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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Ever have a story idea so stupid that you had to write it, just to see if you could p   
    Ever have a story idea so stupid that you had to write it, just to see if you could pull it off?
    I have had such an idea. It’s a furry story about four boys from a racoon-like race whose island home is under occupation by tiger-like invaders. The boys manage to find an ancient artifact that they hope will give them superpowers to drive the invaders away.
    Instead, the artifact turns them into a boy band. 
    God help me, the story going to be called “Band Together.”
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, What I say: "Hekapoo" (the name of a character from Star Vs. the Forces of Evil). Wha   
    What I say: "Hekapoo" (the name of a character from Star Vs. the Forces of Evil).
    What my phone hears: "Heckapoo," "pecapoo," "Hackaboo," "Packaboo," or "Hecka poop," depending on its mood.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, So I’m dictating dialogue into my phone for my upcoming story “The First Adam,” and m   
    So I’m dictating dialogue into my phone for my upcoming story “The First Adam,” and my phone thinks Adam just whispered in Eve’s ear, “You were born to beat bread.”
    My question is, beat it at what?
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, My phone now has a bilingual mode, which means that it will do predictive typing in S   
    My phone now has a bilingual mode, which means that it will do predictive typing in Spanish as well as English. So I was doing a Duolingo Spanish lesson and typing “Te gusta el…?” (“Do you like…?”), and the next word it suggests is “sexo.”
    Apparently, my phone thinks I’m a perv in any language. It’s right, but that’s not the point.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Being an American, I normally prefer to use American spelling. But I just can't bring   
    Being an American, I normally prefer to use American spelling. But I just can't bring myself to write "epilog" rather than "epilogue." "Epilog" reads like the output of an '80s computer program, or maybe the men’s version of the Epilady.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, The definition of irony is wanting to scream at your cats, “Just live in fucking harm   
    The definition of irony is wanting to scream at your cats, “Just live in fucking harmony goddamn it!”
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, What I say: "He was a stallion in the truest sense." What my phone hears: "He was a s   
    What I say: "He was a stallion in the truest sense."
    What my phone hears: "He was a scallion in the truest sense."
    So keep an eye out for my upcoming story about a sexy green onion.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, So, the post-Halloween trick-or-treater tally: At least one kid dressed as an interne   
    So, the post-Halloween trick-or-treater tally:
    At least one kid dressed as an internet meme -- check Multiple Elsas and Harley Quinns -- check A whole family in themed costumes -- check A hot mom in a borderline-inappropriate outfit -- checkity-doo
     
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Last night, I was adding "heavy cream" to my grocery list, and the two words my phone   
    Last night, I was adding "heavy cream" to my grocery list, and the two words my phone suggested after "heavy" were "breasts" and "balls." Phone, you know me far too well.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I know it’s automated and generic, but I still like the birthday cake Bing made me.   
    I know it’s automated and generic, but I still like the birthday cake Bing made me.

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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, My story “The Cartooniverse Mother-Daughter Crossover Sextacular” references 75 diffe   
    My story “The Cartooniverse Mother-Daughter Crossover Sextacular” references 75 different cartoons from every era. My thought this morning: “It’s like I was trying to ruin as many childhoods as possible.”
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I don’t really get dystopian scifi. Isn’t the real world bad enough? Or is the idea t   
    I don’t really get dystopian scifi. Isn’t the real world bad enough? Or is the idea to make the real world look better by comparison?
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, So I'm working on a Star Vs the Forces of Evil story, and I was amazed when I started   
    So I'm working on a Star Vs the Forces of Evil story, and I was amazed when I started typing the phrase "magical princess from another dimension" -- which I had last typed several months ago -- and my phone actually pulled up the correct next word. At least, up to a point.
    magical
    princess
    from
    another
    recipe
    Good try, phone, good try.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I’ll admit it – I’m transmogriphobic. Shapeshifters give me the willies. I know, I kn   
    I’ll admit it – I’m transmogriphobic. Shapeshifters give me the willies.
    I know, I know, I should get to know some of them before I judge.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I honestly don’t see Trump hanging out with this group.   
    I honestly don’t see Trump hanging out with this group. 

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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Lately, I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly on TV shows) misusing the expression “Divid   
    Lately, I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly on TV shows) misusing the expression “Divide and conquer.” This phrase does NOT mean “Split up to tackle separate tasks.” It means “Separate your enemies from one another so you can more easily overpower them.”
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, The video system that the Chinese government uses for mass surveillance of its citize   
    The video system that the Chinese government uses for mass surveillance of its citizens is called Skynet. I am not making this up.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Every member of Congress who has been humoring Trump about his election loss for the   
    Every member of Congress who has been humoring Trump about his election loss for the past 2 months had a hand in what happened today.
    I have spoken.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, You know what’s really lame? The biggest reason why I want to get the COVID vaccine i   
    You know what’s really lame? The biggest reason why I want to get the COVID vaccine is that I want to see Wonder Woman 1984 in a movie theater.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, It’s done! 50,000 words. Whew. NaNoWriMo is over. Let PornoWriMo begin!   
    It’s done! 50,000 words. Whew.
    NaNoWriMo is over. Let PornoWriMo begin!
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Next year, I really need to create a trick-or-treater bingo card. Items would include   
    Next year, I really need to create a trick-or-treater bingo card. Items would include
    at least 3 girls dressed as Elsa at least 5 boys dressed as Batman a whole family in themed costumes a mom wearing a decidedly inappropriate costume while escorting her kids around (This year’s was a slutty cop.)
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I think my phone is trying to get rid of me. The other morning, I took it out of my p   
    I think my phone is trying to get rid of me. The other morning, I took it out of my pocket and found that one of my airline apps was open and had gotten a couple of steps into booking me a ticket to Amsterdam.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, After 10 years of writing porn, I have finally learned to spell “ecstasy” without the   
    After 10 years of writing porn, I have finally learned to spell “ecstasy” without the help of autocorrect.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, The upside of being an unpublished SFF novelist is that you have tons of made-up name   
    The upside of being an unpublished SFF novelist is that you have tons of made-up names to use as website passwords.
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    FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Lately, Chrome has been randomly assigning the icons for my frequently visited sites.   
    Lately, Chrome has been randomly assigning the icons for my frequently visited sites. Right now, AFF has the IMDB icon. 
    There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I can’t seem to pry it out.
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