Techno-Ninja
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Pyromania by Cascada. X3
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America from Hetalia.
A friend of mine cosplayed him...and...and it was oddly hot. o///o
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Show him teasing glances of your skin. He'll be on you in no time.
What is the circumference of a moose? XD
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*catches the dildo* Thanks!
*throws a pair of fuzzy handcuffs* :3
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Not guilty.
Though my parents did go through my backpack when I was 14 and found condoms.
That was awful. x_x
Ever fall for someone so hard and fast it sent your head spinning and you forgot how to function?
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Guilty. He was my boyfriend, and there is a three year age gap between us. >>;
Ever have a sexual fantasy about someone much older than you?
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Not guilty. But a friend decided it would be fun to play with my feet when he thought I was asleep... ._.;
Ever been the unwilling target of a foot fetishist?
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Not guilty, don't like doing it much. XP
Ever spend all day having sex?
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Not guilty. O_O;
Ever find something arousing that you never thought you would? XD
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^ has corrupted me a bit more than I already was.
< didn't freeze, but came close to drowning. x.x
v will hopefully say something more interesting than I did. XD
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The clever types can be fun to have around.
Also, for the sake of staying on topic, here's some from California:
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.But if the strap is less than 2 inches wide, its fine, consent or not? What if it's not a strap, but a meat tenderizer for example? Is that okay too?
It is illegal to molest butterflies.I have a friend from California who is scared of butterflies, so I don't have to worry about him breaking this law any time soon.
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Your friend sounds pretty crafty.
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A long time ago I used to type everything I wrote on my computer. Then one day, half the files in my "unfinished" folder got corrupted and I lost a bunch of stories I'd been working on. I was heartbroken. I tried to re-write them, but they just weren't the same. From that point on, I started writing everything out by hand, so I'll always have a hard copy.
And I've found I like hand writing so much better. While I type fast, my accuracy is horrible, so with writing I don't end up stopping every other word to fix typos. I can just go with the flow of my pencil. The other advantage is that nobody but me can read my handwriting, so if I'm writing during my downtime at work and get that eerie feeling that people are lurking behind my desk, I'm assured that there's little chance they can read what's in my notebook.
I feel your pain.
That's one of the reasons I like handing writing a lot better as well. Perhaps that is why no one has said anything about what I write. My handwriting is bad, but at least I can read it...usually. -
I suppose it didn't happen then.
Voyeurism. :3
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It's still illegal in our little town to tie a horse to a parking meter ... g'head. Ask me how I know!
How do you know? XP
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I suppose it counts. I'm sorry that happened to you.
Not guilty.
Though I have technically broken up with my boyfriend over the phone before. We ended up getting back together a few days later. (Long distance relationship.)
Ever broken up with a boyfriend/girlfriend via text message, been dumped that way, or known someone who has been the dumper or dumpee in such a situation?
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From Oregon:
One may not box with a kangaroo.It is illegal to predict the future.It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee. -
Tobi from Naruto. He's in my top ten list of favourite characters. :3
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Sorry to disappoint, Cal, but instead of the plant person, you shall have to deal with the ninja.
I promise not to be mean. (on purpose.) :3
But thanks for the mental image of a wolf making out with a plant person. Lovely, really.
I associate your snoggy sloppy kisses with lots of groping and fondling.
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I know from experience that girls can also suffer from discomfort and pain if they don't reach orgasm. x_x
For me, it's like a less painful form of menstrual cramping. I suspect for men, it's probably worse.
Whenever it happens to me, I can forget about it, and the pain goes away within an hour or two.
If it happens to my boyfriend, he's uncomfortable until he can get release.
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It's on mine too. I've come close, but never quite gone all the way in a car.
Guilty. It's...actually an ongoing thing, and is complicated to explain, but it's fun.
Ever witnessed a crime?
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I rather enjoy both. When I am first starting a story I prefer to start out with plain old pen and paper. Unfortunetly I tend to press fairly hard and write so long I get blisters and my hand massivly cramps up. But after I get the first part down I type it out, start editing and then usualy progress from there via computer. Though I still tend to take notes on what I am writing via my spiral note book and pen which I always keep handy when working. When it comes to editing I also like to print out what I have, make notes and then change things on the computer. ^^
I think my method has become pretty close to what yours is. :3 Though, I don't write so long I get blisters. Ouch! Hand cramps, definitely. x_x Notebooks and writing utensils are my best friends though. :3
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*laughs* ...silly.
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I've been stalked too. It wasn't pleasant. Thankfully, it was only by some girl in high school.
Not guilty.
Had sex in a vehicle. (Moving or not)
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