W.D.Lady

'Best friends' has 11 letters, so does 'Back stabber.'

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." ~ Cyril Connolly

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" ~ George Carlin

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." ~Edgar Allan Poe

"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside." ~ Rita Rudner

"People will judge you no matter what you do, so you might as well do what you want."

“Writing eases my suffering... writing is my way of reaffirming my own existence.” ~ Gao Xingjian

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate. — George Burns

Just published my novel today!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~ Groucho Marx

Prepping myself for NanoWriMo and trying to finish my scripts, but keeping them short is another hassle...keeping stories short isn't my speciality. Oh dear, I'm in trouble now.

Sometimes I feel that if died tomorrow, no one would really miss me...

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

The weirdest job interview question I've ever heard is...Do you have a file cabinet and what's in it? e__e;;;