W.D.Lady

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." ~Edgar Allan Poe

Sometimes I feel that if died tomorrow, no one would really miss me...

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The weirdest job interview question I've ever heard is...Do you have a file cabinet and what's in it? e__e;;;

Just published my novel today!

"People will judge you no matter what you do, so you might as well do what you want."

'Best friends' has 11 letters, so does 'Back stabber.'

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate. — George Burns

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~ Groucho Marx

"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside." ~ Rita Rudner

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" ~ George Carlin

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." ~ Cyril Connolly

“Writing eases my suffering... writing is my way of reaffirming my own existence.” ~ Gao Xingjian

Prepping myself for NanoWriMo and trying to finish my scripts, but keeping them short is another hassle...keeping stories short isn't my speciality. Oh dear, I'm in trouble now.