flared, he pressed slightly into her, it having a strange reaction to his own essence. The deep green of death flittered against her magics just outside his alien body where his aura touched it. “Keep it in check. Your magic isn't for the dead.” Kelk warned her in a slight hiss, before there was a pop of something behind Apollo and BW.

Pulling away from the girl in black and red for a moment only to shove one hand into her to pin here against the wall with a bit more force. From seemingly nowhere his camo cloak flurried wide as his arm whipped out from under it, snapping a strange looking gun into form pointed squarely at the werewolf that appeared behind the two. “Is that really necessary?” Foe asked Kelk rather flatly at the large railgun rifle Kelk was aiming.

Even Apollo and BW looked at the weapon in a bit surprise as the werewolf raised her hand in surrender. “Yes.” Kelk stated flatly, before there was an instantaneous hollow thump-pop as the werewolf fell to her knees hands covering her head whimpering.

There was a momentary silence that followed. “You missed?” Foe declared in complete shock as he stared at Kelk dumbfounded.

A soft gargle caught their attention from the back of the room as a black ink poured from gaping hole in space. The invisible entity staggered back against the wall before sliding down it as her hands became covered with ink. “Nope, just aiming for something different.” Kelk stated snarkily as the entity's camouflage started to fail showing a notably armored woman using technology that earth didn't have.

“You're kidding me, there's Suenobi here.” Foe stated with an exasperated sigh. “Of course there are. Right, so much for a vacation.” Foe added with a sigh as he loosened up for one of his renown monologues.

“Actually, there was only one Suenobi, but there are some Tzu's coming if that makes things better.” Kelk corrected as a trio of women stepped out of the elevator not far away and lined up eerily. All wearing identical sailor moon costumes, all had their blond hair braided identically, in fact, there was absolutely no way to tell them apart from one another. “So, who wants one?” Kelk asked the group sounding overly amused, he had his own little problem to deal with, but if she proved nice, he might even pitch in to deal with the Tzu's. If she was real good he might even give her a little consoling after they had fewer distractions.

[Question for the men-folk]

I have to say that's not something that I've personally tried, but then I'm a research monster and I'll give what that's turned up regarding things like that.

Having multiple orgasms in a row for a guy is possibly, but actually requires training of sorts, so nothing your average Joe could likely handle. It's possible through basically tricking your mind into believing you've ejaculated, without ejaculating, because once fully ejaculated the testis become over sensitive and the system will go into refractory time. So, if you're looking for a guy to blow his load multiple times in very rapid succession, the only way to get that is through the use of half orgasms. However, these won't work for long because once the testis are spent, the guy is at best going to keep a slight hard on if light stimulus is continually applied. For most guys to maintain a continual hard on through something like that, it's going to likely take drugs to pull it off and even that's going to have it's limits.

Alright, for sensations, over-stimulation is very painful for men, largely because it takes place in multiple areas. There's the normal surface sensitivity problems which shouldn't be real hard to translate for women because to my knowledge you have that same issue. After that, our testis begin hurting when we try to use them while their spent, it's very akin to muscle cramping to my knowledge, a muted ache in general and a sharp stabbing pain when in use, but this only occurs when one tried to ejaculate with nothing left. Likely the last one to really come into effect is the throbbing pain from the swelling; while the penis is made to swell, after it's been swollen for so long (average being after a few hours of being hard), it starts to hurt from blood pressure and continual stress on the skin. Even with some training in handling pain, this is all likely enough to keep a guy from being able to keep it up, though the relief from losing the hard on is likely to make stimulation enjoyable again and will probably get the guy stuck at a point where he's half hard until he recovers some.

As for the half orgasms, I don't actually know a better name for them but that'll work for now, it's not nearly as powerful as a full orgasm, however the refractory time is dramatically shorter. There's usually only a little time where the guy is hypersensitive, if I had to estimate, between ten seconds and a minute, however before the refractory time has started it's very possible for him to be pushed into a full orgasm and leave him with the full after effects. During these short refractory times the hypersensitivity is dramatically less then after a full orgasm, so it's easy to "mingle pleasure and pain" during this time without any real bad effects. Beyond that, it's fairly normal, though the follow up full orgasm tends to be stronger for the same reason orgasm denial makes the break into it stronger.

Likely one of the biggest things to keep in mind is not just the emotional/mental state of the character, but also the physical reserves; an eighteen year old might have a recovery time of a few seconds allowing him to never skip a beat the first time or two if he's really got some stamina, but by the four or fifth without a break, he'll be agonized because he body can't deal with it.

Though, I recommend following Apollo's suggestion about asking a BDSM forum, they'll likely have a far better answer then the one I've given and likely have actual experience to speak of. I'd also like to say, I blame BronxWench and Jem for this.

[The Great Sue Hunt]

Kelk stared at Foe for only long enough to give Foe a silent sigh before floating invisibly back into Cal’s quickly closing doors. He turned to see the smoke obscure everything just as the doors closed and then shutter out of existence. “So, my partner in crime, got a plan for getting them out of that mess?” Kelk asked with the pulse of his Kar.

A gargoyle like statue jumped slightly at Kelk’s question. “You’re a spirit again aren’t you?” Cal asked from the gargoyle in no particular direction. Kelk chuckled to himself, it was always amusing to talk to those who couldn’t really register he was there but could sense his pulses.

“Yeah, Foe shot my head off.” Kelk explained earning him a depressed sigh from Cal’s gargoyle avatar. “Now, would mind pulling out one of my backup bodies so that I can go help them?” Kelk asked very politely in the happiest tone that he could convey through his pulse. Cal got very quiet and nothing moved inside the extra dimensional machine, Kelk just floated for a few moments knowing that while Cal couldn’t sense him exactly he could hear his pulses. “You disposed of them, didn’t you?” Kelk questioned.

“Well…” Cal started tensely. “I was really hoping that someone had figured out how to make you go away forever and last time Foe met up with you seemed like it’d be the last time we’d see you so…” Cal continued very hesitantly. “The human ones died off and after they were gone I thought I’d never have to supply you with one again so I sort of scrapped them for parts.” The gargoyle avatar explained with a grimace.

Kelk simply stared at gargoyle for lack of a better target for his displeased glare. “And yet when we met up not that long ago you didn’t make some replacements?” Kelk asked almost as more of a suggestion of how Cal could over look such a matter.

Cal remained very quiet for a few seconds until Kelk pulsed a little hard ambiently. “I was kind of hoping that Foe would either kick you out or kill you for good?” Cal confessed hesitantly.

“Just start building me some replacements.” Kelk sighed as he began moving through Cal to find the assembly area for his new body.

Kelk waited patiently, his limbs tingled slightly as his body began starting it function again. Cal abruptly turned on the lights, the flash was incredible and blinding, Kelk threw an arm up defensively. His vision was murky as his eyes adjusted, it was his most native body, but even still he hadn’t gotten fully adjusted. After his eyes adjusted he readied his equipment some, Kelk sometimes wished that the Tarenth had evolved eye lids like most of the terrain species did.

With a dramatic whirl of his active camouflage cloak which draped heavily over his lanky frame he looked to the soon to be doorway. “Alright, I’m ready; get us as close to Foe and the others as you can without alerting the JLA.” Kelk commanded and a white door appeared in the wall before it slid up revealing a large circler room. Kelk took a few well hidden steps into the room before he heard the door slid closed behind him. He sighed before taking a glance behind him only to see a rather empty wall. “Thanks Cal, you freaking over sensitive talking phone booth.” Kelk mumbled to himself while taking in the layout of the room.

A loud clang echoed in the room as two dark figures bolted from the few shadows in the room, swords drawn and connecting with each other where Kelk had been standing. The two women clad in black ninja garb shared a glance before bolting back into the shadows. Kelk would have breathed a sigh of relief, but he was pretty sure that would have revealed him, as it stood he was glad he was able to dodge the attack by clinging to the wall.

“This is no way for a shinobi act! Come out and fight like a real warrior!” A Mary Sue yelled at the darkness pointing at the completely wrong direction, her orange and black jacket and pants being lit well by the central light of the room long blond hair tied into pigtails. Kelk could nearly feel the collective silent sigh of depression the rest of the Sue’s backup breathed, he would have added his own, but instead he was busy looking for the other members of the party. “Are you a coward? A true shinobi would fight with all his might and not hide like a rat!” The Sue continued loudly.

Abruptly Kelk dropped from the wall and smoothly transitioned into a silent run. A quiet plink was nearly drown out as the loud Sue started into a speech about honor or some nonsense. Kelk could see the shuriken lodged into the wall where he had been a moment ago and smirked as he weaved behind a display. He counted two more plinks before dodging out the same direction he came in, taking note of the kunai protruding from the display’s base.

Suhsaik tried to see where the shade had gone, but she couldn’t find it. The thing was little more then a gust of wind, she’d have preferred fighting it in a forest or perhaps a river, but there was so little to give it away here. She cursed herself for not keeping track of it; if it hadn’t shown up they’d have been gone by now, but now, now they were fighting some kind of ghost. A sharp pain shot through her chest, she tried to gasp and scream, but she couldn’t, only blood ushered from her mouth. She looked down at her chest, a pair of invisible blades protruded from just above her breast; her blood outlined the edges. Silently they retracted and she was guided gently down to the side, she could see her obvious comrade continuing to make her speeches about honor. All she could do was mouth the word idiot before she lost consciousness.

With a silent gasp Hynatah watched Suhsaik die with her special vision, but she couldn’t see what had caused it. In fact she hadn’t seen what had everyone else had; with a sigh she stopped using her special vision power. It was no use she couldn’t spot whatever it was; it was like it didn’t have any living energy in it. She sighed again when her ally started into another tirade about honor as a ninja, especially when it was obvious this foe had no such sense of honor. She pulled a kunai from its sheath and held it tightly as she focused all her senses to finding her opponent. Closing her eyes, Hynatah tried to focus on the subtle sounds, drowning out her obnoxious comrade. The soft hum of the superstructure’s machinery, the slight whistle of the ventilation system, the gentle creek of the platting-

Hynatah whirled around lashing out where her hidden opponent sounded its footsteps, her knife extended out to catch its crouched face. However other than air, her attack hit nothing; she heaved a sigh, she could hardly believe her own failure at such a critical time. Looking at the plate she could see that as finely crafted as the place was, it had minor flaws just from constant use. Suddenly, she gave a sharp gasp, or she tried to. Pain flooded her mind as her body choked for air. She looked down at her chest; a wide invisible blade was protruding from just below her collar bone, her blood dripping from the edges of it. She tried to breathe in but she couldn’t, she wanted to scream to give away the location of their foe, but her body simply couldn’t. As her voice failed her, Hynatah tried to stand or move away but her legs wouldn’t respond. Tears streamed down her face as she tried to lift her arm to attack the thing that was holding her, but the kunai was so heavy she could barely lift it.

As she silently coughed up some of her own blood, she felt an arm wrap around her gently and start guiding her to the ground. When she finally reached the ground her tears were streaming in full, she had failed her team. She was supposed to be the one to see everything, she was supposed to alert her comrades about threats, but she couldn’t do any of that. Hynatah looked at her comrade standing in the middle of the room shouting at nothing as she died, and there was nothing she could do to warn her that her turn would soon be coming.

“If you want to fight like a shinobi then fight with a shinobi’s honor and come out and fight!” The obvious Sue shouted at quite literally nothing but a wall, Kelk sighed to himself hardly believing that this was the last easy target he had. “There is no way you are powerful enough to take me on!” The Sue continued as Kelk almost casually walked up behind her the oblivious Sue. “No one can beat me! That is my way as a Shinobi!” She proclaimed just as Kelk shoved one of the Kar’Renk blades through her spine.

“Just be quiet already.” Kelk told her casually while waiting for the other Sues to jump out at him. Though, when the obvious Sue turned into a puff of smoke with an audible pop he couldn’t help but be surprised only before uttering a rather quick admission of error. “Uh-oh…” He murmured quietly just as four shuriken shot out from the darkness at him only to pop into puffs of smoke a short distance from him. Four duplicates of the obvious Sue shot out of their respective puffs and kicked Kelk high into the air.

Kelk cursed himself for having moved to duck the shuriken leaving him wide open for the four to boot him into the air. “U!” The obvious Sue clones chanted just after kicking him up. “Sue!” They chanted as three more collided with Kelk hurling him further into the air. Kelk would have coughed from the power of the kicks, luckily his body was mechanical and he was a Tarenth, but he could still see where this was going. “My!” The clones chanted as another duo of clones were hurled at him; luckily he was ready and caught the kicks with a heavy block which still sent him higher. “Key!” They cried as a single Sue greeted him with her foot, his arms were taking a beating but at least it was better than his torso. “Nearuti rendan!” One shouted from just above him. Kelk shifted and grabbed the leg of the single obvious Sue as it was coming down to heel drop him. With a quick twirl Kelk was able to position himself above the Sue and promptly kicked her in the face launching himself at one of the many floating displays.

He nearly slid off the display’s slick domed surface, but he was able to keep on and recover just in time to watch the Sue get caught by the half dozen of her clones. “No, of course not, she couldn’t just fall and snap her feeble neck like a good little Sue.” Kelk glowered before promptly jumping from his perch onto the wall as a fireball engulfed the display he had just been on. Another Sue held onto the wall with one hand and her feet planted firmly on it almost as if she had been standing on it, her other hand positioned in front of her masked mouth almost like she had been blowing on a whistle. “And we got the leader.” Kelk mused before dropping away from the wall as a pair of shuriken tapped against the wall where he had been.

With a bit of showmanship Kelk grabbed one of the floating displays using it as a pivot point to vault on to another floating display. “You can never beat the Suenobi!” The obvious Sue shouted at his vague direction, Kelk almost let out a depressed sigh as she just didn’t give up and more over the terrible team name they’d chosen. Abruptly, Kelk jumped from his perch to a slightly lower one then using the momentum to leap up to a higher one. He looked back at his original perch to see one of the black clad Suenobi standing precariously atop it her sword pointed down at the clear case while the other black clad one was barely hanging onto the floating display he had used as a stepping stone, her slash having barely missed him. Kelk would have smirked at the two of them if he had the ability; while they weren’t the most threatening of the four remaining Suenobi, they were at least reasonable.

Kelk shifted hard to the side, barely holding on the display as a set of Kunai clinked off the display’s hard surface. He looked up at the masked Sue as she literally ran down the wall, Kelk sighed before hoisting himself up onto the display fully grabbed one of the knives that didn’t bounce off the edge and leapt at the Sue. She jumped to one of the displays as Kelk hit the wall, sinking his Kar’Renk blade into the wall before jumping off hard to another display. Within only a moment of landing the masked Sue started making hand signals, Kelk sighed to himself and started jumping from display to display. A fireball engulfed a display that he had been about to jump to, he glanced over that the masked Sue, her hand in front of her face like she was blowing a whistle. “I hate wizards.” Kelk grumbled to himself as she blew another fire ball this time straight at him. Kelk hopped to the wall, rebounded off it down to a much lower one only to be greeted by a pair of the obvious Suenobi clones flying at him to knock him off.

Jumping and vaulting over the two fast moving clones, Kelk dodged them and caught himself on the edge of the display as the two clones slammed into the wall reducing themselves to puffs of smoke. He looked up at the rest of the wall as he pulled himself atop the display as an incredible number of clones turned into puffs of smoke with audible pops. The clones having dove blindly for him on the other displays which he hadn’t jumped to. With a quick glance he found a number of the obvious Sue’s clones had taken up position on a large number of the displays. Kelk almost chuckled at the concept of the obvious Sue using a method that might actually cause him problems as she slowly restricted his movements.

Twirling the knife he had grabbed in his hand Kelk decided that it was time to properly deal with the obvious Sue. Kelk leapt from his display onto one of the unsuspecting clones, spinning around her to hurl her at another clone sliding in a sickening crack as he snapped her neck in the spin. The clone popped in a puff of smoke which Kelk jumped through, the smoke momentarily revealing him as it trailed along his cloak. The clone panicked for a second while he jammed his Kar’Renk blade into its chest drawing a gasp from it just before it popped into another cloud of smoke. Kelk did not pause but for a moment only to leap up at one of the higher displays, grabbing the edge and quickly displacing the clone atop it with a subtle kick. The clone actually hit the ground before she popped into the puff of smoke; Kelk would have smirked if he could have, the sound of Sue clones popping was almost addictive.

Nearuti looked around in a near panic that is if she wasn’t so angry at the invisible beast that was quickly dismantling her copies. She couldn’t really see what the creature was clearly unless it moved through the smoke her clones created when it killed one of them, but that was hardly helpful. Kakashy let out another bellow of flame at the beast and just like all the times before, she missed the beast, but in the process destroyed at least a half dozen of her copies. It wouldn’t be long before she ran out of copies entirely and then she’d have no chance of finding the beast. One of the clones popped at the other side of the room and she decided now was as good as time as any to replenish her supply of copies. Nearuti brought her hands up to start the seal and closed her eyes to concentrate when a sharp pain shot through her chest. She opened her eyes slowly and saw a kunai sticking out of the center of her chest, blood just starting to stain her orange jacket. She looked at it in amazement for a few seconds; it was one of Kakashy’s knives.

Abruptly Nearuti’s vision blacked out, she felt herself hit something really hard before freefalling for what seemed like a few minutes only to slam into the metal ground below her. She slowly opened her eyes to see the plain field of the ground, she could hear the battle above her but it seemed distant and muted. Nearuti wondered what happened to the knife in her chest since she was lying on her belly, but as she tried to take a breath she learned it had been driven completely into her chest. She couldn’t help but notice how peaceful things were, even with the painful throbbing in her chest and the sounds of battle. She wondered briefly if this was what it felt like for her copies when they were destroyed as her vision faded into darkness.

Kelk rolled as he hit the floor of the vault, the masked Sue’s fireball dispersing as it followed him to the metal plating. He was sure that if he could deal with the obvious Sue he could deal with the masked one, but it seemed she’d managed to singe his cloak making him dramatically easier to spot. Kelk heard the whistle of the blade just soon enough to put his Kar’Renk blade in the way to catch the black clad Sue’s katana. He would have rolled away but the other black clad Sue had decided to assault him from the front. Her sword clanging sharply against his other Kar’Renk blade, though he had to use the flat of his blade to block and he had nowhere to parry them to, he was rather stuck.

“Don’t let it escape!” The masked Sue ordered as she dropped down a short distance from the three before starting to perform hand seals quickly. Kelk struggled against the two black clad Sues to no avail, he wasn’t strong enough to push both off and to focus on one would have let the other cut him in half. “Now die!” The masked Sue shouted and Kelk looked her way as she put her hand in front of her mouth much like she had so many other times to create fire balls. Only the bellow of flame wasn’t so much a ball as the gaping maw of an incredibly large serpent, large enough to engulf him, the two black clad Sues, and at least a half dozen displays. A point not missed by the two Sues keeping him still, though strength waned in shock at how readily their comrade was going to sacrifice them.

Kelk did not hesitate at flames; twirling he grabbed one of the black clad Sues by the shoulder and pushed her into her opposite then kicking her in the stomach knocking both away before either could react. In the same motion Kelk produced a Tel’Renk railgun form his back, whipping it up to take quick aim at the serpent of flame which followed him. With a hollow thump followed by a moist crunch that was overridden by the roar of the inferno Kelk ended it, though unfortunately not quite quick enough. The flaming serpent lashed out at him as his weapon produced only the smallest of holes in it. Ducking under his cloak the flames surrounded him and almost instantly dispersed.

It took a moment for his hearing to adjust as he stood up and gingerly removed his cloak; massive scorch marks ruining what was left of the active camouflage that coated it. Kelk took a quick note of his newly seared surroundings and even noted that one of his tendrils had been burned a little. Though, with a slightly agitated sigh he finally turned to the two black clad Sues as they moved to square off with him. “Can’t we just talk this out like civilized individuals?” Kelk asked the two Sues in an almost sarcastically flamboyant tone.

The two Sues shared quick glances as Kelk adjusted his grip on his railgun; his fingers lacing between the long spikes that protruded from the bottom of the barrel as he held it with two hands. “What point is there?” One of them responded stepping forward as if to intimidate him. “You’ve killed our teammates and you’re an enemy of the Sue.” She pressed though seemed hesitant to move closer to Kelk.

If Kelk could have smirked in a human way, he would have, instead he adjusted his stance to allow for the Tarenth equivalent of a smirk. “There are a lot of reasons you might want to talk.” Kelk began. “You may wish to avoid the direct fighting that cost your fellows their lives.” He suggested cheerily. “Once you start moving away from fighting there are all sorts of possibilities to be had. Kar’Renk, you might even be able to convince me to surrender or get me to slip up and tell you something important. You simply never know.” Kelk mused with almost an excitedly happy tone in his voice, though his face could reveal none of it in human terms.

“What makes you think we need any of that?” The bold Sue demanded rhetorically trying her best to act strong. “You also killed our teammates; that’s not something we can forgive easily!” The other Sue argued taking a step forward to match pace with her friend.

Kelk looked the two over with a great deal of amusement; they were Sues to be sure, so they were dressed identically, but there were subtle differences in posture and style. He couldn’t help but wonder just how similar or different they really were. “While your loyalty to your team is commendable, it seems rather misplaced.” Kelk suggested, obvious hitting a nerve with the pair of them. “When the two of you first attacked me, they did not back you up in the slightest. Had I been more aggressively inclined, I’m pretty sure they would have let you die just to see what I was capable of.” Kelk explained as the two Sue held their ground. “Then there was the masked Sue’s order to hold me and the subsequent attack that I’m rather certain would have killed the two of you as well.” He continued pausing as the two seemed to fight with flickers of doubt. “And then judging from your outfits contrasted by those of the others; you two were not considered part of the team, just disposable assets.” Kelk finished as the two Sue’s reactions confirmed his suspicion, both seeming to look to the other to for an argument. “As for why you’d be interested in talking to me,” Kelk began hoisting his railgun to a more readied position. “I am armed with a gun that is very able to cleave off limbs.” Kelk added for good measure, though his tone suggested it as more of a joke then an actual threat.

The two Sue shifted hesitantly. “I don’t really want to fight.” The more tentative of the two Sues confessed, the other looked at her a little skeptically.

“Me neither.” The other agreed after a moment, with a sigh she relaxed her stance and stood more normally. The more tentative one mirrored this and even sheathed her sword. With that Kelk folded his rail gun into a smaller circle and hooked it onto the sling on his back. “What are you?” The bolder of the two asked before he finished putting his railgun away.

Kelk chuckled slightly, an unnatural thing for a Tarenth, but Uluik and Foe had gotten him hooked on it. “I am a Tarenth.” He started after hooking his railgun on his back. “A Kar’Tarenth’Garnev’Enzio to be exact. Which can be roughly translated as I’m an alien ghost who can possess bodies roughly the same size as my original body.” Kelk explained as he straightened up to give them a good view of him.

Dark purple skin spotted with darker freckles, his tall form was gaunt and for a human would be emaciated, but the subtle muscles that shifted along his body made it apparent that he was not. His limbs seemed elongated compared to those of a human, his arms ending in almost thick looking four fingered hands, while his legs appeared to have two knees, each facing opposite directions, before ending in a short but wide foot with splayed toes. His neck also seemed long and thin, especially with the bundle of tendrils next to it that hung from his head like hair but were tied back into something like a long ponytail. His face was rigid and unnervingly blank compared to that of a human; he seemed to lack a nose and mouth, instead having a valley that rand down the center of his face starting just below his eyes. The seam in his skin curved and separated as they ran under his pupilless eyes which seemed to glow a faint teal color, they shifted and flexed as he returned the Sue’s appraising looks.

Kelk’s attire was also alien, but mildly less so. His battle harness strapped heavily across his bare torso and had a large number of pockets and holsters strewn across every strap that clung to him. A pair of heavy gauntlets clutched his forearms and covered the base of his hands; they were incredibly stylized with a base of black and marked with glowing green creating a striking contrast. Similar devices armored his lower legs and feet, only while the gauntlets seemed to have a slot towards the front for what appeared to be a blade, the greaves were there for what seemed like pure armor. The only actual article of clothing not serving as some kind of armor was soft blue breechcloth that almost seemed plain next to his equipment.

“What do you mean you’re a ghost?” One of the Sues asked. “You seem like you’re alive.” She continued after what Kelk could only describe as her gawking at him for a short while. The other Sue seemed rather apt to study Kelk a bit more, but seemed to drop her fixation some when her comrade asked about his livingness.

“That’s the point of this body. It’s meant to look alive and not mechanical; it helps me interact with other living species.” Kelk explained casually as he dropped down into something of crouching position that was more comfortable, it also put him more at an eye level with them, though he did end up a bit shorter than them. “It also helps in that most people will underestimate this body’s abilities, this is especially important if they do get to see it without the cloak.” He continued seeming rather bored with the topic. “Not to interrupt your curiosity, but shouldn’t there be at least a half dozen supers in here questioning us?” Kelk asked almost rhetorically, if the tower had been functioning properly most of the JLA would have been on top of them a long time ago.

“We disabled the alarm systems and set the sensors to loop.” The meeker of the two spoke up. “That’s why we were brought along. The others weren’t very good with technology so they needed us to disable the systems while they worked.” She explained cautiously, the other Sue nodded in agreement as she sheathed her sword finally having concluded that Kelk wasn’t going to lash out at them.

Kelk wished he could have smirked at her response. “So, what were they after?” Kelk asked slyly, though the two hesitated and looked to each other for an answer.

“We were ordered to get the Mother Boxes.” The bolder of the two confessed. “We weren’t told what they were going to be used for, though.” She added almost trying to throw off responsibility for the plan.

“And what do you plan on doing now?” Kelk questioned failing to hide a slight bit of a threatening edge from his otherwise cheerful tone. The two looked at each other again for reassurance, though neither was confident enough to have an answer for Kelk’s question.

A long silence lingered as the two hunted for an answer neither had. “The way I see it, you have three options.” Kelk stated startling the two as he broke their wordless discussion. “Your first option is try to finish your mission, but I’m not fond of that since I’d have to stop you two and I really don’t want to hurt either of you.” Kelk explained in a mixed tone of seriousness and nearly satirical cheer, both of the girls seemed to shy away from him a little. “The second option is to simply call this mission a failure, run back to the Sues, and endure whatever punishment they give you. However, if your teammates are any indicator, I would expect worse than a stern talking to.” He continued in an amused tone while gesturing to the scorch marks around him, both of the girls looked at the floor somewhat disheartened. “The third option is to quit the Sues and become real Authors.” Kelk added in a feigned forgetful tone; it was obvious which one he favored, but the two just looked at him like he was mad.

“They’d kill us if we left them!” The bolder of the two nearly shouted. “There’s no way we could fight off the Sues.” She persisted sounding more like she was trying just as hard to convince herself that it was a stupid idea as she was trying to convince Kelk of it. “They would never let us go.” She added quickly losing steam in her argument.

“What choice do we have?” The meeker of the two asked the other quietly. “We aren’t important to the Sues.” She argued before pausing as if not sure to continue. “They just chose us because we had the abilities that they wanted.” She added in a depressed tone, the bolder of the two looked like she wanted to argue but had nothing to argue with.

“Being hunted by the Sues isn’t as scary as it seems.” Kelk stated drawing the attention of the two back to him. “I’m a pretty good unknown to most of the Sues since I keep dying, not that it’s a big deal. Though, Foe’s been hated by the Sues for longer than I’ve known him and he does just fine from what I’ve seen.” He explained with a rather amused tone. “Besides, it’s not like you couldn’t make friends to help you out with that sort of problem. I’m sure Foe and his crew would be up for it, and even if they wouldn’t, I would.” Kelk added as almost a boast.

The two just stared at him in shock. “You know Foe, as in, Foe of the Lance?” The bolder of the two asked. “As in the same Foe that killed every last Sue in each verse he goes to with his bare hands?” She asked with a great deal of urgency.

“The man who never forgives a Sue and kills everyone in his path to get to them?” The meeker of the two asked adding more fear to the situation. “I’ve heard you can’t reason with him or bribe him or anything. Once he learns you’re a Sue, there is nothing you can do to stop him.” She added a little shakily.

Kelk just stared at them a little surprised at their reactions to the name. “Foe of the Lance, the dragon guy?” Kelk asked as if to make sure, they both nodded timidly. “Last I checked flash him a good pair of tits and he’ll stumble over whatever he’s doing, though usually it’s his words.” Kelk stated rather flatly taking the two by surprise. “I’ve known him for quite a while; he’s got no love for Sues and what they usually do to verses. Though, I’ve also seen him get so caught up in hitting on one that he forgot she was his enemy. Not to mention the few that have convinced him that leaving a few Sue around might not be so bad.” He explained rather casually with something of chuckle at the last bit. “I’m sure he’d be fine with helping keep you two safe from the Sue.” He added finding their wonderment at Foe rather amusing.

“You really think he would help us?” The meeker of the two asked in a mixture of astonishment and excitement. “That the legendary Foe of the Lance would be willing to help us?” She added as if to drive home the point.

Kelk was incredibly thankful that the two weren’t able to read Tarenth body language, otherwise he’d be afraid they might just see how awkwardly dismayed he was at their gushing. “Yeah, almost certain of it.” He answered them calmly before almost heaving a despaired sigh as the give only vaguely controlled cheers. “Though,” Kelk stated ominously causing the two to pause in their slight celebration. “You two still look like Sues.” He claimed slyly.

The two looked themselves up and down, even studied each other’s appearances. “But this is how Ninja look.” The bolder of the two stated though her tone suggested it more as a question.

“Only in certain senses, but more importantly; it’s hard to tell you two apart.” Kelk explained calmly. “Your outfits are identical and I’d be willing to bet that they were issued to you two rather then you two chose them.” He continued with a subtle amusement in his tone.

Neither responded at first, instead both looked away. “The Sues had a strict dress code for us.” The meeker of the two said. “They said we didn’t look like real ninja, so they gave us these.” She added in a rather dejected tone.

“Excellent!” Kelk cheered while clapping his hands together, the two jumped from surprise. “Then, shall we make this a little more of a ritualistic ceremony?” He asked them happily, but both looked at him in a mixture of confusion and doubt. “That is to say, let’s make this more real by getting rid of everything that makes you two Sues.” Kelk explained after a moment of enjoying their confusion of what he could have meant.

The two glanced at one another, both still very uncertain. “How do you mean?” The bolder of the two asked a little skeptically. Kelk really wish his species could have smirked like the humans could.

“It’s as simple as it sound; let’s remove everything that the Sues gave you.” Kelk explained sounding rather amused with the idea as the two looked at him oddly. “There are no chants, no actual rituals, no special rules, and no magical phrases to becoming a non-Sue. It’s all mindset, choices, and style.” He continued as the two continued to get ever more confused. “Let’s start with the basics; what are your names?” Kelk asked with a rather amused tone.

The two shared another glance for support. “I’m Keyong and she’s Lahwon.” The bolder of the two stated firmly while the meeker of the two nodded her agreement.

Kelk stared at the two for a second. “You’re not Korean and you’re not Thai.” Kelk stated flatly, first pointing at the one who claimed to be Keyong then at the one claiming Lahwon. “I’m not saying that culture boundaries are set in stone, but both of those names are obviously Sue names.” He explained calmly. “I’d suggest that these would be the first things you two cast off from the Sue. Would you like to share your truer names with me?” Kelk asked.

The two looked at each other as he called their names false. “I’m EveningGlory.” The bolder of the two confessed. “Some people called me Eve for short.” She added seeming almost ashamed of her chosen name.

“ShadowPiper.” The meeker of the two stated abruptly before withdrawing some of her enthusiasm. “My old friends used to call me Piper.” She explained sounding somewhat embarrassed by her outburst.

“Those are very good chosen names.” Kelk said still wishing he could somehow force his Tarneth body to perform a human smirk. “They are much more interesting than Keyong and Lahwon.” He added to help reassure them. “However, those weren’t the only things the Sue gave you, did they?” Kelk asked the two with a subtle hint of amusement.

“Well, there are our clothes and that stuff.” Eve stated looking over her gear a little bit. “But we’re in no place to change clothes.” She added returning her gaze to Kelk.

“And what makes you say that?” Kelk asked her while trying to make his amusement subtle. They looked at him a little confused for a moment while trying to figure out what he meant.

“We don’t have anything to change into and this place is hardly private.” The bolder of the two argued with a gesture to the general room. Kelk glanced around for effect; he already knew what the layout of the room was like.

“I don’t see a problem.” Kelk stated rather flatly. The two looked at him in astonishment at how he could have missed such a thing. “Or are you two scared to show off what you have?” He asked with a devious undertone.

“That’s not it!” The Eve claimed quickly. “It’s that…” She started hesitantly, quickly hunting for the words she needed. “…Well…” She murmured quietly seeming rather embarrassed by her lack of answer, she quickly looked to Piper for an answer, but she seemed just as lost for a response. “It’s that…” Eve started again. “That we’re not much to look at.” She finally confessed with a heavy sigh of defeat.

Kelk chuckled a little at her response, drawing the two’s attention from the floor. “Oh, I doubt that.” Kelk stated firmly with an amused tone. “While I might not be human, I can spot an attractive figure when I see one.” He claimed slyly, the two just looked at him a little surprised at his claim.

“That’s why the Sues gave us these.” Piper almost pleaded as she gestured to her clothes. “They said until we looked good we should just cover ourselves up.” She continued in a depressed tone losing most of her energy from her first statement.

Kelk mused over the idea of using his blades to cut a grin into his face or if it would give them the wrong idea before waving off the concept. “Then prove me wrong.” He contested cheerily. “If the Sues are right, then you’ll have nothing to worry about and I’ll get you some new clothes quickly and professionally.” He explained curtly. “However,” He added ominously. “If I’m right, then I might not be as professional in showing you how wrong the Sues are. Also, your clothes might not show up as quickly.” Kelk explained deviously as the two looked to each other for a response. “But in the end, the worst that’s going to happen is you’re going to show what you look like naked to another woman and an alien. Hardly what I’d call world ending event.” He added casually.

Eve looked a little flustered at Kelk’s argument, she glanced to Piper for assistance but Piper seemed just as lacking for a response. With a resolving huff, Piper surprisingly, began disrobing and throwing her discarded clothing into a pile in front of her. Eve almost said something when she saw her friend stripping off her costume; though with a pause to compose herself she started stripping along with her friend.

Kelk watched as they started stripping down before searching quickly through his battle harness for a pair of particular vials. With a few quick clicks he released his harness and tossed it with his cloak before walking to the two women, vials in hand. He was a little surprised to see Piper was standing rather proudly, hands clasped together in front of nether regions, which while obscuring her some did nothing to hide her breast. Eve on the other hand did her best to cover herself while trying to make it look casual; Kelk wanted to give her a smirk and a wink but lacked the ability to do either.

Kelk held out his four fingered hand, the two vials entwined in his long fingers, the two women looked at the vials. “These are specially designed solvents, they will eat through any mesh, be it fabric from clothing, Kevlar from armor, or stitching from a wound. It will dissolve everything the Sues gave you outside your weapons.” He explained before the two grabbed one of the vials from his hand and looked them over skeptically. “Think of it as a final send off to the Sues you used to be.” Kelk added happily. The two shared a quick glance before opening their vials and pouring the contents onto their respective pile of clothes which immediately began to smoke and hiss as they began dissolving.

As the two watched their old clothes melt, Kelk looked over the two and found them much more different then their previous outfits suggested. Piper’s long red hair had been hidden under the mask that the Sues had given her, her athletic build gave her rather pert breasts, but not unnaturally so like so many Sue. Eve on the other hand had mid length brown hair and a much curvier build, her skin was smoother and more supple, giving her slightly larger but not quite as attentive breast.

Eve glanced up and gasped as she quickly moved an arm to cover he breast and a hand to her nether region. “I-I told you I’m nothing special!” She stammered as she blushed profusely, Piper mirrored covering herself when Eve’s exclamation snapped her away from the distraction of the melting clothes only the arm Piper used to cover her breast actually stopped slightly below them.

“And I’d disagree.” Kelk stated seductively while moving over Eve’s pile of clothes to stand closer to her. “You are quite beautiful.” He told her while lifting her chin slightly to look at him before caressing her cheek. “If given the opportunity, I’d gladly prove to you how intoxicating you are.” Kelk nearly whispered to her while slowly tracing his other hand down her arm.

Eve looked away deepening her blush. “I don’t know how you’d do that.” She argued quietly though her attempt to stifle a smile undermined her. Kelk wisped around her while leaving subtle touches and caresses to guide her as he moved before taking up position behind her to wrap his arms lightly around her.

“It’s very easy as long as you let me.” Kelk told her while caressing her cheek as she looked up at him, his other tracing her arm gently. He leaned in almost like he was going to kiss her but shifted slightly and traced her jaw lightly before lightly running along her neck. There were soft bony clicks as he nipped at her soft throat lightly, his hands tracing along her body as he pressed against her. Eve hummed her approval quietly as she pressed back against him, her blush from embarrassment faded quickly only to be replaced with one from how much she enjoyed the feeling.

As Eve’s purrs of pleasure grew bolder, Kelk’s hands did as well. Eve gasped when Kelk’s fingers slipped under her hand to toy with her nipple, but she moaned softly when the surprise faded. Eve’s hands quickly began following along with Kelk’s as they began exploring her more intimately. With a hum of enjoyment she reached up to Kelk’s face and guided him to hers only to be a startled from her little trance to realize he had no mouth. “Sorry, my lady, but Tarenth aren’t made for kissing.” He told her with a soft chuckle before looking away from her to Piper. “Though, perhaps I could get some assistance in this matter.” Kelk suggested as Piper turned a bright crimson, her hand cupped more than just to cover her sex and her other hand having done more playing then obscuring. “How about it?” He asked egging her on.

Piper just stood there looking down at the floor for a few seconds, while Kelk’s hands idly teased Eve’s flesh. “Alright.” Piper agreed in a near whisper before stepping closer to them and leaning out to kiss Eve who had also turned a deep red.

It was only the smallest of pecks that they shared and both pulled away a fighting to seem like it wasn’t embarrassing to them. “That didn’t seem very satisfying.” Kelk complained slyly making both struggle to find a deeper blush. “If you don’t feel it, then it’s not going to be very enjoyable.” He told them almost in a sage like tone. “Now, why not show each other how much you’re enjoying yourselves with a kiss that makes you feel good?” Kelk asked them with a devious undertone, the whole time his hands tracing along Eve’s sensitive skin.

The two looked at each other hesitantly before leaning in once more to kiss, this time there was much more contact before they separated, only to kiss again getting into the feeling even more. Kelk once again wished he could have smirked at the two as they began to feed into an actual make out session. With a mild tweak of her nipple Eve groaned loudly and broke off from Piper. “She is doing me a favor, would you mind helping me repay it?” Kelk asked Eve deviously as his hand slipped under the one that she was using to half cover and half play with her sex. She gave a slight gasp as Kelk startled her, but quickly nodded in agreement even though her blush was quickly returning.

With that Eve boldly grabbed Piper by the neck and pulled her closer to kiss her deeply while her other hand went for her waist to pull her closer. Piper gave a muffled squeak in response but edged a bit closer so that she was in easier arm’s reach before Eve’s hand found its way to Piper’s pussy. Piper pulled her hand back to her stomach to let Eve have better access to her and groaned sharply as Eve slid her fingers in aggressively. Kelk almost snickered as the two got into it, all the while his hands toying with Eve’s body idly and Eve attempting to mimic his motions but lacking his gentleness.

Piper groaned as Eve’s hand ground into her crotch with unrestrained passion, there was twinge of pain in Piper’s expression. With a hard tweak of her nipple, Kelk brought Eve’s attention back and she paused as she moaned. “Careful.” Kelk cautioned her, his tone a mix of disappointment and amusement. “Though, her nipples are a bit dry.” He noted cheerfully feigning a bit of sorrow without skipping a beat. “Want to help with that a bit?” Kelk asked Piper slyly while holding one of Eve’s breast like a small offering.

With a slightly relieved grin that was just as much mischievous, Piper bent down a bit and took Eve’s nipple and a large bit of her breast into her mouth. Eve moaned loudly and leaned back against Kelk, arching her back to force her tits out to Piper. Eve’s hand had slipped away from Piper when she bent down only to be replaced with Piper’s original hand to more gently tease with her pussy.

Eve groaned as Piper traded places with Kelk’s hand in toying with her sensitive nipples while a slight squishing sound started to emanate from Eve’s wetness. Piper looked at Kelk a bit questioningly and he wished that he could have smirked at her while Eve’s eyes closed to enjoy the feeling. “It’s normal,” Kelk told her while withdrawing his fingers from Eve’s pussy before grabbing her inner thigh and lifting it to the side to give Piper a better view. “See.” Kelk added as Piper released Eve’s breast to look at her dripping lips. Eve groaned disappointedly from the lack of attention and began to blush as she saw Piper staring at her neither lips. “I think you might be embarrassing her.” Kelk said startling Piper from her mild trance; she looked up at them before looking away shyly.

“You’re very pretty.” Piper murmured quietly as she tried to think of what to say. Both of their blushes deepened a bit as Kelk just watched in amusement.

“Thank you.” Eve nearly stammered as they both had a bit of awkward moment, though Kelk was more amused that the situation did nothing to turn off either of the two.

“Want to give her a taste?” Kelk asked curiously taking the two by surprise as they looked at him. Eve bit her lip slightly unsure of what to say to the question while Piper merely blushed deeper. “I’m sure she won’t mind, especially if you pay some attention to this part.” Kelk explained while reaching down with his free hand to rub Eve’s clit gently drawing a moan from her.

Piper just sat there crouching for a few seconds while Kelk teased and toyed with Eve’s sensitive nub, causing her to moan and coo anxiously. With a red face Piper put one hand on Eve’s hips before diving into Eve’s heated sex; Kelk barely had a moment’s notice to pull his hand away before Piper was on top of her. With a soft chuckle that was completely drown out by Eve’s loud moan of pleasure Kelk returned his hand to her breast to continue his games.

Kelk was barely more then a prop in the little scene as he enjoyed the sights and sounds of the two women, though he made a mental note that he’d have to see to it that Piper got her just deserts before it was done. Though, much to his surprise he felt a hand feeling around his breechcloth. It didn’t take long for the hind to figure out how to loosen it and push it to the side, however what was found underneath caused a slight lull in the sounds that Eve was producing. Kelk almost chuckled at the surprise he could only feel, though Piper’s hand slowly explored what made him a male Tarenth.

It took a little bit for her to figure out what was there, though she did figure out what to stimulate rather quickly. While Kelk found the situation arousing and he hadn’t lied when he claimed the two were attractive, he hadn’t adjusted himself yet to his body in its more intimate departments. It was an odd feeling for him to describe, an odd tingle that was far from unpleasant was as close as he could get to describing the sensation of establishing himself in that part of his body. Piper’s fingers tracing along his sheath just added to the effect and helped with a more physical display of his arousal.

Kelk began nipping at Eve’s throat gently as Piper coaxed his cock from its sheath, only to start stroking it slowly when there was enough exposed. Eve’s moans of pleasure had died down into groans of frustration as Piper’s attention became divided; she leaned her hips back into Kelk and jumped as she felt his arousal. Eve looked up at Kelk a little surprised before smiling deviously that mixed with a blush and began grinding herself against him, barely giving Piper enough time to get her hand free.

Eve quickly closed her eyes and moaned as she got into the motions; Piper looked up from her position a little dejectedly. “Care to give it a real feel?” Kelk cooed to Eve snapping her attention back to him making her pause in her motions.

It took a few moments for the Eve to piece together what he meant and a few seconds more of deliberation to find an answer. “Yes.” Eve said in the lustiest voice she could muster, but it did little to hide how inexperienced she was in trying to be seductive. Kelk could have laughed and took a little restraint to not show how amusing he found her response, but covered it excellently as he swept her legs up being careful to avoid Piper.

Kelk began carrying her to an oddly shaped display, nodding for Piper to follow. He laid Eve down on it; it held her easily because it was made to hold an odd piece of armor that was broken up strangely allowing Even to lay with her head feet dangling while still supporting her. Kelk had to wonder if it hadn’t been used for something like this before. “You’ve been enjoying yourself.” Kelk commented as he leaned over Eve, one hand sliding along her body as it found its way to her dripping pussy. Eve groaned her approval and nodded with an anxious smile. “Then why not share some of that with Piper?” Kelk asked slyly while looking over at Piper who blushed a little from having attention brought to her. “She’s been so giving, but she hasn’t gotten hardly anything in return.” Kelk explained in an overly sorrowful voice. “Want to pay her back some?” He offered Eve whose face reddened quite a bit with the concept.

With a barely audible yes from Eve, Kelk motioned for Piper to come over. With one hand still tentatively playing with Eve’s nether regions, Kelk positioned Piper’s pussy in front of Eve’s face. “Don’t worry its not going to bite.” Kelk assured Eve as she quizzically looked at Piper’s snatch before reaching out with her tongue to give it a hesitant lick. A shiver ran through Piper and once again, Kelk wish he could have smirked at the two as he guided Eve’s hand to Piper’s hips. “Be gentle, she hasn’t been warmed up like you.” Kelk warned cheerfully as Piper leaned forward so that Eve could give more of her mouth to what her tongue started.

Kelk watched as Eve tentatively began licking Piper’s sensitive pussy drawing gasps and moans from Piper as she fought to not grind into Eve any more then she already was, before repositioning himself between Eve’s legs and tossing his disrupted breechcloth towards his cloak. With an almost cruel curiosity Kelk began by teasing Eve’s slit with the very tip of cock, earning him a frustrated groan from the girl as she tried to push back against him without leaving Piper. “Just making sure you’re ready.” Kelk told Eve with a chuckle before burying himself in her with only the slightest of resistance.

Eve groaned loudly into Piper’s pussy who in turn shivered slightly from the vibrations, Kelk just wished he could have grinned as he began pumping Eve slowly. Kelk was careful to take things slow as not to over tax Eve’s body, but her attempts to meet his thrusts more forcefully made it clear he underestimated her. It didn’t take long for Eve’s moans to join her friend’s to create a chorus that Kelk was a bit proud of as he continued to up his pace. Though, as Eve’s cries of pleasure grew, Piper’s slowly dwindled, and Kelk sighed in disappointment.

As much as Kelk was enjoying Eve’s pussy trying to milk his cock for all its worth, he would not deny Eve any long then he had. Adding his thumb to strum Eve’s clit he jumped in pace and Eve quickly lost the ability to do any more then sing her pleasure. Kelk’s eyes lost focus as he concentrated while Eve’s body tensed, her breath quickened and her moans uncontrolled. Driving his cock home he felt Eve finally snap as she let loose a ferial scream that echoed in the room. Kelk remained still save for gently caressing Eve’s clit as her orgasm subsided, her body still twitching as she relaxed.

Refocusing his eyes Kelk could see that Piper had stepped off from Eve and had taken a seat atop another small display a short distance away, one leg propped up so she could get both hands to work on her snatch. Kelk would have loved to have smirked at her as he pulled out of Eve. “Just relax and enjoy the feeling.” He told Eve as he walked around her, tracing his hand along her before bowing his head as if to kiss her on the forehead. “And don’t think I forgot about you.” Kelk told Piper with a sly tone while Eve lay limply atop the display reveling in the afterglow.

“I-I didn’t know if you’d still be able to…” Piper stammered while trailing off, one of her hands slipped away while she put a leg down. “Most guys can’t keep going after they’ve…” She started again but drifted off as Kelk reached her and ran his fingers along her cheek while the other settled on her hip. “At least that’s what I’ve heard…” Piper mumbled as she looked up at Kelk.

Kelk put his forehead gently against hers as she stared into his unblinking eyes. “I am not most guys.” He told her gently. “I am a Tarenth and have a mechanical body.” He explained as he slowly pressed his body closer to hers. “And even if I didn’t have a mechanical body, I’m still several millennia old; I know how to pace myself.” Kelk continued with a chuckle. “So, I didn’t let myself go with her.” He whispered in Piper’s mind drawing an odd grin from her as she looked away. “Though, I would like to release some of my own stress if you wouldn’t mind.” Kelk told her near silently drawing a blush from her but otherwise she remained still.

After a few seconds of contemplating and wrapping one arm around his neck, Piper lifted herself a little before reaching down with her other hand to guide his cock into her wet snatch. Abruptly she looked up at him and kissed him where his mouth would have been on a human face before pulling him close so she was near where a human would have an ear. “I’d love it.” Piper whispered to him seductively before easing back with a mischievous smile that Kelk wished he could flash back at her.

While stroking her cheek affectionately, Kelk contemplated the best approach to give Piper though a mild squeeze she gave his cock snapped him from his planning. Leaning he nipped at her throat with a soft bony click as he adjusted her hips slightly so he could begin his slow pumps in and out. Piper hummed her approval while lifting her chin so he had more area to nip at and moved to compliment his motions. It didn’t take long for the pace to pick up and her enjoyment to be voice in soft moans as her pussy hungrily fought to keep him from escaping. As she groaned Piper almost absentmindedly reached a hand between them and began strumming her clit quickly in an effort to further her pleasure.

Without stopping in motion Kelk traced his fingers down her arm and grasped her hand before gently guiding it away from her sensitive nub. Piper groaned a little and looked at him with wanting eyes; it was one of the cutest expressions Kelk had ever seen. He had to stifle a chuckle as he slowed down and adjusted his motions. With the one hand he had on her hip he guided her to meet his thrusts differently, making her hips grind against his before he began sliding back out. Piper moaned her approval as she ground herself into him with the new motion and the pace quickened again.

With the fast rate and Piper grinding into him harder with each thrust, Kelk paused in his nips as he refocused. Piper eased her motions some as looked to Kelk with a little concern; Kelk desperately wished he could have smiled at her to show nothing was wrong. Instead he opted to lean in and nip at her throat a few times while moving down to her breast which he opened his mandibles more to take her entire breast into them. Piper gasped as he squeezed her gently and cooed quietly as his alien tongue played across her nipple.

Piper put her hand back onto the display which was joined by Kelk’s and leaned back as their pace returned to normal. Her moans grew louder as Kelk dragged the round edges of his mandibles across her breast as he pulled away from one only to latch onto the other. “Harder,” Piper groaned as she tugged on Kelk’s neck, which was something that Kelk was more than willing to oblige as he used a little more force to grind into her and gripped her breast more tightly in his mandibles.

He was rewarded with a lustful groan as Piper lifted one foot off the ground so she could spread her legs bit more. “Faster,” Piper demanded after a few seconds, her leg having wrapped around his waist to help her meet his thrusts. Kelk paused in playing with her breast as Piper’s pussy fought to keep his cock from escaping its confines. Pulling away from his mandibles Piper leaned back further while wrapping her other arm around his neck and so she could impale herself harder on him.

Piper moaned something on an especially hard hit but Kelk’s mind failed to translate it as he fought to retain some semblance of focus. Kelk’s vision blurred as he continued to abide by Piper’s previous requests for more, while Piper’s other leg joined her first around his waist. Kelk couldn’t let himself go entirely or he could hurt her, but he wanted his release and she was making it difficult to keep that balance. He could feel her tensing up, her body becoming rigid, her grip tightening, and her pussy clutching at him.

Kelk could only vaguely hear her chanting something his mind failed to register as she pulled on him harder and harder. With one hard thrust she finally reached her limit as she held him as tight as she could with her legs, arched her back as much as she could, and fell silent. Kelk froze at the feeling her pussy clamping down on him with all her might, his own limit flittering at the very edge of climax. He twitched as he fought not to move, his mechanical body tensed as his mind fought for both orgasm and control. Abruptly Piper’s tightly clenched pussy spasmed as the first waves of pleasure rolled through her. Kelk warred with himself to keep from moving as Piper ground into him, her quivering snatch milking his cock for all its worth.

Slowly Kelk’s climax crept over the edge at the behest of Piper’s quaking touch. His internal machinery shifted and tightened, echoing the sensations a biological body would have. Even putting all his will into it, he still gave Piper a few small, hesitant thrusts as he enjoyed his own climax. Kelk gave an inaudible sigh as the feeling subsided and his body’s internal mechanisms came to rest. “How was that?” Piper asked with an affectionate coo.

Kelk’s vision returned to normal slowly as he pulled out of Piper and helped her into a more sitting position. “It was very good.” He told her sweetly, Kelk was sure that she would have blushed a bit but she was already rather flush.

Piper smiled at him and glanced down a bit to compose herself. “So,” She started drawing out the word a bit before looking up at him again. “What now?” She asked curiously, her arms still hanging around his neck.

“Now,” Kelk stated with an amused tone while pulling Piper to her feet. “We gather some loot and rescue Foe and his friends.” He explained cheerily while Piper’s expression suddenly changed to one of shock.

“Foe’s been captured?” She asked almost stumbling over her words. “And you chose instead to…” Piper said at a near stammer. “And we…” She continued before pausing again. “While people were in danger…” She claimed in a near panic. “Why didn’t you say they needed help sooner?” Piper demanded finally before leaving his embrace to wake up Eve who’d fallen asleep during their session.

“Danger? Hardly.” Kelk scoffed with an amused tone as Eve stirred awake from Piper’s urgent shakings. “We’re talking about the JLA here. They’re known for still fighting with kid gloves on even when their opposition is playing for keeps.” He told them casually while dropping down into the crouch he had taken before. “If they were in any real danger, Foe would have dealt with it or at least made it more apparent that things were going wrong. Perhaps he would have even blown out the side of the tower if he felt real threatened.” Kelk explained while desperately wished he could have smirked at the two. “Besides, Foe would be pissed at me if I told him I passed up you two just to save him.” He joked with a chuckle as the two straightened themselves out, Eve waking up from her short nap quickly enough.

“So, what do we do now?” Eve asked after a minute more of her professionalism showing through than had since they had started talking to him. Kelk could easily see the two becoming rather valuable, even if they were still needing some more life lessons.

“For you two,” Kelk said while moving to his cloak before retrieving a data plate and keying it for a few moments just to toss it at Eve who caught it tentatively. “Picking some new clothes.” He told them as the two looked at the screen on the data plate. “I’m a little limited on resources for now, so you’ve both been assigned a specific amount you can spend aside from some gear I chose for the two of you.” He explained wishing he could give them the devious grin he really deserved to bare. “As for me, I have some stuff to retrieve before we go rescuing.” Kelk told them slipping on his breechcloth. “I’ll be back shortly.” He told them before beginning to scale the wall.

Both Eve and Piper nodded to Kelk, though Piper watched him climb up the wall a few meters before turning her focus to the data plate. It was rather easy climbing for him; his body was made for this sort of thing, the gauntlets and greaves gave him a field of suction on his palms while his fingers were designed to grip almost anything. Though, even still it took him a while to get up to where he needed to go, which was the temporary storage displays. Something Kelk found to be somewhat overzealous, but he supposed even such organizations like the JLA must have their arbitrary bureaucracy problems from time to time.

Luckily for Kelk, they were well labeled which made finding the display set for ‘recent confiscations’ and more over the ones digitally marked as being possessed by ‘unknown individuals’ extremely easy. “Ah, this day just keeps getting better and better.” Kelk mused to himself as he extended his Kar’Renk blade and took aim at the display that he was pretty sure belonged to the Sanura girl. The nigh invisible blade glided in between the glass and metal with ease. Kelk was always amused how so many used what they claimed to be nearly indestructible material but when matched up against a Kar’Renk blade they always fell short.

Kelk froze as the lights in the room died and a tingle ran through his body, glancing down at his blade he could see the neon green glow of the blade in the near pitch black. Yanking his blade from where he was cutting he saw sparks fly and the hole light up, looking at his blade it was distinctly opaque from the tip down to the mid point of the blade, the rest just being tinted heavily. It took a few seconds for the lights to come back on and the alarms echoed in the massive room. “Or, you know, I could hit a main power line and electrify the superstructure.” Kelk complained before quickly cutting out the display glasses and grabbing the stuff inside.

Shoving it all into a duffle back that Kelk was guessing belonged to someone in the group and jumped into a freefall straight down, creating a large dent in the floor where he landed. Almost instantly he moved to his cloak he grabbed it and threw it over his shoulders, its active camouflage displays having been self repaired in the time immediately disguised him. Without a moment’s hesitation he pulled out two small bundles and threw them to the girls. “Put the cloaks on, we’re moving now.” Kelk told them before grabbing his battle harness and bolting for the door.

The key panel sparked as Kelk quickly jabbed it with his Kar’Renk blade and forced the door its self up with the other. He was surprised when he saw two small distortions bolt past him, but was glad to see that the two girls had gotten the cloaks on so quickly. With only a moments hesitation he moved under the door and let it drop behind him, bolting down the hallway silently, he lead the two out into some real danger. He just hoped the scent dampeners in the cloaks would cover their little exploits well enough.

[The Great Sue Hunt]

“Ooh, tough luck there big guy.” Harley comments when Foe shot Demo’s double. “Oh well, sometimes the universe just doesn’t like ya!” She adds with a happy giggle, much to Kelks amusement. Though, this did earn her a quick glare from Jem just before she returned her attention to Foe to give him a real piece of her mind, but Harley just laughed it off. However her smile faded some when Foe stated for everyone to move into the car, adding a near silent. “I wonder if he means me too…” Kelk couldn’t help a smirk as he raised his hand and Foe answered the question before he even needed to ask it. Harley let out a squeal while starting into an excited dance and chanting. “I’m going to Vegas! I’m going to Vegas!” Kelk just smiled and put down his hand as everyone started into Cal, though when it came Harley’s turn to get in she looked at it a bit skeptically. “Are you sure we can all fit in there?” She questioned hesitantly.

“Cal’s a lot more room then he lets on.” Kelk commented while moving up next to Harley and giving her ass a light slap. “Now, hurry up before they leave us behind.” Kelk jested trying to feign impatience as a cover.

Harley gave him a glare and threw one hand into his face with her index finger extended. “Watch it buster, I normally knock a guy’s teeth out for stunts like that.” She warned him coolly. “I’ll let it slide this time around Mr. Knight, but next time there might be consequences.” Harley continued in her singsong tone that so often made her so intimidating.

Kelk just smirked at her as she undermined her scary act with a subtle grin. “That almost sounded like an invitation.” Kelk mused as Harley started to get into the car.

“Maybe.” Harley countered with a mischievous smile she flashed back at him before looking forward into the car as she stepped in. “Oh, wow!” She breathed as she looked around the veritable lobby that made up Cal’s internal structure. “You weren’t joking Mr. Knight, it’s huge!” Harley told Kelk as he stepped in and shut the door, before she looked around all the structure excitedly.

Almost as soon as Kelk had finished closing the door Foe called for Cal to move them to Vegas. With a soft ding coming from just behind Kelk the now elevator style doors slid open behind Kelk, he sighed slightly and hunched a little as he knew what was about to happen. “You! You people! Get out of the elevator and get down on the ground!” A guy’s voice called out to them, Kelk just smirked. At least he didn’t start things off by getting shot in the back.

“Now, let’s be reasonable about this. Surely, we could work something out?” Kelk proposed as while spinning around and stepping out into the casino lobby, massive bay windows letting a surprising amount of light into the casino floor. A laser pulse narrowly missed Kelk and hit the wall in the far back of Cal’s internal wall. “Guess not…” Kelk responded before bolting to the side and throwing a dart at one of the odd men in the fully white body suits. The dart tagged the guy in the shoulder he stared at it for a moment before collapsing with a groan.

“Get him!” Another shouted and the group of men started searing laser holes and putting blaster rounds down range at Kelk he so frequently barely dodged. A stumble saving his head from a burned hole, a slight skid letting a table catch the blaster round for him, all narrowly dodged as he kept moving.

With a roll and heavy shove Kelk turned over a roulette table and took cover, having bought everyone enough time to get out and find their own cover. Breathing hard he pulled out a handful of darts and waited for the others to give him some cover before leaning up to awkwardly hurl a dart over the table at one of the many targets. “This sucks Foe! Who are these people?” Kelk shouted from his cover.

“They’re the Royal Flush gang! They got a lot of fire power and have caused a lot of problems before, but they’re only a problem in areas like this.” Foe shouted back as lasers seared the back of his cover and blaster demolished the cover Sanura’s cover pushing her into a new hiding spot.

“Does that mean we can kill them?” Apollo demanded from her hiding spot that was getting riddled by smaller blaster rounds.

“As long as-“ Foe started but was cut off as a blaster shot claimed his cover and he dashed to a new hiding spot. “Damn it! Can’t you see I’m talking here!” Foe shouted before firing a handful of rounds over his cover. “As long as they are numbered from two to ten, they’re expendable! Don’t kill any of the face cards!” Foe explained over the weapons fire.

“Excellent.” Kelk cooed to himself as a man in a white body suit with a seven stamped clearly on his chest. Kelk quickly grabbed the barrel of his light blaster, yanked him forward and shoved his Kar’Renk blade deep into the man’s heart through the symbol. “Thank you.” Kelk chimed happily before throwing the man to the side and jumping from his cover letting loose a quick volley of shots at the others in white jumpsuits before rolling under a craps table. “So much easier then throwing all that way.” He mused before starting to add his own weapons fire to his ally’s.

[The Great Sue Hunt]

Foe looked over the contents of the cell phone as he led the group outside, Sanura lingering close to keep on her phone as well as answer any questions thus earning her a mild glare from Michelle. “Alright, let’s start-“ Foe began as he walked out the door only to be cut off as a car clips the doorway and spirals out into the street taking the door with it. “Well, DA’s not going to be happy about that.” Foe sighed as everyone pushed past him to see what just happened.

The driver was slumped on the steering wheel barely moving as she recovered from the sudden collision, but the hyenas sitting in the back seat almost immediately started yapping. “Not now, babies, Mommy needs her beauty sleep.” She mumbled at them quietly with a wave, but this does nothing to sate the yapping of the hyenas.

“Isn’t that Harley Quinn?” Demo asked a few seconds before an ill placed Howitzer round blasted out a large chunk of the street knocking Harley’s car on its side, drawing a scream from Harley and a pair of terrified yips from the hyenas.

“She won’t be for much longer!” A Mary Sue shouted from the top of a building, dressed just like Harley aiming a rather oversized howitzer at the disheveled wreck that was Harley’s car. “Then the Joker will be all mine!” She cried with a sinister cackle.

Without hesitation Michelle flew into the path of the howitzer, with a boom almost instantly Michelle was hurled into the pavement as the round exploded in the air. “Michelle!” Foe yelled, a groan being his only response from the crater that the super heroine now occupied. “Fine, like fireworks, see how you like these!” Foe shouted as he pulled out a grenade from his coat and hurling at the Sue, it bounced once off the barrel of the howitzer before the entire top of the building was engulfed in a huge explosion. “Guess she had more up there then I thought.” Foe announced quietly.

“Yes! One less I need to kill to get Joker all to myself!” A Harley double cheered as she ran out of an alleyway a large claymore in hand. “No, he’ll be mine!” Another cried as she walked into the street. Others quickly joined their sisters, matching shouts and hollers with more claims of possession of the Joker. “Quiet! We can figure out who the Joker belongs to after we kill off Harley!” One shouted from the back, her pair of large katanas strapped to her back and purple and green stylized costume setting her apart from the other Sues. The response to her directing command was met with a quire of mixed praise and battle cry.

“But Mr.J is my Puddin’…” Harley commented to herself as she tried to get her bearings, her two pet hyenas staring at her quietly looking for reassurance. “It’s ok; Mama’s got a plan.” She reassured them as they nuzzled her, giving them each a pet and a grin as one of her duplicates rounded the car with a switch blade in hand. “Shit!” Harley shrieked as she pulled her pistol and fired a trio of shots into the chest of her doppelganger who fell back and slumped to the ground. “Where are these whackos coming from and why do they want my Puddin’?” She sighed to herself as her hyenas stared at the felled Harley clone.

“Because he’s too good for you!” A Mary Sue hissed from behind as she raised a large axe over her head. Harley gasped and aimed her pistol quickly, pulling the trigger only to get a soft click out of the revolver. Harley’s eyes went wide before she closed them tight and braced for what was going to be her final moments; only for the end to not come from her. “Buh-but I was so close…” The Mary Sue stuttered as Harley looked up only to see a gapping hole in the Sue’s chest, blood trickling out of it slowly, the outline of the tip of a blade shown from the blood trailing along it’s near invisible edge.

With a soft slide to the side Kelk almost gently ushered the Sue to the side before dropping her unceremoniously. “Really, it’s a waste of talent.” Kelk sighed staring at the Sue. “Or I suppose I should say a waste of good looks.” He corrected after a second before turning his focus to Harley. “You must be Harley Quinn, a pleasure to meet you.” Kelk stated curiously while kneeling down to her and reaching for her hand only to pull back as Bud snapped at his hand while Lou moved to guard Harley.

“Bud! We don’t bite at people who save us! Unless its bats, then we go for the throat!” Harley scolded the hyena who whimpered and backed away from Kelk. “Now, who are you?” Harley questioned with a great deal of feigned angry that was completely undermined by her slight grin.

“My apologies, I am Kelk,” Kelk told her with a mischievous smile while taking Harley’s hand and kissing it. “And I am here to get you to safety.” He continued with a grin as the hyenas began yipping at some cross between anger and excitement.

“Ain’t you a charmer?” Harley cooed as an explosion rocked the half flipped car looming over them. “Alright, Mr. Knight, how’re you planning on getting me to safety with all those crazies out there trying to kill me?” She spat out quickly as the battle began to broil just on the other side of the vehicle.

“Simple.” Kelk claimed helping Harley to her feet. “With misdirection and cunning.” He continued as he throw his cloak around her. Harley’s eyes went wide at the cloak, she hadn’t even realized he was wearing one and then suddenly he grabbed the edge and it was there. Yet, not there, she still couldn’t really see the outside of it, but she could see the grey inside of it fine. “Now, just move with me.” Kelk told her firmly as he wrapped an arm around her and began guiding her at a quick pace towards on the alleys.

Harley grabbed the edge of the cloak that was draped over her and peered carefully around it at the battle field. It was surreal; it was like watching dozens of copies of her fighting a few unusual people that she’d never even heard of before. She knew that bats had a few friends from that Justice thingy, but she’d never expected to see any of them here in Gotham. Though, she’d also never expected to see a large number of copies of herself trying to kill her so that they could take Mr. J from her.

Kelk ushered her quickly into the alleyway, the hyenas trailing only a short distance behind them. “Aren’t they going to see my babies?” Harley asked Kelk as loudly as she felt she could without giving away where they were. Kelk smirked the devil’s grin; it reminded Harley of the Joker’s smile when she was first running with him.

“I’m counting on it.” Kelk whispered. Abruptly he twirled out of the cloak draping leaving it draped over Harley, the sudden weight of the whole thing taking her by surprise and almost knocking her to the ground. “Ladies!” Kelk stated loudly as Harley found the wall and braced herself against it. “Surely such beautiful women such as yourselves would have something better to do with your time then to hunt a side kick?” Kelk asked in a boisterous voice, Harley would have shouted at him if she wasn’t trying so hard from falling down and find the edge of the cloak again.

“Either tell us where she went or get out of the way!” One of the Mary Sue hissed as Harley found an edge of the massive cloak, and peered out of the veil part of it. Her doppelgangers must have been fewer then twenty feet away and yet they were all staring at the strange with purple hair and pants.

Kelk dropped his arms in defeat. “Aw, I really was hoping to resolve this without violence, but it seems there’s no other way.” Kelk sighed; Harley could hear the smile on his face.

“Then die quickly!” One of the Sues shouted as she swung at him with a huge sword. Harley gasped as Kelk grabbed the pommel with one hand and punched the Sue in the stomach with the other. The double froze for a second before staggering back, dropping her sword, a gapping hole of a stab wound pouring blood from her stomach. She looked at Kelk in shock before collapsing to the ground. “You bastard!” Another of her impersonators charged Kelk, but was not going to fall for the same trick her sister did.

Harley watched them fight; Kelk was almost hypnotic in his movements, lucky or perhaps skillful in his dodging on their attacks. Though, one by one, they fell, a cut here, a slash there, all from a near invisible weapon that matched Kelk’s fist. He was both toying with them and working to end the fight the best he could.

She was almost lost in watching his fighting when she noticed another of her copies sneaking up on him from her side of the alley. Luckily the duplicate had not seen her, but Harley could see the long knife in her hand and was sure she knew what the fake was going to try. Harley reached for her purse, but realized it was missing, lost when she wrecked. She cursed herself silently, she should have remembered it.

Kelk side stepped the last Sue’s thrust before returning it with his own; sinking his Kar’Renk blade deep into her sternum with a meaty thump. The Sue looked at him and cursed at him but only managing to cough up blood before slumping to the ground. “Well, that was easier then-“ He started before a heavy metal thump echoed from behind him, he whipped around and caught the limp body of one of the Sues as she fell into him.

“You’re not the only one who can fight Mr. Knight.” Harley boasted with a wide grin and brandishing a metal pipe. His stealth cloak sitting cast off to the side.

Kelk grinned at her. “No, I suppose I’m not.” He conceded with a smile, though the battle was far from done, he was glad that his current predictions were correct.

[Post your character description here!]

Name: Kelk

Titles: The Knowing Watcher, The Truest Deceiver, The Tarenth’s Cunning, Plan’s Bane, and The Flesh Ravager (no one actually recognizes the title of Flesh Ravager even though Kelk periodically introduces himself as such)

Gender: Male

Race: Tarenth, specifically Kar’Tarenth’Garnev

Age: Dead, or really old if you still count ages after you die

Height: Human design 6’3”, Tarenth design 7’6” normal stance, Tarenth design 8’4” tallest stance

Appearance:

Human design body: Kelk is by most descriptions a young and muscular man with what most would call a “pretty” face that is matched by short but shaggy dark purple hair. He tends to favor showing off his build with loose and somewhat revealing clothing, purple being one of his favorite colors. He is by nearly all standards, a pretty boy, though he doesn’t sacrifice his masculine build to achieve this. His deep blue eyes are almost always supported by a mischievous grin of some kind, even when he’s in the dire straights of a situation.

Tarenth design body: There are many humans who have never seen Kelk outside of when he has his human body, though this is equally true for a great many species of aliens and their respective kinds. Due in part because of his desire to slide somewhat seamlessly into most societies he encounters, but also because many find Kelk’s actual appearance to be somewhat intimidating or even scary, however either way it is indeed alien. Kelk’s actual form is that of a digitigrade humanoid that is best described as overly thin. His skin is a deep purple and spotted almost like freckles of an even darker shade, it is incredibly smooth with the muscles underneath displaying obviously from the tension. He stands on the ball of his foot with the heel extending a great distance almost looking like a second reverse knee, causing him to have a long gate and a hunched posture for balance. Though, what strikes most as odd is how thin he is, many assume he is nearly consumed with malnutrition making him appear bonier then he actually is. However, for how odd he looks at first glance, it’s when humans look closely at his face that most find him intimidating. Kelk’s face is perpetually covered with a pair of large flat mandibles that cover his nose and mouth while leaving his eyes exposed, though the extra padding causes his eyes to seem like they are sunken or have extremely deep sockets. His eyes are equally odd, they lack for pupils and glow a faint blue, to many they seem like they are compound eyes like those found on bugs, which isn’t far from the truth though when they move it makes the differences apparent. As for hair, like all Tarenth, Kelk does not have hair; instead he has long tendrils that hang from the back of his head which he often keeps in a braid or in ties.

Abilities: “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” – Arthur C. Clark

Kelk’s powers are largely limited by his collected technology, that is to say, almost magical in capabilities. Materialization is the standard for Tarenth technology, making them in miniature factories stored in most places and then transporting them through what the Tarenth call the Kar’Renk to the user. No one is quite sure how this teleportation technology works outside of the Tarenth, who also seem to the only species capable of using it.

The other notable thing for Kelk is the fact that he is “immortal” as some would call it. Kelk has died, dozens of times over, but his ghost or “Kar” is able to move to and possess new bodies specially made with Tarenth technology. Once again, no one is really sure how this works, but it’s common place for the Tarenth.

[The Great Sue Hunt]

Kelk smirked at Foe’s speech. “Oh come on! You’re making me out to be some sort of villain or boogie man, or at least I think that’s the term you use.” Kelk stated with a laugh. “And it’s been years since worshiping me has been mainstream.” He continued with what could only be called the devil’s grin.

“That didn’t sound like a denial.” Foe countered.

Kelk laughed. “No, you’re right, but I’m still not that bad.” He claimed. “Besides, I’m not the one walking around with trio of very attractive women at my back when all I got is a phone booth at mine.” Kelk continued.

“Hey! I’m not just a phone booth!” Cal cried indignantly.

“A talking phone booth.” Kelk corrected.

“That’s bet- That’s not any better!” Cal shouted.

“A sensitive talking phone booth,” Kelk amended once more.

“I hate you!” Cal huffed.

“As do a great many people, especially the ones I asked virgin sacrifices from. They seemed especially when they are returned a little more worldly then they were when they left.” Kelk commented nonchalantly before stepping away from Cal before the unfortunate phone booth chose to take revenge. “Now, I do have two questions since I’m here and have very little to do for the next twenty or so years. What going on and how can I get in on it?” Kelk asked gleefully with a wide grin that could only mean there was worse to come.