Okay, The first one I remember quite a bit.
Naruto had a twin sister called Rini, they both lived with their mum(I'm pretty sure she wasn't Kushina) and Yondaime (Called Arashi in the story), both Rini and Naruto were swept out to sea after playing on the beach one time and Arashi jumped in to save them, but only managed to save Naruto and ended up drowning with Rini.
Naruto's mum refused to believe that Rini had died and constantly called Naruto 'Rini' and dressed him in dresses and etc. And Naruto, loving his mother and wanting her to be happy, went along with it.
The main bulk of the first few chapters is Naruto (dressed as a girl) nearly gets raped by these two boys and he's saved by a young Sasuke and Itachi, Itachi takes Naruto to the Uchiha summer home to clean him up and eventually finds out that Naruto is a 'He' after he finds him crying in the shower and wanders in to see whats up.
Then it skips years later and Naruto is starting high school in a new town and is friends with Gaara and someone else (shikamaru?). Naruto had tried to commit suicide and had wandered into an alley covered in blood, Temari, a aspiring photographer, saw him and ran to get her camera snapped a few pics of this 'lolita Goth girl covered in blood'. then she patches Naruto up and gets Gaara to carry him to her studio flat, where he has a shower and Haku (neighbour) notices hes a guy and he tells Temari and Gaara.
Thats what I remember
Quite a lot, but I just cant recall the title, Its driving me insane
I cant remember much at all of the second story, only that Sasuke had a Prince albert piercing as well as many ridge implants (possibly worked in a piercing shop too?). I'm pretty sure he managed to convince Naruto to get a Prince Albert too. And a lot of Lemons ensued
If you know these stories, Or anything remotely like them, please leave a comment :]
Arigatou!